"abandoned" by parents

>"abandoned" by parents
>supernatural powers
>tanky physique
>natural leader
>champion of man

I'm not saying he's a Primarch, but I'm not saying he isn't one either

>read greentext portion
>automatically assume it's going to be a thread about cringelord mary-sue OCs

No primarch ever died for my sins by being devoured by an obsidian-toothed vagina.

Fuck off, D*sney shill.

I see what's happening yeah.
You're face to face with greatness and its strange.
You don't even know how to feel
Its adorable, well its nice to know that the Imperium never changes
Open your eyes and take it in
Yes its really me, a primarch, take it in
I know it's a lot: the hair, the bod!
When you're staring at a son of god
What can I say except you're welcome
For my squads, the sun, the sky
Hey, it's okay, it's okay
You're welcome
I'm just an ordinary super-guy
Hey!
What has two thumbs that pulled down the sky
When you were waddling yay high
This guy!
When the void grew cold
Who stole through warp from down below
You're lookin' at him, yo
etc

Bruh the movie came out last year. This is beyond the time to shill it. OP is just being dumb

I'd play his legion. Just make Space Sharks either his bois or a successor chapter instead. What would his deal be, naval warfare and boarding squads?

Stealing important shit from cultist(DAoT stuff,important chaos artifacts)
Then one day he fucked up and got stranded on a planet for a bit

I assumed that as well, but no, it's only OP pining for islander cock again.

dude got killed by a vagina you know that right? literally chewed up by a crusty vagoo of an old wich.

wait why does that sound familiar

Non codex compliant of course, with a heavy focus on ambushing then switching into hyper aggressive attacks. (Cause, you know, the shape shifting)

Slaanesh can take any forms to tempt us

>Space Sharks are real

Just when I think I finally have a decent grasp on 40k lore

>post literally has a giant fish hook in it
>\tg\ still falls for the bait

so you aren't saying anything at all really

Maybe he's Omegon, maybe he's not

that's all i'm saying

>tanky
dropped

Fitting captcha

Emperor Origins!?

I know, right?

As good a fit as He-Man or Samus.

I have no idea what you're talking about.

feels batman

They're called Characharadons now, and are fucking insane even by Space Marine standards. They completely wrecked shit in the Badab War.

>that hair
>that bod
Obviously he is the emperor in his youth. Also we never see the emperor shirtless, maybe he's covering up the tattoos.

Did you have this prepared or was that made up on the spot?

Seeing as the Emperor has the face of Tommy Wiseau now I'm considering Dwayne Johnson to be Wiseau's secret heir

That sounds like something Omegon would say.

...

is that why nobody tells them who their primarch is?
they're intentionally being mislead them towards magnus so they don't see the truth?

>or was that made up on the spot?

bruh

have you not seen the movie that the character in OP is from?

he's asking if user made it just from memory, or if that dude had prepared it before

>seeing slaanesh behind every bush

>Implying they didn't steal magnus in the first place.

>carcharodons confirmed for missing legion

There's a mistake in the first line, he did from memory

>Maoi turns into a half-shark multiple times in the film

Holy shit

Superb

Alpharius please leave

he laters gets revived a few centuries in the future and becomes an iron lord

Disney shills work constantly, bro. The Mouse has paid shills working 24 hours a day generating memes and fostering ironic discussion to infect your brain with a psychological pathogen that makes you accept that the movies are getting shittier and shittier and the company is swallowing more and more of the popular culture.

They need us to be complicit in the coup de tat.

That I did.

>implying I was paid

See, I'd believe you, if it didn't suggest that the people in charge are actually competent.

Nah m8e, it's Gabriel Reyes/Reaper that is the lord of salads.