Tavern thread

Welcome to the Rotting Toadstool. What can I get ya travelers today?

Milk

Two percent

A ticket to /qst/ for your shitty roleplay faggot.

a bottle of your strongest stuff and a cut of that boar i smell cooking.

An ale to warm the belly after fighting off the cold, cursed night.

Some of that midgrade stuff...

Yeah and I'll take some of that boar that is having

Root beer float

With chocolate ice cream

Oh now you're just being decadent

OI WER'Z THE FUNGUS BEER!!!

*teleports behind you*

Your life...

A table to play and a room for my mate.

W...Water please

A reason to live, please.

I'll take your finest drink, good sir! Only the best for a king!

how much booze do you have? and how much would that cost?

Uh.. umm.. err.. ah.. emm. Uum.. B... Bbbeerrr!

The strongest drink you have thanks

A tankard of your least stale ale please. What have you to eat, my goodman?

why such an unappetizing name?

Nord mead, five wheels of cheese, and all your salt.

>No RP or RP related things in Veeky Forums allowed anymore
No wonder this place has become so boring