What's the best way to get a fa/tg/uy pissed?

Remind him that
1. D20 is a fucking garbage fire
2. He is a literal IRL cuckold
3. Monstergirls and waifufaggotry prove point 2 further
4. Only people with IQ under 90 think /pol/ isn't absolutely right
5. Remind him that cards are a trash investment
6. Remind him ONLY vintage and legacy take anything resembling skill and any draft format is basically "however high rolls the most"

tell them to shave, have a shower and dress properly.

Bring your girlfriend with to the next game. You do have one, right?

That's it, I'm gettin me mallet.

point proven i see.

This was never funny. I don't know if you're newfags trying to fit in after reading 1d4chan, or some of the cringe-inducing spammers who tried forcing this shit in the past.

Please show us a picture of this army of yours. Sounds interesting.

>dude, pineapple in pizza is bad tee hee

>Bad combination
>Never said Pineapple was bad
So then if I say Banana Peppers and BBQ sauce are bad together, I hate BBQ?

Came here to post this.

How about giving him a nice bag for his dice, but put a bar of soap in it?

Whoa user, this thread is supposed to enrage neckbeards, not kill them.

>play adventurer's league just to try out 5e
>no one in my group wants to try it so i have no other recourse
>go to game, make character, everyone seems pretty nice
>buy soda
>get told I MUST have a coaster, am handed a rubber coaster by a ugly girl
>someone forgets the coasters and receives a lecture from the DM
>I remember the Veeky Forums meme and start snickering
>people ask me why I am laughing
>say "oh nothing just something that happened earlier"
>meet eyes with a guy across the table playing a dwarf barbarian
>tfw i could swear he understood.

Well of course he understood, he was playing a dorf, which are usually bros. If he was playing a faggoty elf, things would be different.

>What's the best way to get a fa/tg/uy pissed?
Hey, looks like I won.

Yes? Which part of that was unclear to you?

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Is that a fucking coaster for coasters?

"Dress properly"

What is with these faggots today.

Cargo shots and sandals are not proper attire.

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Policing how other men choose to dress.

Seems faggoty to me. Get a job at Vogue or something

Cargo shorts and sandals detected. Probably wearing heavy metal shirt too.

>Tell him that the guy who's a social autist IRL shouldn't be playing the face
>Point out that the reason he hates 3.5 so much is that his IQ isn't high enough to understand it

Be pro-Skub.

Skub is top tier tho

Mention that Age of Sigmar is objectively superior to Whfb

Skub i s shit and anyone who likes it is shit.

Summon VirtualOptim

Jeans, boots but definitely the metal shirt. And you and everyone else can suck a dick if they don't like it.

fuck you pineapple is delicious

fuck you. get out of high school and learn how real men dress.

>Be moderately attractive
>Be well spoken
>Be well mannered
>Be well groomed
>Bring a grill with you
>Play a shitty deck and insist you only play for fun
>Buy a pizza and eat it all yourself requires not being fat
>Point out to someone that they have an offensive odor
>Tell someone that you think it's funny that they play as the opposite gender
>Tell someone that they must have spent a lot of money on this game

>mfw this is me irl

I'm the first 4

Does my group low-key hate my guts? Only one guy out of 5 is smelly, but all their hair is greasy

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It is.
Outside pizzas.

Can I get some context to that pic please

Only if they're all fa/tg/guy losers who fall into the stereotype of "unwashed, unattractive, unapologetic neckbeard". Only that type of turbo nerd actually cares about any of these things. Most anons are fairly normal aside from their tg-related hobbies and aren't bothered by petty shit.

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Unironically one of the best pizza combos is bell peppers, artichoke hearts, and pineapple.

It was good until you said pineapple.

Fuck YOU, go back to Veeky Forums and masturbate over your over priced-yet-somehow-still-basic-bitch button-up + slacks fits. Fucking Veeky Forumsggot.

If you dress to impress other people instead of whatever you find comfortable, you are a fucking faggot. Sweatpants for life.

Cuck him by stealing a potential ca/tg/irl he likes.
Also try taking shit about his niche.

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- cheap deck, works amazing
- no pizza but brownies, yes
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- oh for god yes, checked

This, stop treating games like they're fucking job interviews. I'm not going to go full business casual for a round of D&D.

I like you

I don't get it.

Its called a container, Bale

Fuck all of you and learn that clothes maketh the man. Dress to impress, don't be lazy faggots.

Oxford shirts are objectively the best and most versatile type of shirt that exists, and chinos are comfortable in pretty much every form of weather. Tucking in your shirt is just polite so that you don't flash your gut or undergarments whenever you go to your pocket, and belts are just functional.

Stop pretending that it's so much effort to dress like a human being. It's not even expensive--you can get a perfectly functional pair of chinos for $15 or less. Same with shirts.

>unironically gets triggered

Looks like you've crowned him a victor, mr fa/tg/uy.