*describes something violent in a euphemistic manner for cheap comedic effect*
*reads off lexicanum*
*hesitates and pauses mid-sentence*
*gets facts of the lore wrong*
*fails to understand that the in-universe reason why marines are males is because the emperor didn't want them to breed so they all had to be the same sex, and he didn't even consider not making them dudes*
*fails to understand that it doesn't matter anyway because 50% of the marines' selling point is being a super-serious macho sausagefest with a prisoner/monk gimmick*
Ethan Cox
*posts a bunch of text on an imageboard*
Dylan Martinez
*passive-aggressively vents about someone when he should really talk to them like an adult*
Adrian Allen
*exhales loudly in a condescending tone*
James Davis
*rolls eyes*
*sages*
Jonathan Murphy
*writes an OP*
*is a fag*
Dominic Rivera
I like Arch
John Diaz
*rolls his Rs to the point where I want to hit him*
It would be interesting to see what he looks like. I've got an image in my head and I hope for his sake it's wrong.
