What are your thoughts on lewd games?

What are your thoughts on lewd games?

I feel like people who play them are sad and pathetic, especially the ones who do it online.

Disgusting. You realize the people you're ERPing with aren't actually girls, right?

Meh. As long as everyone's having fun, there's no wrong way to play. You couldn't get me near one, though, I would never be able to contain my spaghetti through even a single session.

They're good, but only with trusted friends. I wouldn't play any sort of RPGs with strangers in the first place- and find it sad anyone has to, -but never anything lewd.

There are a few caveats though. First I think pic related is the way to go. It helps sometimes to set a limit of one outright explicit scene per session, if that. It's too easy to let things essentially devolve into freeform cheesecake, and lose any sort of plot or context.

In terms of games, my motto is that any sort of rules relating to sexuality should be things that contextualize it instead of trying to simulate it. The latter are awful without exception. Apocalypse World and S/Lay w/Me are good examples, while FATAL is the obvious bad example, and the fanmade GURPS Sex things fall in the latter category as well.

I've never met a single person I'd want to play one with that I wouldn't just want to take on a date, have a wonderful time, go back to their place for coffee and....well.....

Agree to take things slow and meet for some drinks next week

If everyone's having fun and is on board with it, it's okay.

nu/tg/ won't admit this, though. They don't like fun.

I'll have you know that I had fun once, and it was awful.

I don't play them sir.
If other people want to in their own games, that doesn't bother me at all, but I won't play any myself.

But fun is "cringeworthy," user! You should never do anything, that way you won't ever embarrass yourself.

This is all good commentary.

For myself, I'm not usually too into really explicit stuff, but I like a bit of romance and sex in games where it feels appropriate.

They require several things to work:
-Online only.
-All players should be at least a little fucking creative.
-All players must be literate.
-All players must have or at least be tolerant to one another's fetishes.

Without even one of these things it'll fall apart, be super awkward, or just terrible in general.

It's fine if you want to play in one. I will never judge you. But it isn't for me.

Greentext?

Spoken like the kind of person that gives ERP a bad name.

ERP needs
-Real-life only (no anonymous creeps)
-All players must put fun and humor above "creativity"
-All players must be easy-going
-All players must have relatively vanilla fetishes and be intolerant to the fucking weirdos

That's a really interesting perspective. I have a fundamentally different needs. I'm not into online play and don't think I'd enjoy this kind of game with that distance between me and the other players, especially if I don't know them. I can see how in person play could be super weird for (or with) a lot of people, though.

>Spoken like the kind of person that gives ERP a bad name.

If you're not giving ERP a bad name, you're not really ERP, user.

I'd be up to do a campaign of something with ERP but the primary problem doing Veeky Forums things over IRC now is schedule and timezone.

I'd do a forum, but I'm uncertain about how a TTRPG on a forum is supposed to work out (mainly on the side of player interaction).

That's alot of frosting, user.

Fun thing are fun. I enjoy roleplay putting on armor expecially when I have not proficiency on them. which are stuff I will never do IRL.

4.96 MB of a picture of cake

What the fuck

>All players must be literate
Every game requires this. Even if you're not playing via text.

Antipathy. I just want to play cute-looking characters, and yet I'm stuck playing grizzled geezers because there's a definitive stigma against them. People assume you're "one of those". I don't blame them, because the only parties (that I don't forcibly create on my own) that encourage cute of any sort are also lewdfags, and they crowd out the voices like mine with their unrelenting autism.

I want lewdfags to die and stay dead.

>I just want to play cute-looking characters
Looks like someone's in denial. That's a blatant statement that you're ready and willing to insert your waifu into a game to lewd but can't because of autism of the other players in your group.

>in denial
What kind of mental fucking gymnastics do you lewdfags get into? This sheer autism speaks for itself. You see what I mean, people? This is why lewdfags must be exterminated and there can be no room for tolerance.

I need more gay furfags for em.

And thus Hitler came to the conclusion at the end of Web Wars 1 that Tabletop Germany needed a purification of culture and joined the National Games Workshop Party. Through charisma and /pol/itics, he sought to rid the world of those of a deplorable nature. And within the following decades and into WWII the NGWP created a plan which had lead to the extermination of 6 million lewds across all boards.

Anyone else remember the Veeky Forums parliament? This really reminds me of the Veeky Forums parliament.

>"one of those"
Nigger, this isn't Reddit. You can say pedophile here.

You're being trolled, you stupid fuck.

In 1948 the lewds had declared their own religious fetishnostate backed by the Bitish. To present day Lsrael has been in conflict over thread disputes and topic rights with its neighbor /mlp/alestine.

I'm still stuck up on how much frosting that cake has.

That's called having normal sex, user.

>That pic

That's hot, but that's 100% how you get a yeast infection and it's, like, more common than you'd think that kind of specific scenario would be, but boys can be so confident about putting their cocks into food.

I don't care for them.

If I go looking for games, I'm going to look for games that I think I'll find fun: they might happen to be lewd or they might not be. I don't care either way, as long as I have fun.

They are games for sub-humans.
If I know someone who plays such trash, I sever all connections with them.

I bet you kiss girls, fag.

vidya, yes.
with people, no.

>go onto nhentai or any other taiwanese scribble porn site with a URL that ends in numerics
>clip highest digits from post ID
>that is your character/setting/scenario

Just piss afterwards.

I found them quite fun actually

What my group did was alternating sessions of gameplay and RP (about 60% was ERP), wasn't intended to go like that but it worked out pretty well

I'm doing a Sengoku Rance-style setting, and well, sex honestly seems unavoidable, albeit I am 90% sure I'll just make a quick statement like "the kitsune girl raped you" and just fade to black before resuming business.

My tabletop group are my friends, and I'm not going to be lewd with my friends.

What gaem?

rolling

meh.. standard schoolgirl porn.

to keep it topic relevant I have ERP with trusty people. thanks to it I discovered a fetish.

as for regular RPG games, things only go as far as saying "you have straight sex and/or indulge in x sex fetish". if players ask for more details, I include the personality of the NPCs. I like for my NPCs to have sexualities, and if a PC found out that the arrogant NPC is actually a bottom masochist and they take advantage of that then so be it.

I mostly roll those sex traits on random tables to keep things fair. other than that I like to keep my ERP and my regular RP separate

Lilith's Throne

I play them with a regular group, and we have fun. Usually this is the format we go by; also usually we play some variation of FATE, but we've used other systems on occasion.

Disgusting.
Lewdness should not be tolerated.

What's wrong with lewdness user?

My lewd game is fun and a good time between friends

I like the idea
What are some?

It's a normal game, except that those scenes where you'd fade to black are a little more common... and you don't fade to black.

It is disgusting.

I almost exclusively ERP since I only need one partner for that compared to a group of no-shows unable to show up for a few hours a week like any other game I've tried online.

And by ERP I mean I just fuck girls and girls (male) from Fate, Kancolle, or whatever anime me and my partner are into at the time.

Only played one game like it at the request of the DM, and I didn't like it.

My thoughts on lewd games are lewd.

All the ones I've tried have fallen apart almost immediately. I'd really like to play in one that lasts longer and has a good story.

And for some reason even the pervs in those games seem to shy away from incest lewds. Why? It's a great fetish with plenty of relationship material, pun intended.

That's your opinion, which you're welcome to. I happen to disagree.

> I happen to disagree.
Off to the camps you go.

I am running one modern fantasy lewd game in Mutants and Masterminds which everyone's working under a demon whoremonger.

Going to be running a second solo one that's kaiju monstergirl and hyperpreg focused.

Honestly, this current game and maybe the second half of a previous game is the first time I've ever had a good experience as a GM.

I love mother x son but everyone assumes that pairing goes into the "UNG MOMMY GIVE MILKIES!!" spectrum and I never get any hits.

Stupid sexy Astolfo.

the hyperpreg one sounds kind of fun...probably gonna need to try something like that some day, and I know just the system for it....

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I can't get into that kind of thing.
In person games seem like they would be really awkward and weird unless it was one on one with a cute girl or something.
I love mother x son lewd.

Best are "teen son dominates mommy", like Scarlet Desire.

>Lewdfags are Jews
Makes sense, seeing as Weekend Smut Thread has been purged from every board it has inhabited

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>shitposters wage anti-smut pogrom on Veeky Forums
>they weren't allowed to do their smut even on /d/
>fucking /d/ of all places

Huh, Never thought about it, but you're right, that looks a lot like being a persecuted minority.

Funnily enough...

The player for the solo game happens to be one of the creators of that system. My game is going to be ran in FATE though, I actually ran two previous MnM campaign with their character...it was a disaster 50%
of the time. I had some learning to do as a GM.

They moved to /soc/ eventually and there it just became a generic F-List hookup thread last I saw.

I've been trying to set up a single player ruleset. My eventual conclusion was that remembering and enacting the rules required to much mental bandwidth for prolonged lewd fun so I just stick to lewd games.

by games I meant video games

That was the erp general, a whole different thing. The weekend smut thread was for Veeky Forums-related naughty art and stories.

/erp/ moved to /soc/. Last I heard, /wst/ was stuck in /trash/ where it belongs.
You act like the smutfags belonged here in the first place.

>You act like the smutfags belonged here in the first place
They do if they happen to be talking about traditional games, and not breaking blue board rules.

They weren't. They were writing and drawing porn. Again, I'm talking about Weekend Smut Thread, not the ERP generals

Yep, they satisfied both of those conditions, and got shoved off anyway once the mods gave up any hope of getting rid of the anti-smut shitposters.

Text is always safe for work, and they only ever linked to the artwork, never posted it directly, which is entirely in accord with the blue board rules. Blue boards still require you to be over 18.

>Text is always safe for work
...and if that were not true for some reason, you'd have to police anything that could be considered nsfw, which for some people could include swearing, depictions of violence, and so on.

Why the fuck would someone be on Veeky Forums at work, and in a place where someone can see what you're looking at anyway?

But it's not board relevant. Just because it's technically SFW doesn't mean it's offtopic

>inb4 b-but muh fantasy
That Veeky Forums faglords

Healsluts are love.

>You act like the smutfags belonged here in the first place.
Sex is the most traditional game of all time.

I tend to play and run games where the PCs are young, so I don't tolerate it there. If you do it with people who all agreed to it beforehand I have no problem, but don't bring it to my games with you. Anyone who posts lolis in my game's chat is warned, second time they're kicked.

So is purging the outgroup :^)

That's why /pol/ needs to go, and stay gone.

What does that have to do with smutfags getting the boot? Why are you bringing up /pol/ in an unrelated discussion? Is there something you need to get off your chest?

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>unrelated

Stop using /pol/ as a bogeyman. this kind of idiot existed on 4choms long before /pol/ was a board.

It's known as "pretending to be retarded".

Jokes constitute /pol/ now?

So you two know for a certainty that each of those posters is just making a joke then, is that it? I'm not saying none of them are, but there's no way that all of them are.

I'm okay with them, people do what people do and among consenting adults, you can do lots of fun things.
I wouldn't play in one personally because I can't suspend disbelief enough that the other guy (presumed) wants to bone my imaginary guy. I have an a lot easier time imagining our two guys/girls/orcs/robots going out and adventuring, slaying other guys/girls/orcs/robots than our characters lewding it up.

Can't even do bed roleplay, feels wonky and weird and I just want to bring out the dice and go slay imaginary dragons than the real poon in front of me.

I am sure that at least half of those people legitimately desire to exterminate a bunch of faggots writing shitty smut.
Yes sir, that's surely the case.

>at least half
Your words, not mine. Some amount of shitposting is expected, but if you honestly believe that /pol/posters post exclusively there, and never bring their retarded habits with them when they post elsewhere, you're fucking delusional.

M8, you are the one making a fucking issue out of /pol/ boogiemen.
What the fuck is with you?
And hell, so fucking what even if every single one of those posts was super serious and made by ardent neonazi /pol/ poster, what does it matter? I'd understand your ire if someone was derailing the thread to actual politics, but at best what we have here are some edgy jokes about Hitler and genocide. If you can't handle those jokes why are you on Veeky Forums?

I wish I could be in one - have a couple friends who might be interested in it. The only problem is that it'd have to have some way to use vore as a mechanic, which makes things really tough to figure out.

I know for a certainty that it doesn't matter if they're joking or not.

Por que no los dos? Just make her be the dragon. Rolls and combat determine who is the dom after all is said and done.

Fuck the dragon, user.

Pathfinder/D&D - Swallow whole mechanic.

So any WW2 analogies or mentions of jews are now /pol/? Better tell all the people talking about how they play their dwarves with jewish influences to fuck off back to /pol/