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1st for umbrellas

WHEN'S FUCKING TRINITY
I WANT SUPER HERO GAMES THAT AREN'T MUTANTS AND MASTERMINDS PLEASE

That looks fun. Someone give me npc write up for such a dog.

A cat is fine too.

Conspiracy: Mechanists
The Enemy: God-Machine's agents who'd hunt them for stealing and hijacking pieces of Infrastructure

Imagine world with a mage with kinetic shield and 11 armor.

Imagine a world with a mage with kinetic shield and armor 11

Must make it a daily thing to remind people that a starting mage can get 6-11 armor easily.

Can Demon fans explain difference between Embeds and Exploits.
I have nagging suspicion it's similar to difference between Common Contracts and Royal ones.

The last thread proved how many people have not actually played andor ran mage either in 1e or 2e and have no idea what they are talking about.

That or most user's enjoy wanking over character backgrounds and playing gnosis 1 mages probably without any arcana at 3 and living the dream as Shitty McShitmage who still needs to go to work and gets shit on by every sleeper he meets.

The fact some even seem to think you cant have a character who is good at something AND roleplay at the same time i find funny as fuck.

Welcome back

Look, user! I got you some of your fetish pornography!

Hello, Shitty McShitmage. Tell me all about where you spent you merit points...

The fact that you're trying to start shit in a fresh thread just shows how much a shitheel you really are, Umbrellafag. It's still funny how defensive and stupid you are though.

Mostly places like Familiar, hallow, barfly and other flavorful things to show that before my character was a mage he was a person.

And not an umbrella toting paranoid tank on a milk run

Familiar & hallow proves he was a person before a mage? Odd fucking sleeper with both of them. Yeh ok. Try again.

Girls und panzer would be so much better if everything fired umbrellas on full auto.

I just woke up. I don't want to read the massive pile of posts over in the previous thread.

Somebody give me a rundown please

Just because he didn't spend his merit points on the Umbrella Background doesn't make his choices invalid, user. Or because you can't parse a sentence.

user doesnt have a thrysus cabal member who can cast familiar for him.
Poor user.

Can you guys kindly stop masturbating in public?

No, he took other Merits besides those to represent his Sleeper life in the same vein as Barfly. Lrn2context.

You asked where I put my merits my dude. I answered.

Someone get this image out of my head.

Im still here.

i was actually talking about owod though

Umbrellafag is an actual autist. He doesn't understand why someone might not walk around armed and armoured to the gills 24/7. He also revealed he has a backpack filled with things, like water bottles, a game boy, umbrellas - his adventure equipment!

I have loads of shit in my panniers. When the world ends i'll still be around while you will be trapped in your basement.

And that is fine, now explain why gnosis 3 isnt a valid option without refering to you cant roleplay a person with gnosis 3

Oh come on dude. You're making this too easy. At least try.

Who the fuck ins umbrellafag and how did this start. This place never gets 600 replies.

Never said it wasn't a valid option, wasn't even talking to you in the last thread user.

I have no issue, I'd just prefer to run a character that isn't strictly a one dimensional cutout of harry potter with a speech bubble of "He mage rel gud"

It's really obnoxious to make multiple replies to the same post because apparently you didn't get all your sick burns in. Saw you doing that a lot in the last thread too.

>Who the fuck ins umbrellafag and how did this start. This place never gets 600 replies.
Umbrellafag is the one arguing here, the one who just admitted to carrying an autism kit with him wherever he went. Apparently, it goes from stinking hot and sunny to blizzards in five minutes flat wherever he lives.

He spent like 50 posts trying to justify an umbrella metaphor, with each getting creepier as time went on.

And? You realize where you are right? Sue me.

>Imagine world with a mage with kinetic shield and 11 armor.

It's the CofD / Awakening 2e.

>Umbrella Background

Doesn't that require Gnosis 3, and is not available at character creation?

Guys, you obviously won't come to agreement and won't get last word either because both sides are too bull headed. Just "be the bigger person"?

You just need a good storyteller and your group has to meet another group behind the monkey bars after lunch to fight over it.

>now explain why gnosis 3 isnt a valid option without refering to you cant roleplay a person with gnosis 3
Nobody said this, they just said it was stupid and boring. Which it is. Not to mention selfish and shitty as fuck if you aren't contributing to group Merits. And if your entire group ignores Merits like Safe Place, Hallow, and Sanctum, then you might actually be the biggest retards this side of the planet.

>who is the autist who takes everything somebody says literally. Not me user.

If you cant understand that its possible for the weather to change really fucking quickly without the weather service knowing about it to give a warning need to get out more and visit more places that the end of your street.

You see? Do you all fucking see?

Tell us what else you carry in your 'panniers', glorious umbrella king. Do you own a bumbag? A bandolier?

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This is a good documentary of magefags being territorial with other magefags

I feel like we are being carried on a ruse cruise

It won't stop because Umbrellafag, on top of being an autist, is a passive aggressive piece of shit. You should have seen him in the last thread, always trying to bait out the guy who called him a bad roleplayer while he was talking to other people and bringing his shit into unrelated exchanges.

Depends what im doing, it is so hard for you to prepare for something user?

It must be a fucking horrible world where you dont prepare for shit in advance. Do you even bother getting dressed in the morning?

Oh, you aren't. Check the last thread. He's serious.

I asked about starting mage vs a starting vampire (one with 5 celerity 5 dex and 5 attack stat)

i meant owod, but the people who replied talked about nwod and how you could get 15 soak or something.

some people say its unreasonable to keep that up all the time.

other guy says u have to be prepared or somthin.

Why would I need to get dressed? I've got 11 armour!

This

You're all players of Mage and should neck yourselves

No you dont, that requires more prep than you are capable off.

He obviously carries a case of legos and several zipbags of skittles, all organized by color.

I was there. I tried to have normal discussion not relating to this stupid ass topic. But people just kept arguing with person who is obviously at this point motivated by spite only.

Mage mechanics trigger the living fuck out of people here. I'm not surprised it only took a single Magefag to anally destroy some people.

Doesn't mean he's not an idiot.

You're right, user. All my preparation actions were taken up with that 11 armour. Dick swinging free, that's okay. Let's go get that milk. This explains the Wire, actually. That kid must have had an imbued gun when he shot Omar.

You didnt reply if a starting vampire in masq can have celerity 5. I dont think they can.

He was the problem, not the mechanics. Nobody was arguing against the 11+ armor, just his dumbass logic.

Ever wonder why Dave doesn't post around here anymore?

This. This is why.

Logic.

Ok explain how in your games if your players are only relying on mage armor and luck that they are still alive? What shit has the ST put you up against that mage armor alone can deal with?

Okay, someone help me out here. I know autism makes people fucking weird socially, but does it cause learning disabilities like this guy has? Or is it just because he doesn't understand normal human behaviour?

they can if you use bonus points.

you get 3 dots to put in disciplines,

in addtion you get 15 freebie points.
1 dot in a discipline cost 7 points.
If you were in dark ages vampire (meaning you could get generation 7 at char gen) you could get up to 6 celerity by taking 6 points of flaws (3 points of celerity from freebie points costs 21) 15+6 =21.

See, this is what I'm talking about. Now watch as he doesn't even understand.

Dave just doesn't love us anymore. What's ironic is that if Signs was out, people would actually have some new shit to talk about.

Oh here we go. You cant actually prove my logic is stupid so you go "wheee look at him".

If you can make armor, and you think wearing it might help, then you wear it? Why cant you fucking understand that? Im not the one here missing anything. You seem to be under the stupid impression that mages dont buff/protect themselves when they either know or even think they might be doing something dangerous.

No all your players just wander about without a care in the world and seem to want to rely on mage armor to protect them?

Mage armor is a "fucking hell" reflexive advantage which helps but if you arnt casting shielding spells when doing dangerous shit you are a moron. The fact casting aegis over 2-3 turns for +5 armor isnt stupid if your just going to the shops if its lasting a week? How is that dumbass logic?

>he still doesn't get it

Unfortunatly we'll be getting modern day core book and sci fi heroes before we end up getting super heroes.

2/10 trolling.

shut up or contribute

>is that if Signs was out

Forget about Signs of Sorcery, what happened to the promised, and essential, Mage FAQ?

>he thinks it's trolling
>he actually doesn't get it

I think it needs to be polled again.

So many more questions have cropped up since the opp forum was closed.

That's just poor form. You're not helping anyone understand.

>dont take max 7 points in flaws for 21 freebie points.

:(

Just skim the previous thread and you'll understand. It's not exactly hard to figure out.

Ignore this assbandit, he cant actually explain shit.

It's funny because everyone who was in the last thread doesn't need it explained to them. Just you.

I'd rather not scroll through all that. Easier if you'd just be a better sport and spell it out for everyone.

This has stopped being an argument and has become taunting/mocking contest.
That's what you mean, don't you?

Then if i am a autist he has chosen unwisely hasnt he. I can shit post here all day and night because i have autist super powers.

I am not explaining it for that guy. I'm committed now.

I still wanna know if Umbrellafag wears a kevlar vest every time he goes into the city.
Because if not, he's pretty much just asking to be shot...

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Just wear a tshirt with armor 10?

Dont be a faggot.

I don't get it. Are all of you not magefags? Why not just get along and bask in supremacy.

People mocking you probably find your responses entertaining, however it's detrimental to any productive/interesting conversation.
Is this honestly worth it, friend? What do you have to gain/lose?

>What can hidden horde do?
Go read about it user

I am definitely not Magefag and feeling like vomiting from this raw boredom of people hatewanking one another.

What do they have to gain/lose. Who is a bigger autist, the autist or the one arguing with a autist.

Autists have no feelings so i wonder who is more retarded...

If you're not a Magefag, why are you arguing with one?

I already said what they have to gain: your responses. They get kicks out of it.

This is what happens when OP doesnt release any books.

irl you dumbasses

Where do you see me arguing?

Oh. You're not the guy. Never mind me.

Reminder that Kinetic Shield beats woofs

What do you think?

Why the fuck would i wear a kevlar vest? I live in a country that doesnt give guns to every fucking numpty who wants one.

Demonfags, what's mechanical difference between Embeds and Exploits beside their name?

Read the book?

It feels as though you guys are only arguing for the sake of arguing.

I know that's a valid options. But:
>I don't feel like it
>Would be interested to hear it in layman's terms
>I am throwing stuff at the wall to try to change the discussion

Whatever gave you that idea?

That... doesn't even apply. Seriously how stupid are you?

It's fun to be angry.

It's dumbass, singular. He's replying to you twice.