Tortles are the best race in D&D. You can't prove me wrong

Tortles are the best race in D&D. You can't prove me wrong.

Dragon breath and elemental resistance are more beneficial to me.

*Blocks your path*

*Lets you carry on with a smile when you realizes you bear him and his people no ill will*

I still don't get why they have a red nose. Is it to attract mate?

They're Celtic, thus drunks.

Berry wine'll really fuck you up

Hawaiian**

I don't get why people like these guys

Its basically "Druid/Ranger but a race."

you just described elves...

Elf as class was more a magic fighter

Trips of truth,

Seriously though, I wish 5e Firbolgs had more official art.

Warforged are the best race.

However, a compromise can be reached.

Which has been done before, and better.

Firbolg still best race, at least in 5e

How was this better?
Honestly curious how anyone could like this race

you're right
Everyone knows Hawaiian's paint themselves blue and live in Ireland

I don't see my boulder throwing bros (AKA Goliaths) in that pic so you are wrong and possible homo.

I see you're a man of culture as well

You have to start with tastes shit enough to like 4e, and then go downhill from there.

On that topic, how would one stat a Tortle in 4th ed?

Step one: don't play 4e

probably meant the tortles compadre

*blocks your path*

>4e changes fey lore
>Waaaah muh sacred cows you raped the game
>5e makes firbolg jolly drunks
>Aaaaww so cute best game ever

You guys deserve what you get

Don't even bother justifying it with an explanation to them. Firbolgs are shit-eaters, those smurf-looking faggots and Firbolg players know it. Firbolgs would get their asses caved in by Tortles, with their juicy reptilian cocks any day of the week. That goes for all races. Just you wait, soon humans, elves, and dwarves alike will all be bending over to accept their punishment for oppressing out Tortle overlords.

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Damn! Already did. Is it to late if my group is having the most enjoyable time with it than any other rpg?

They come from tumblr.

>throw boulder
>it's an improvised weapon
>1d4 damage
>less damage than a whip because no strength mods
Nice ruleset you have there, D&D

You could try instead of having fun with your friends, getting angry at other people online for enjoying things you don't like?

Sounds like the system encourages people to not play goliaths, which seems like a good design choice.

Do they have a god named Makoa?
Did you challenge him?