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What Is Morale? A Miserable Pile Of Imbalance! edition

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Aeldari OP

Xth for Yarrick doesn't get a Warlord Trait

Tau, akshually.

Putting bases on your tank models. will people moan at me if I do this?

Yes, OP is a faggot.

It's T'a'u you shitlord

But enough talk, have at you!

In case you missed it:
warhammer-community.com/2017/10/16/craftworld-focus-iyanden-oct-16gw-homepage-post-3/

Vehicles are measured to and from the hull anyway.

/yourdudes/

I find bases on non-walker vehicles weird, but each to their own. If only I could find a round base for my Defiler.

I honestly think human armies should not be affected by moral.
>Humans are no strangers to war
>After all, we've been fighting for as long as we can remember.
>War is all we know. In the past, we fought for fuel. We fought for country. We fought for freedom.

In fact I think Admech, IG and AM should get extra points to vs other armies to represent the might of the Imperium

How do I get my dreadnought to stamd on its own?

How does that compare to the rest? Humans still have emotions. I doubt they should become completely Tyranid.

If they don't have a base.

I have an idea to get squats back.
Since its [current year] and GW are going for more representation and diversity and that shit (see those recent FB threads about gender in 40k)
Why not write to GW and say we are "little people" and people with dwarfism, and we are happy to see dwarves in AoS but we need representation in 40k. Its not fair or diverse enough, as not everyone is a tall person. That's sizeist of GW don't you think?
Maybe if we SJW hard enough we can make them give us squatz

>non walker vehicles
unless your dreadnought is in a wheelchair I don't see how that's relevant

Every race has been fighting since conception dumbass.

1d4chan and many others did their own fandex. I never tested it but it's got some fluff. 1d4chan.org/wiki/Codex_-_Squats

>warhammer-community.com/2017/10/16/craftworld-focus-iyanden-oct-16gw-homepage-post-3/
I do wonder why they created rules for vehicles and morale if all they do is write optional rules to ignore them.

Is the appeal of Dwarves simply midget pride?

Make it out of metal.

I honestly think aeldari armies should not be affected by moral.
>Aeldari are no strangers to war
>After all, the Aeldari baker you buy Aeldari sweet rolls from spent 500 years on the Path of the Fire Dragon before switching to the Path of the Baker
>War is all they know. In the past, they fought for fuel. They fought for country. They fought for freedom.

In fact I think Aeldari should get extra points to vs other armies to represent the their genetic superiority over lesser beings

Human > Everything else
This is a known fact

So that orks could still suffer from both rules

youtube.com/watch?v=FLk5nXnLzxw

The Eldar are into some pretty immoral shit, I'd say they're already immune to morality.

Space marine leadership should be higher. Csm should be higher. Dark Eldar should be higher.

user the bad bait does not work with Eldar. They low in numbers has been their shit since for ever

Also country? Fuel? Freedom? With fucking Eldar at least try for fuck sake

They don't ignore then, they modify them.

I honestly fink ork armies should not be effected by moral.
>Orks is no strangers to war
>After all, we've been fighting for as long as we can remember (a week)
>War is all we know. In the past, we fought for shiny stuff. We fought for fun. We fought for the sake of it.

In fact I think orkz should get extra points to vs other armies to represent the might of da greenskinz.

warhammer-community.com/2017/10/16/craftworld-focus-iyanden-oct-16gw-homepage-post-3/

How so?

I dunno what kabal I like the colours of/am capable of painting well. Most of my painting up to here has been batch painting plague monks.

>t.manlet

If you have to modify them for every unit the designers care about (not orks) it means they are flawed in the first place.

reminder that Magnus with his invuln buff requires an average of:
41 bs3 lascannons or
32 bs3 melta in melta range or
97 bs3 heavy bolters or
97 bs3 autocannons or
4 shadowswords

to kill in 1 turn, while only costing 430 pts, and being able to kill a knight per turn.

>at least try for fuck sake
What can I say, I shitpost like I paint

> Get about halfway through and then get bored and move on to my next project

Now that is a proper shitposting.

Fucking Eldarfags can't even do it properly

Lol, jist deny the which dummy

Sounds fluffy actually. I don't really see a problem.

...

Just spam Mortal Wounds :^)

Nah it's to be stoic in combat and in character without having to play yellow or rusty autismarines.

>LaughingMars.praisetheomnissah

>[laughs in wolf]

>bring a fluffy thousand sons list
>historical themed battle with Magnus
>Magnus ruins everything (just like the fluff!)
>get called a WAACfag

JUST PLAY GREY KNIGHTS

The chaos land raider I picked up is missing the front door. Should I replace it or dangle some necron spine bits in it for a spooky effect?

1 Leman Russ

>bring a fluffy space wolves list
>historical themed battle vs Magnus and Thousand Sons
>Turn 1 my Helfrost cannon removes Magnus from play (just like in the fluff)
>get called a WAACfag

Man, Russ has the gayest hair.

>buffs himself outside deny range, uses warp time to move into range
also
>+2 to all psychic tests
good luck with that.

the fluff also has regular space marines lifting tanks. I want s10 tac marines.

>fight broken rules with broken rules, unless you don't have access to broken rules in which case just play a different army.
ftfy

>...instead I will simply...
>BREAK YOU!

That commissar has a veerrry nice great coat.

heh.... Guilliman.... be a shame to.... plague Ultramar

>s10 tac marines
Seems fluffy

>Play Guard
>Use Infantry squads
>Use Inquisitors instead of Commissars
>People thank me for not using Commissars and Conscripts
>Still fail plenty of Morale tests and lose squads easily

I agree with you. I don't think so many armies should have such easy ways to ignore morale or other core rules.

You literally want to make the human faction inhuman. Good job.

So now eldar get the ability to have a free commissar that cant be removed. Awesome

NO SURVIVORS

>j-just use snipers

I'm putting mine on the square Soul Grinder base.

How's this fluffed anyway?
>"ok, we're getting hit pretty hard here, lets pull straws and see who gets to go home today."

Anyone got a link for Ruinstorm?

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>I wondered what would break first
>Your Legion...or your body.

>OI YA GITZ, DA FAR SEE'A BOSS IZ WATCHIN', BETTA GET IN FER DA SCRAPPIN'!

Did a list with 6 tac squads and 6 razorbacks just win a GT?

warhammer-community.com/2017/10/16/the-grand-tournament-heat-1-the-roundup/

Do the same maths for Mortarion

Have a (you)

>Astra Militarum in 6th
>t-theyre totally breaking the g-game guys, fucking WAAC

> Guilliman
Yeah it did.

>play Thousand Sons
>if I bring Magnus, everyone at LGS bring the most competitive lists that they can
>despite close games, they incessantly complain about how OP Magnus is and how they just want casual, fluffy games
>if I don't bring Magnus, they still bring the most competitive lists that they can and crush me
Fuck Magnus. I just want decent Thousand Sons, not shitty Thousand Sons and OP Fagnus.

I've fought lists like that before, that's not remotely a surprise assault cannon razorbacks rerolling everything are filthy

How does it have enough shooting against IG/horror hordes?

12 shots each and the Gorillaman can handle them

If it's a bigass base that sticks out well beyond the vehicle, people will be annoyed. If you model the bases to closely match the dimensions of the hull it's probably fine.

and I still almost killed the mook with a chaplain dreadnought

1 Space Marines
2 Space Marines
3 Chaos Daemons
4 Chaos
5 Imperium
6 Astra Militarum
7 Genestealer Cults
8 Chaos
9 Craftworlds
10 Ynnari
11Astra Militarum
12 Astra Militarum
13 Imperium
14 Astra Militarum
15 Adeptus Ministorum

>Guard are OP!
>Demons are shit!
>GSC is terrible!

So do craftworld have "successor chapters" equilvants?, Or do people not care how they are painted for craftworld rules?

Where my Genestealer Cult bros at?

Isn't the guy one of the fags of those videos?
IS he a playtester? If yes, is hilarious

12x6 for 72 fucking shots from the tanks all rerolling hits and wounds, plus another 3-6 from Girlyman, pluse whatever buffs from the librarians, plus any combat squads that have gotten out?

This edition is as much shit as any previous one.

That kills 80 points of Conscripts.

>How does it have enough shooting against IG/horror hordes?
12 S6 AP-1 D1 shots × 6

>72 shots. Hitting on 66%-89% depending if you moved. Wounding on 2+ rerollable

Deals 46-62 Wounds to the opponent (before saves)

Kills- 31-51 Guard or 23-31 Horrors

And that's the Razorbacks alone

Obviously it's just not math hammer involved in this game. This is how we all know people like you don't play.

this edition is far better than the previous editions, Girlyman is just a big pile of bullshit

Scatbikes have 4x S6 shots per bike. Are they good again?

>Demons are shit!
What's the Daemon list?
Is it Magnus (H-he's a daemon), Alphabet Soup Mega Chicken, Malefic Lords and Horrors?

Not sure if i wanna get a Mecharius Vulcan or a Storm lord, help me lads...

Which none of the vehicles he's looking to base do. I'm willing to play someone with reasonable based vehicles, but I'm going to be measuring to and from the hull and sticking models on top of his base via "wobbly model syndrome" rules if necessary.

>Necrons nowhere to be seen in top 50
>Fucktons of Primarchs in top armies because reasons

"8th edition is the most balanced yet"

Does anyone know what size magnets are needed for most models to be magnetized?

Does he have a girlfriend?

Not everyone is going to be playing Iyanden.

Sounds fluffy, they're still asleep.

>Craftworlds Index in top 10
>GW thinks we believe this

Why wouldnt they user?

>Which none of the vehicles he's looking to base do.

Unless you put them on bases. Then they have bases.

>I'm going to be measuring to and from the hull and sticking models on top of his base via "wobbly model syndrome" rules if necessary.

Why?