Which of these men would you rather join on an adventure?

the one with the latex fetish

>Implying I'm not totally on to that
Also I was actually worried because as the team healer, I'm going to come in contact with their blood and I don't want to die because of it.

nobody is

The village people began as an experiment to do just that.

And they failed, which was inevitable

>Face, potential mage
>Street sam, maaaaybe a rigger
Well, our group has some sort of curse involving inconsistent faces, so we need left more than we need right.
He's actually one character with Incomplete Reprogramming who is actually a face/rigger/decker with a damn good gun arm, 10/10 would let pound my chromed-up ass.

holy shit. freddy mercury is superman

Looks like old school pulp.
You can tell because back then you didn't had to be a faggot to appreciate good masculine bodies.

...what kind of "adventure"? That's really the deal breaker here.

Gay biker every time m8

it's Tom of Finland. It's extremely, deliberately gay. I'm sorry you had to find out this way,

>only choosing one
You obviously need a balanced party, OP.

Guy on the right. Never adventure with a guy in a suit.

What are their alignments?

I dunno, that just looks like a manly and handsome dude.
What is so gay about that? I don't get why manliness is now seen as gay.

What is their quest?

1) Get themselves clean.
2) Have a good meal.
3) Do whatever they feel.

The artist of the op pic draws pictures of big kissing shirtless men, succulent nipples, and huge packages in tight jeans.

This is a better husbando CYOA than I've ever seen on /cyoag/

Also, right.

Google Tom of Finland to see why we're talking about gay shit. For non-gay manly, Google Dwayne the Rock Johnson.

There's nothing inherently gay about super masculine, handsome men, but there is something inherently gay about these masculine men. Mind you, they could still be the manliness badasses around. You could play them like weight-lifter Freddie Mercury.

Left
>untrustworthy
>probably in league with bbeg
>will stab you in the back if given a chance
>touchy with women
>probably either impotent or just ironically homo
Right
>trustworthy
>has been fighting for the cause since the day he first crawled out of his father's ass
>has mastered all skills needed for the quest
>causes women to spontaneously combust if they get too close to him
>can make a man squeal like a school girl with his cock, makes sure that the balls will touch every time

The choice should be simple.

Guy on the left looks like a corporate douchebag.

Guy on the right looks like he owns a motorcycle.

Guy on the right.

Weren't only 2 guys in the group gay? I think it was the Indian and the construction worker.

Dude, google image search Tom of Finland. It's as gay as you can get because it has literal gay sex.

I think it was construction worker and cowboy, actually.

Neither until I get some more details

Right

Looks like he's from a badass place and is going to check one out

You came to the RIGHT neighborhood, my friend.

I wish that this fucking degenerate stain on my nation's honor had died in the winter war.

But his men are so handsome!

Aika homo mielipide jtp.

Älä koskaan enää postaa mitään.

this looks like one of those OwO illustrations to me.

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>Moomins are packing
Okay. I guess that's a thing now.

One on the left has that American Psycho build.

Also, and I find this hillarious
>Tom of Finland still draws finnish mongoloid eyes on his anglos

>still

He died in 1991.

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I know. Meant to imply that although he had been drawing for a long time and was pretty good at it, he never learned, or realized, how normal western european eyes were shaped.

I genuinely want to see the people behind that vile shit dead.
Moomins are sacred.

Moomins have always been gay.
>forgetting how snufkin basically was fucking moomintroll for most of the summer only to leave for the valley in search of thailand's ladyboy prostitutes during the winter

Left seems like he knows how to do fancy, having him around would likely bring much privilege.
Right seems like general bro tier.
Both look like they could rock the sheets like no other.
Can I have both?

Maybe in your degenerate headcannon

>the virgin faggot vs the chad homossexual

The one who doesnt smoke

Lawful Gay
Fabulous Gay
Ridiculous Gay
Double Gay
Macho, Macho Gay
True Neutral

10/10

>big kissing shirtless men

>no hard gay

>meanwhile
>on Macragge

Both looks gay as fuck

>those fucking huts

Benis :DDDD

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No it really isn't

moomin.com/en/blog/who-inspired-tove-when-creating-snufkin/

After reading the thread I agree that the biker is probably the better choice.

Fuck off /pol/, he's a national treasure

The first would fit in better to my current game of Delta Green, with our James Bond expy.

Second would fit right the fuck into our RIFTS game

It's all about context

Hard Gay couldn't even scratch the surface of Tom of Finland-level gay.

The one on the right definitely.

>Leather jacket to protect him from knife wounds
>Mustache that projects maturity and authority
>Patriotic

Now you see I always thought the Rock (the character, not Dwayne Johnson), was gay. He was always calling people candy-asses then said he was gonna turn things sideways and put it in their butts.
He also wore colourful shirts.

Man every finlander I've known has a stick up their ass. Which was probably a source if inspiration for Tom.

Moomins are fucking terrifying.

Do they fuck?

>For non-gay manly, Google Dwayne the Rock Johnson

user...

The chad smurf

Apparently the soldiers under him as a Lieutenant in the war said he was a great guy.

When presented with these choices, always remember:

Righty tighty, lefty loosey.

But user, you are giving us no options...

What are you talking about, one of them has a moustache

It is clearly one and the same person, before and after.

No one grows a stache that fast

Both

I'm going to have to pick left. One person having a mustache is a novelty, but if we both have mustaches then it just takes away from that.

A week or two, I say.

The filename says day and night

Moomins sure have changed since my childhood.

honestly the clean cut one on the left looks more likely to molest me. Not saying the biker one the right wouldn't, but I get the feeling he'd be more straight forward about it.

>and we can both jerk off to traps no homo
fucking top kek

youtube.com/watch?v=DsoCe7C4Kmk

The squave suited guy looks like he could be a high powered buisness man, or possibly even a con artist or maybe a mild mannered super type or possibly a spy in holiday attire.

The other one is a faggot.

underrated post

>N-no homo right?

Right
Pray they do not reunite and merge once more, their true form revealed

Truly, we did not realize the struggle of being gay in the 70s

Part of science is being brave enough to try the impossible, user.

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I'd probably have to pick gay Jotaro over bara Kira

>Moomin author was gay.
>Moomins have tons of gay subtext

What are you on about, user?

Yeah, the band was actually extremely heterosexual
youtube.com/watch?v=hf524dzZQzo