Orc Vs Ork Vs Pig-Orc

>GM
>create a list of races; mostly standard, but throws in a few odd ones tossed in like serpentfolk.
>Player X selects orc
>everyone finishes characters
>Player X shows up with printup of Orc Girl from WoW for character picture.
>I, GM, say"You read the race description, right? Orcs are pig-headed in this campaign."
>Player X fumes, claims orcs do not have pig-heads, and calls me a furry.
>Player X has never seen Heroes 1-2, not a Nintendo fan, or seen old D&D manuals.

On one hand, it's not like orcs don't come in all sorts of shapes in media, but I gave the players descriptions. Also, WoW orcs, seriously? I'd accept LoTR orcs, but this shit again?

What orckind is best orc? Also, orc thread. I'd say no porn, but since when has that stopped anyone?

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gent-orc, of course.

dragon-orc

I think LoTR orcs are best orcs.

That's a tanarukk.

bear-orc

D&D 3.5 orcs and half-orcs, I think. LotR orcs descriptions are so generic that they could be practically any goblinoid/orcoid race ever imagined.

I'd also accept porcs, but mostly for the nostalgia factor than anything else.

Psuedo-science orcs.

And I dun forgot my picture. Stupid phone poster.

I appreciate all varieties of orcs. I used to hate the pig-orc brand but they've grown on me. I will say they certainly serve a different narrative role than the more humanoid varieties, and probably shouldn't be presented as a pc race option. Well unless it's a beastmen campaign or something.