What's your favorite spell school?

Necromancy.

Hard knocks.

Conjuration.
Why do hard work being a productive member of society so you can afford nice stuff... when you can learn magic and summon it instead?
>Succ

Alteration. Maybe a little Mysticism and minor Conjuration & Restoration on the side.

Really love that Spell Absorb.

Altruism.

Answer this - if education in Hogwarts is so good, how come none of the wizards teleported themselves out of one of the dullest franchises in the history of movie franchises? Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody, just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

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Lesbianism

Fist

Transmutation. Buffs, debuffs, utility spells, Polymorph.

>movie

Stopped reading. Fucking drown yourself, pleb.

>writing dreaful

What kind of fucking turd would even-

>God Tier
>Atlas Shrugged

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Most fucking powerful as I rank them?
Cerebremancy, and Alienism, nothing tops what those have on offer. (Applicable to all schools)
Conjuration
Necromancy (Can get all the general school back following this one if successful and also retain class abilities offered by specialization)
Shadowmancy/(Sub school of illusion not Shar's shadow weave bullshit) (2e/3.5 to a degree in variant class features and certain PrCs)
Illusion
Divination
Transmutation
Enchantment
Abjuration
Evocation
Blood Magic (pre-5e No. Just No.)