>Earth gets attacked by monsters made out of negative emotions. >Because of this, they take the form of anything we see as negative, from spiders,to demons, to mascot costumes, anythings fair game. >Since they are negative incarnate, they can be damaged by things with associate with positive emotions, such as toys. This means that toy soldiers more or less became humanities first line of defense. >Nerf guns are built in mass, card board box tanks are rolled out, little plastic soldiers in cans are used like grenades, and children are rounded up to be put inside "kindergartens". Dome like structures designed to harvest positive energy as the children inside enjoyed their lives, toys and games galore within to fuel the nightmarish war outside. >Are you a bad enough dude?
>they take the form of anything we see as negative From the sounds of it, we need to obliterate SJWs.
Owen Stewart
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Michael Ortiz
Its an old, heavily propagated, april fools joke from years back. The only way something like that could ever work with so many darts is with a rather large air pressure system, and thanks to modern safety standards, those have gone the way of 1990's super soakers. Sorry to disappoint, user.
Anthony Thomas
All I can think of now is that story of some guy who started a nerf war with his roommates that ended in a homemade flamethrower and a naked guy with a sword
Dylan Mitchell
>damaged by things with associate with positive emotions, such as toys Time to pull out the Sexual Assault gun.
Jacob Scott
>damaged by things with associate with positive emotions
The kitten launcher's time has come.
Robert Rodriguez
so what your saying is that to make one of those we have to make our own?
I won't say challenge accepted, because I have no idea where I'll get so many low-current air-vavles or all the fine tubing
Charles Gutierrez
Unfortunately, in this scenario, yes. The people who are "We can't have kids playing with Nerf, being familiar with GUNS will make them grow up to be violent!" crowd who blow things out of proportion are, in this scenario, actively screwing over the entire human race. In order to stand a chance against the demons, we must first purge the weakness in our own race.
Brayden Torres
though, in turn, doing so would surround so many with negativity.
really really MAJOR negativity
Sebastian Evans
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Gabriel Allen
Fug
Robert Green
truly a weapon to surpass Metal Gear.
would LEGO bricks be even more deadly to them than they already are to us?
David Diaz
son, put that baby stuff away...
Hudson Reyes
The grimness of childhood being used to fuel a needed war starts to render the weapons of whimsy useless Mankind's only recourse is to take a lot of pills and not think about it.
Adam Phillips
>make an impenetrable wall of lego bricks
Robert Roberts
I require a human-scale orange transparent chainsaw.
Then I must kill all the demons.
Josiah Lopez
>The kitten launcher's time has come. grand...I heard it with his voice
Bentley Perez
>Not upgrading to the belt-fed kitty cannon
Nicholas Flores
I have the feeling that Americans still associate guns with more positive things than toys.
Jacob Morales
Would... Does this mean we could just point our fingers at them and shout "pew pew" so long as we were having fun and they'd die? >kids on playground >playing cops & robbers >skip ropes & slides & swings >oshitaliens.png >few kids are scared >ballsy ones start "shooting" >BOOM headsplosions >alien walks in front of swing >gets bodied >kids use skip ropes to rebuke aliens >whole playground becomes equivalent of consecrated ground vs aliens >wood chips become "holy water" On another note, would sex rebuke aliens?
Liam Robinson
On another note, would sex rebuke aliens? Only consensual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpos of procreation while holding hands
Christopher Gonzalez
I'd watch this movie
Thomas Butler
>Dome like structures designed to harvest positive energy as the children inside enjoyed their lives, toys and games galore within to fuel the nightmarish war outside. I would like to live in Dome of Having Sex with Supermodels please.
Joseph Lee
>Dome like structures designed to harvest positive energy as the children inside enjoyed their lives, toys and games galore within to fuel the nightmarish war outside. What actually would happen is people would be forcibly hooked up to the machines that stimulate their pleasure center until they get addicted. Then, all you have to do to coax out positive emotions from a person is indulging their addiction.
Caleb Martin
Some of the KND weapons would do well here, like that gumball gun
David Ortiz
>they can be damaged by things with associate with positive emotions GRANNY'S HOME COOKING! Nothing better in the whole world than that. Fuckin' demons will be choking on pasteliko pie before day's end.
Camden Parker
Part of me wants to make a catling gun joke, but it's not got rotary barrels...
Landon Bennett
Just drown them in a torrent of cold beer.
Ethan Fisher
You see the problem with that idea is nobody wants to be hooked up to a machine matrix style so they can have their emotions harvested, most see that as negative thus it would likely give off more negative energy than it's putting out positive energy. If something is made out of pure evil and is harmed by things we so much as associate with good emotions then obviously making more evil/negative energy will just make things worse.
Matthew Miller
There are no negative emotions.
Zachary Lopez
Got married this spring.
I never wore jewelry before, so it took me a long time to get used to the ring.
But I bet I could punch one of those motherfuckers into the sun.
Bentley Carter
This post is too wholesome for me.
Dylan Morris
I shall stride calmly towards my enemy with open arms, hands bereft of instruments of war and its recreation, so that when we join body in arms they themselves may be the very tools of their undoing. What better positive thing than to LOVE and TOLERATE the fuck out of them?
Carson Thompson
Prepare your buttholes ayyyyyyliens
Jayden Ward
guns give me positive emotions
Jackson Rivera
Do you think they'd make good dildos, though?
Joshua Myers
So, wait ... we just shove our hands up the back end of a Stuffed My Little Pony doll and end up with an anti-demonic power fist? Is that water powered jet pack an acidic crop duster in this scenario? Do five people in colored jumpsuits tear through the Japanese front as if they're real Power Rangers? Is Dwayne 'The Rock' Jonson the most electrifying monster slayer if you smell what the Rock IS COOKING?!?!?!?
Michael Johnson
Decending from the south, 4000 men dressed as batman. The end of the war is nigh.
Kevin Taylor
>monsters made out of negative emotions All emotions, in excess, can be negative.
Jeremiah Ross
Hell yes.
Jack Clark
So am I a hero or a villain?
Henry Robinson
You know that brings up a damn good question. Is Coldsteel considered negative? Or has he become so much of a meme that at this point he's positive because he's a joke?
Gavin Young
What about sonic weapons? Does Queen cause the monsters bite the dust? Can Metal really melt their faces? Is so, Deploy Tactical Bards! The only One Direction is the towards the battlefront!
Nolan Evans
>anything we see as negative >positive emotions are our defence get me the classic sonic soundtrack, 2 and three should work best, but throw in stardust speedway and green hill zone, also get me a speaker and a megaphone, I've got snakes to music to death.
Ayden Myers
Would my pride and joy warlord Titan become life sized? Because that damn thing and my admech kept me from an hero-ing myself.
Dylan Harris
Hop in.
Connor Morales
IT'S TIME
Jonathan Barnes
I don't see why it would just suddenly become life sized. It coming to life Toy Story/Indian in the Cupboard style and getting stronger if you put more positive emotion into it though...enjoy your digimon.
Sebastian Reed
user you brightened my day
Thomas Collins
I imagine the positive would outweigh the negative on that one.
Connor Foster
Nintendo power glove acts like a WH40K power fist?
Zachary White
Mind telling that tale?
Nolan Collins
Wiffle bat and nerf gun wielding monster truck cavalry. LARP boffers and armor being ancient artifact tier equipment. Airsoft gun pellet storms. Sports mascot suits working like power armor. Halloween costumes act like the real thing. Those otherworldly horrors will quake before our power of FUN.
Caleb Smith
>Halloween costumes act like the real thing. Oh great now there's vampires on both sides.
David Sullivan
That's the power of fun, anything they have we can make a fun version of.
Nolan Moore
You could put a giant plunger on the tip, so when it hit something the darts fired backward and outward.
Nathan Diaz
>That is a warcrime
Christian Gonzalez
Am I the only one that wants to make either a setting or a wargame focused around kids having nerf wars in the neighborhoods with secret hide outs? It doesn't go full on KND but it gets close. Sometimes I think I should get some anons to help me make it, but maybe i'll make it myself someday anons.
Camden Bailey
>Popular childrens shows with pleasant messages and enthusiastic plotlines are treated as holy proverbs and watching them is a prayer. >Pikachu becomes a literal god, a difinitive icon of pleasantness and pleasant past emotions
Who else takes the mantle of god?
Jack Phillips
So are weebs using waifu body pillows the dangerous middle ground where they straddle the line between boundless joy and crushing despair?
Would they be at danger to falling into the darkness?
Joshua Jones
>Mr. Rodgers is an Old God, forgotten by many and unknown to most, but still powerful enough to erase the foes of those who invoke him.
Eli Campbell
Fake and gay
Jaxson Nelson
I am stealing this whole idea. It is now mine and I copyright this intellectual property that was freely shared and distributed on this Taiwanese noodle cooking website. Look for my kickstarter coming December 7.
>Tfw, abominations learn to fear the chant of "Winnie the Pooh, Winnie the Pooh, humpty dumpty wumpty pumpty!" over the horizon. fug off shill.
Anthony Smith
Who is this semen demon?
Isaiah Reyes
>they can be damaged by things with associate with positive emotions gotta bludgeon them with a dildo
Ian Turner
You forgot the awkwardness, embarrassment, violation, and revulsion. The monster gets very slightly larger.
Caleb Gutierrez
So does this mean they're going to take over all the sex toy factories?
Austin Walker
Not if I have anything to say about it
Jack Jenkins
Yet again Catholic sex ethics saves the day.
David Peterson
Didn't we have this thread before?
Robert Fisher
But if the toys become weapons for a war of desperate survival, won't their associations become negative?
Ayden Moore
Twilight Sparkle Sunset Shimmer Princess Celestia All Praise our Virtuous Lady, Saint Lauren Faust
Jack Hall
Yes, allot actually. OP's trying to make his setting a Veeky Forums approved one or some shit.
Michael Perry
>>Since they are negative incarnate, they can be damaged by things with associate with positive emotions So, I could just use a gun?
Ryan Brooks
Only if you're /k/.
John Thomas
Gonna send the abominations to the Shadow Realm.
Sebastian Bell
They make such a compelling argument though
Julian Thomas
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Cameron King
The problem here is that there are things some associate negatively that others view positively.
I'm moving to Amish country and getting ready to have a lot of sex with loose women shaped space fiends. For the sake of the human race of course...
Luis Powell
nah, because they are still toys and not really dangerous to humans. so if anything they're positive associations just become stronger, because now they defend mankind from the evil aliens.
would dogs still be awesome at fighting? would different breeds than normal be super effective in combat?
Ryder Rivera
It's a catapelt. It pelts people with cats.
Joseph Adams
That sounds super cool but it won't fly as a full on setting since children make things as they go along.
Jaxon Rogers
Seconded, reverse image search only links to TG
Nolan Smith
>anything we see as negative >mascot costumes
you forget that furries exist.
Isaac Jackson
I figured he meant like the Philly Phrenetic.
I'd say I don't need weapons, I can bunker down in my safe space every night by bundling up in my bed with a sleazy early nineties action movie, but then I look over at all the nerf guns and action figures I have so I'm armed anyway. >hulk hands
Leo Edwards
user, your emotions are nothing more than endorphins released by your brain into your blood stream to elicit a natural response.
Isaiah Clark
That sounds like alien talk!
Kayden Morris
It's a pretty good one. I liked the original more though.