Time Lord

What the hell are the time lords that make neutronium golem's? Is there a good description anywhere?

What kind of character would be able to kill this thiing?

Time lord is sentient universe.

Forget killing it, what kind of character could survive a round of combat with it? Hell, who could exist near it? Its heat aura alone would destroy an Earth-like planet in an average of four rounds just by standing on it, if the numbers given in here are to be believed.

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More important: why do you need to stat a being such this? I never understood why people would need stats for overbeings such this abomination: it's clear by numbers alone that confronting a creature like this is way beyond the game breaking point, so you need another breaking point ultrabeing to fight it, therefore whats's the point of a bab +500 vs ac 500? Just roll a dice or treat it as a fucking plot device

You're what's wrong with this board.

Monads.

They're gods. Specifically, they are the tier of gods that each control an entire universe in their own right.

In the Immortals Handbook, you have your traditional pantheons of gods (lesser, intermediate and greater deities), then personifications of fundamental ideas and forces (elder, old and first ones) and then the personifications of partial universes, entire universes or multiverses (demiurges, time lords and high lords). Finally, you have the Supreme Being who controls everything and doesn't appear on this chart because they have no stats.

This is all 3rd party by the way, so don't go into D&D threads treating it like gospel.

The Supreme Being is also supposed to be the DM.

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I've never understood why the IH guy decided that 3.fucking 5 is the system for Nobilis tier cosmic nonsense.

You haven't played much epic 3.5 have you?

It was the most popular system at the time, simple as that.

I don't think anyone has, because it's basically a lot of broken numberwanking. I actually tried to use Immortal's Handbook and other such shit, and hot damn it was a clusterfuck. A fun clusterfuck, but I was like 16 and it basically devolved into freeform with me throwing pleasingly high numbers at my players to make them feel stronk because the actual rules stopped working in any real sense a long time before that.

I've used it, some stuff is stupid, however it works in a strange way.

You have to use IH: ascension in weird ways but it works.

user you realize this is all from a non canon fan made supplement right?

Naur

I was asking the question in the context of the non canon supplement.

Behold

Its perfectly playable to people without autism... if you make it into a vidiya game

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>The Ultimate one looks/fights and is equipped like a 13 year old's OC who you shouldn't steal

Nah alabaster is really sick.

Seems like a dirtbag, but he looks like a cool dude. Anyone who puts all their money into swords is cool

Most of those swords are dumb ideas, or just okay. But the Undersword is such a sweet concept. A shame that it wouldn't translate well to vanilla 3.5.

The were-sword and dark nemesis are both pretty sick.

Even if they aren't the best.

All he needs is the robe of the almighty that nimrod has.

I'm glad to see I'm not the only one.

I don't play PF, so what confuses me the most is: how are you supposed to bridge the gap between a high-level PF campaign and a omnimultimegaverse scale campaign where you can ACTUALLY use the stuff in the Immortal's Handbook.

You have them climb the diety ladder.

The guy had been houseruling Immortals stuff since BECMI and the Rules Cyclopedia
When 3e and 3.5 came out he converted those rules and to the then current system and decided to put it out there for people who like himself were interested in Immortal/Epic D&D

He's a legend

It really is a shame the rest of the line was never finished
Gods&Monsters was only barely half done and Chronicle and Grimoire exist only as threads on the Eternity Publishing forum on Enworld

Agreed. He had some neat ideas worth stealing

His stuff is the only way I would accept d&d working. It's the best cosmology.

Cosmic Bump

Four level 9721 characters should be able to pull it off.

I don't know what drugs this guy was on but I gotta get some of that.