Veeky Forums, you are now real villains! Kindly provide your:

Veeky Forums, you are now real villains! Kindly provide your:
>Name
>Powerset and/or skills/tools
>Aesthetics
>Lair
>General ambitions and capers

The Neckbeard.

The ability to remember massive amounts of pointless trivia about obscure media albeit to the detriment of actually useful knowledge.

Clothing of neutral colors and lack of grooming.

Parents' basement.

Deriding people's opinions on the internet, making them slightly upset.

The Dark Wizard

Fucking Magic

Dark wizardy stuff

A big looming tower in the middle of a dead city

I polymorph everyone into bunnies.

The Wretched Gut.

the ability to create inventions but only if there for a evil porous.

Eric cartmen/doctor robotnik lite.

in his moms house.

to be aimlessly evil to put his powers to use.

>Name
The Hopeless
>Powerset
I can pierce anyone's mental defenses and bring them down to my nihilistic level
>Aesthetics
Deceptively harmless. Something is off, but only true heroes will be put off by it. Others will be enticed
>Lair
Blighted woods
>Ambitions
Getting everyone to collectively admit that we shouldn't exist like this

>Name
Drek Goul
>Powerset and/or skills/tools
Dragon heart core to power and morph the world into dragon
>Aesthetics
Dragon blood theme
>Lair
Inside a colossal dragon corpse
>General ambitions and capers
Morph everyone turn into dragon

spit bucket

prone to calamity and cosmic level bad luck

a barrel with suspenders

the barrel

no ambitions, just wants to avoid mishaps and stay away from other people

Ragnarok the Void Viking

Command over hordes of space pirates, space station hideous, and scavenged ships

Pagan iconography carved into every metal and ceramic surface available, including my power armor.

Prepare for my greatest raid yet: pillaging the sun

>>Name
fuckup who finally got round to doing shit
>>Powerset and/or skills/tools
smash/grab jewelry store heists: moped, cut down sledgehammer, kevlar gloves, backpack worn on front, pistol for deterring haveago hero types. Also gold melting gear & moulds for rings/bracelets to aid resale.
>>Aesthetics
jump suit, helmet
>>Lair
multiracial harem of kidnapped fuckslaves (sorry /pol/)
>>General ambitions and capers
wealth,world travel and to breed mix race lolis who i breed. boys get trained up to do the work as soon as old enough. keep an effininate oned as a fucktoy for a while before killing them to keep the rest scared.

Garry.
I'm pretty good with ice sculpting.
I usually wear a sweater vest.
A skull-shaped fortress jutting out of a malific volcano.
I'd actually like to run a bakery some day.

>Name
The Dark Messenger
>Powerset and/or skills/tools
Flying and shooting magickal pew pews
>Aesthetics
Floating tranny clad in white-red feathers. Also a tail
>Lair
World of crystallized angst and autism
>General ambitions and capers
Kill everyone and then myself

>>Name
Gild
>>Powerset and/or skills/tools
Supertech, with an emphasis on compact cybernetics and modular/integrated technologies. Think one of those fucks who buys as many minor magical items as possible and then wears them all at once.
>>Aesthetics
Black, gold, and shiny black reflective surfaces. Classy as fuck. Slight skull/skeletal imagery, especially in bone-suggesting embroidery. Also, constant new costumes, because fuck all y'all.
>>Lair
A fine nightclub called "Midas Touch", bought out officially out of costume with a few 'unauthorized additions' underneath. After all, it's not a villain base if they can't actually catch me doing a crime, can they?
>>General ambitions and capers
High profile phantom thievery and heists, alongside general local anti-villain work. Gain prestige and resources while cutting down on the more unpredictable elements of street-level crime around the base. Villainy should be fun!

>>Name
Asgorbluk Varastokol, the world's fastest lich !

>>Powerset and/or skills/tools
The usual lich spells, including a modified save-or-die spell that castrates on a failed save roll.
Also, a flying chariot led by zombie horses, and a ghost steed

>>Aesthetics
An always-laughing undead with glowing green eyes, with a magnificent crown full of jewels, hands covered in jewelery (probably magic, he guessed ; he never bothered using them). Other than that, covered with colourless rags, and has a medal on his neck for being the fastest. Unchallenged for generations !

>>Lair
A very generic tomb that only has two levels. It's most remarkable aspect is its collapsing roof that repairs itself everytime the lich destroys it in order to pass through with its flying chariot.

>>General ambitions and capers
Bringing adventurers on his demiplane from far and wide around the multiverse, for one purpose : prove as many times as need be that he's the world's fastest lich !
He is not in very good terms with the human city on his demiplane, because he tends to wreak devastation on his world everytime he races ; because someone who was desintegrated by a magic ray technically isn't faster than him !

A dreadful opponent.
An ice-sculpted skull ! The kingdom cannot condone such fiendish evil. Your mission, adventurers, shall be to smite that horrible monster that installed his horrific lair in front of the king's secondary residence.
He's evil I tell you ! Now fuck off to the dark mountain before I jail your families.

>Blighted woods
>Trees wither and die around the lair of the guy
>Animals have gone mad and go through nihilistic phases
>The bears start eating grass and try shitting in birds' nests because fuck it
>Adventurers arrive
>House is the expression of nihilism and depression and people visibly hung themselves in the trees around
>"We knock on the door to ask him what he knows"
>"A man opens the door. Roll for intelligence"
>*Rolls* "I rolled 6"
>"He looks like a swell guy"

I don't know what it is about this image but it makes me giggle like a retard

>Name
Hyperion, the Titan Caller!
>Powerset and/or skills/tools
Is a Titan, among the few biomechanical beings created by a long-lost civilization, in order to stave off a great evil. Also leads them!
>Aesthetics
Gallant. Cape, visor, okay, he probably has a really 70s mecha crest, unlike the others, with their fancy-schmancy little antennae shaped in tiny shapes, but this is a show of PRIDE, dammit.
>Lair
A floating island with a network of caves in it, some of which may lead out! Oh, and I guess those would also unironically be how the Titans sortie. Yeah, it's a fuckin' ship now. A floating island ship.
>General ambitions and capers
To make the world as it was before, and put it under the heel of the Titan's law once more. (Maybe he'll subscribe to other means of justice?)

>Name
Lord Stryfe

>Powerset and/or skills/tools
Magical powers to summon up the ancient spirits of evil, as well as access to ancient and powerful magi-technology

>Aesthetics
Classic dark lord attire, but mostly in various shades of blue rather than black because blue ink shows up better and allows for better discernment of details. I claim to be from Atlantis.

In fact I just stumbled across all of this and am a regular joe beneath the armor who learned how to use Atlantean technology

>Lair
A dead volcano's caldera wherein I summon up the ancient spirits of evil. There is a pyramid in there too. I have legions of magitek golems who are my own creation and are my loyal if somewhat bumbling assistants, and a bevy of special lieutenants whose powers, while significantly less than my own, are still a cut above my common soldiers. Their constant scheming keeps me on my toes, and usually they backstab each other too much to be a direct threat to me.

They do not realize that I am not the true Lord Stryfe, nor am I from Atlantis like they are. Also my lair is of course on an island in the Atlantic that appeared apropos nothing, and is actually only the tip of the tallest mountain of rising Atlantis

>General ambitions and capers
Bank robberies, mostly, so as to get the capital needed to build my Doomsday Device. Also general mayhem that seems without point or purpose and which Our Heroes have usually wrapped up within 30 minutes or so, including commercials. I will of course also kidnap dignitaries and scientists, forcing them to work for me (though my intellect far outstrips theirs!) and for my first appearance I will hold the UN hostage.

I have access to the Evil Overlord List and deliberately do not follow ANY of its provisos.

>Noseferatu
>Immortality through blood consumption and mind control
>Ugly as fuck, long nose, black hair
>New York, Wall Street
>Drain the vital energy of everyone that isn't the choosen of god, gain shekels.

>Name
SEAGULL MAN
>Powerset and/or skills/tools
Can fly, summon seagulls, and shit at will
>Aesthetics
White, feathery jumpsuit with a buttflap, yellow helmet
>Lair
Just beyond your local beach
>General ambitions and capers
I wish to keep the beaches and all food brought upon them for myself and my flock. Side business of protecting the waters by swarm shutting on people dumping waste. Or beachgoers

>The Wracking
>Advanced medical knowledge including biology, advanced intellect, and bio-manpulation over his own form and others.
>Dark metal mask with slits, dark leather outfit tight and form fitting.
>Abandoned mental asylum used for medical experiments.
>Create his own brand of Atomic Super men. Generally try and fail at being a "dark" hero due to medical interest and fascination.

*The Wrack

Name: CyBert

Cyborg, so hacking/augmentations/usual cyberpunk fare. can steal anyone's identity/personal info at any time

Think cyberpunk with a heavy dark 80's A E S T H E T I C

Hidden underneath a popular arcade full of pinball machines

Collecting at least one copy of every arcade and pinball machine in the world. By any means necessary.

So, you?

subtle, nice

you and squirrel girl could be archenemies

>Name
Five Finger Discount
>Powerset and/or skills/tools
On touch, he can gain a super power of another hero or villain. However, the gained powers are usually only about a third as effective as the original person's power. Also, he can only store 5 peoples' abilities at once. If an ability is "forgotten", he must touch the subject again to gain it back.
>Aesthetics
Wild west bankrobber theme
>Lair
Underground a casino
>General ambitions and capers
Has a bunch of heroes locked up in vault-themed restraints so he can "bank" their abilities

Skelethrax

Necromancy

Anything involving bones and skeletons

Catacomb

Believes the skeleton is the body in the purest form and wants to create an Utopian necropolis of only skeletons

>chad
>limitless strength, unrivalled charisma and a giant fucking sword. Sword is for aesthetic purposes only.
>neon coloured clothes that expose my arms and perfect blond hair. Armour is useless as all attacks simply bounce off me.
>mansion with a garaaaage and 47 Lamborghinis. No knowledge because books are for nerds. Obviously a harem.
>kill monsters and fuck princesses.
>OUCH

>Name
Bob
>Powerset/skills/tools
Learn anything, secondary power that lets knowledge get mixed with other knowledge more easily. Zero confidence, hates trash culture. Touched by Kant.
>Lair
Office building
>General ambitions and capers
Kill/convert all who contribute to irrational societies. Eventual suicide by anyone who questions too closely the rationality of someone who behaves irrationally to make others behave rationally.

>Name
The Cleanerator
>Power
Making things/locations too clean to support life
>Aesthetics
Nondescript janitorial uniform, provides +10 to hiding in plain sight
>Lair
Any available broom closet or supply station
>Ambitions/Capers
Seeks revenge on all who dare contaminate his territory with filth

>>Name
Norm L. Guy

>>Powerset and/or skills/tools
Being exceptional at mundane tasks and blending in with a crowd.

>>Aesthetics
Average

>>Lair
Could be anywhere

>>General ambitions and capers
Raise a fine family/take over the world

Anthrax (It actually comes from the Greek word for coal).

Evocation magic, particularly burning and/or exploding things.

The warm end of the color spectrum, and ridiculous Jafar-esque shoulder pads, giving that flame-like shape, and a red dragon medallion on his turban.

A fortress with a lava moat.

Just wants his own kingdom like most evil wizards, but he also has a really autistic obsession with fire.

Great Machine Emperor, Dreadlock Hazard

An array of large, powerful war machines that can combine into a powerful giant robot called the Hazard Machine and numerous small robot soldiers known as the Danger Gears

Warfare, tanks, war trains, attack planes, big nasty machines.

The Roaming Fortress, Black Cliff, a massive flying war ship that houses all of the Hazard Machine units and Danger Gears for launching into battle

To subjugate planet in a grand display of warfare and superior strength of arms, until the whole world in embroiled in a grand battlefield the likes history has never seen.