Where does your gang of murderhobos fit on the chart, user?

Where does your gang of murderhobos fit on the chart, user?

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A combination of Spetsnaz and Danish Jaegers.
Their ability to roll high on building destruction is uncanny.

Combination of SBS and Spetnaz.

Danish Jaegers but with a drop pod through the ceiling

We used to be alpha group, but now we are more like a combination of GROM and NZSAS

GSG-9 followed hours later by GROM.

mixture of spetznas GRU and mossad

A mix between HRT, Swedish SOG, and Foreign Legion.

Our group is like the least murderhobo-y murderhobos in the world, to the point where they would rather redeem what's basically the incarnation of pure evil than kill it.

>Danish Jeagers
>Alpha Group

>Recon in force platoon consisting of command tank, assault gun, scout car and motorized infantry squad
>Sent to check out border farm when young man arrives from farm going "Strange soldiers are on my farm help help"
>Turns out the soldiers are also motorized infantry with armored support from [nominally friendly neighboring country], who are here to help because their sworn enemies are attacking our eastern border
>Our orders are to turn them away because there's no formal agreement of aid with them and we're Neutral(TM)
>Foreign LT scoffs at us, rightfully so - our military is somewhat outdated, they've been at war with their sworn enemies for two years
>"We will make them run!" declares our suddenly bloodthirsty minor noble CO
>Catch the foreign unit with their pants down because they didn't expect us to do anything but kiss their asses
>KO both tanks, both APCs
>CO's command tank personally guns down half the infantry, including perforating the farm house with MG fire
>The two survivors of the entire affair run off into the woods
>Farm owners nowhere to be found

How'd the GM react to that?

Canadians were objectivly the best hostage rescuers in this.

>Leaf pride +3

The contact was sort-of scripted to start hostilities with the [friendly country], because regardless of what we did at that instance their other advances were going to be similarly refused and they have enough of a Hero syndrome they'd literally fight us over it. So the GM was mostly cool with it.

The noble never actually did anything that broke any laws of war or conventions - he could have offered those infantry who had no means of touching him a surrender, but instead he chose to mow most of them down because they decided to shoot at him. And he opted not to try to shoot the two that fled in the back.

He was as much of a bloodthirsty warmonger as he could have been while staying inside the rules, technically in the right but he caught hell for it when he got back to friendly lines anyway.

Ideally Foreign Legion (happened twice), SAS occasionally, CAG most of the time, and rarely Spetsnaz-GRU.

Characters are Razvedki, Green Berets/Foreign Legion, JGSDF, Chinese SOF, and Ghurkas

SAS.

We're a shadowrun team.

We're BOPE with one Ghurka character;
We usually open strong but have difficulty after that.
The Ghurka character needs the body parts to sacrifice to her deity though so nobody bothers her for it.

>what is this thread about? Looks like a fun image
>Interesting topic as well!
>clicks thread
>clicks image
>Oh, its some shitty memeballs
>Oh, its political trash
>how boring
>closes thread
You are a waste, OP.

You must be a riot at parties

Spetznaz-Gru but not because we wanted to, we're just incredibly inept

Alpha Group.

We're a shadowrun team.

Somewhere between spetsnaz and the French Foreign Legion. We'll either befriend you, or Befriend you.

If you talk about memeballs and political trash at parties, you genuinely have autism.

>Party 1
Danish Jaegers + Foreign Legion
>Party 2
NZSAS + JTF-2
>Party 3
UDT + Navy Seals

USAF

We're a shadowrun team.

Combo of Arystan and BOPE.

>SASR

We've only done one mission, and it more or less went off without a hitch, but we were very much aware of just how stupidly limited our resources were the entire time.

SBS or Korean UDT depending on how much drinking and swearing is being done.

ghurkas

>why does every house have a car sticking out of it?

Fuck every other option.

It's Gurkha time.

A mix between SOG and HJK/FSK

PC one is a hyrbid of JTF-2 and Razvedki, PC two is DEVGRU/Foreign Legion, with a pet Ghurka/Razvedki, PC three is BOPE/SBS.
Kebab is removed ultra-violently(unless PC2 decides to spare them), hostages are either scarred for life or accidental casualties.

PC1 is basically the Predator, if the predator was also a wizard.
PC2 is a living thunderstorm that decided to be a pokemon trainer at this point, and has a pet that's a guided missile with teeth, claws, and fur.
PC3 can one-shot anything in a line almost half a mile long, but almost never checks to see if his fire lane is clear of friendlies.

>with a pet Ghurka/Razvedki
What?

As a Canuck, I am extremely happy that JTF2 gets the best one.

Is it true that they smell like maple syrup?

mix of korean UDT and CAG.

Shadowrun team, some weird combi of GSG-9 And spetsnaz-GRU

One part NZAS, one part Danish Jagers, one part GROM

I'm suprised to see a good margin of parties using vehicles in their tactic. Be it boats or cars.

CAG when the Mage is in control, Spetnaz when the Rogue takes over.
Ironic, ain't it.

A mix of Mossad, CIA, and either spetsnaz.

UDT, previously Alpha Group.

Mashup of Ghurkas, NZSAS, Razvedki, Arystan,or Chinese SOF.

Level 14 "Dire Ghost" Stoat. The player got it as a gift from Mother Nature's pet dragon, for being very in sync with Mother Nature. The thing has a hair trigger temper, a smartass attitude, an appetite for destruction, and a paint-blistering hatred of equines. It has accounted for several demons, dark elemental assassins, a dozen dolphins, a moose, two beluga whales, a sperm whale, three dragons, and uncountable numbers of small game, all while being no bigger than an ankle sock.

USAF, Spetznaz, or Unit 777.
Totalitarian Undead don't fuck around.

Accurate

That's a pretty wasteful use of ammunition.

Are you fucking kidding?
The average shots per kill for the vietnam war was like, 1500 5.56 to one dead gook.
400 to 30 is fucking fantastic marksmanship.

You have no clue how much ammunition is wasted by the American military on a daily basis. It's the equivalent of putting out a candle with a fire hose.

>Wasted
Supressing fire
It's not waste, it's doctrine.

Semantics

>he roared in Nepali: "I will kill you."
This shit's great.

FBI HRT for sure. We only technically count as murderhobos because less lethal doesn't always work out.

Nice.

GSG-9.

Pretty much like that, yeah.
The Shadow Elemental Assassins were probably the best. He burrowed into one's stomach, then chestbustered out of it to face-rape another one that went to see what the hell had dug into it's buddy like a self-propelled power drill.
Or when the party came back to a beach from a quick sidestep into another realm, only to find him sitting on a pile of sea life - the belugas, the dolphins, the sperm whale, and about thirty or so seagulls - looking incredibly proud of himself.
video very related to that latter bit, as that's roughly the course of most of the arguments between the Stoat and the Nature PC.
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> my drunk-ass brothers!

Recently we did GSG-9 followed by Army Rangers.

>All of that time I'm never going to get back coming up with shitty plans, only to realize we could outsource the problem and get more desirable results.

A combination of Spetsnaz-GRU and NZSAS.

We cause massive, unconscionable amounts of collateral damage and mayhem with no budget, only to find out/reason later that they were probably mind-controlled or in on the plan anyway.

It helps that one of our party members specializes in as much fire damage as possible, and another is a 4 foot pile of 20 strength and adamantine teeth.

Korean UDT, every time. It may not necessarily be a boat--in fact, on one memorable occasion, it was an entire demiplane--but the principle remains the same.

Hell, in our last session, we loaded up a '72 Ford Pinto with dynamite, pointed it at the army shooting flaming arrows at us, and put a brick on the gas pedal. Let me tell you, the average holy warrior does not know how to handle a Pinto.

I don't get the Danish Jaegers joke. More on-topic, most of our encounters end up like Mossad+GROM+GSG-9. We're not very competent

Shadowrunners sold themselves as a KSK/Green Berets/CAG force for assassination and blackmail.

In reality, GSG-9/GIGN is probably a better descriptor of these chucklekfucks

Pic is oh very related, my face as the GM when these idiots spent so long deciding how to perform the basic action of "go in and shoot a dude" that one of my major plot hooks had to be brought up to get them to do anything

Equal parts NZSAS and Spetsnaz.
We're very, very bad at damage control.

BOPE plus french foreign legion. We third world as fuck.

>Shadowrun
Definitely KSK, if we don't infiltrate from ALL POSSIBLE ANGLES, including metaphysical, logical, social, religious, obtuse, and non-euclidian angles, then it will be SLOPPY AND UNACCEPTABLE.