Cathartic Magic Cards IV

I prefer it when the cards are shown like how Google translated them over certain things being changed just to satisfy some form of meme.

>four to ten players vanish

Are you sure it is safe?

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I can't find clear card frames in MSE. All they have is default, artifact, and land.

You have to download some templates to be able to use them.

I made a story of it.
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Morning, the end of time.
Iraq. Don Johnson could not pay.
Money: for a long time, he had made promises... promises. Every form of credit card was accepted, and competitors did not meddle in the results. It had just gotten more ugly at times got by. Then he had saved the wrong color and got six of them burnt.
He stood up, eliptical pockets under his eyes.

"-I can not go back... if you cannot control the referee next game, the players die, he said.
-Just imagine it's over.
-It's a real disaster. Cocose, you got a lot of damage and have a 7-inch in your hand. Tell me that the enemy will consider this letter and this phone, he sobbed with tears in his eyes. Maybe they will pick money to learn this letter...
-Now? It's empty. Simply, run. It's easy to understand: your enemy can not cry. This... this is zero.
-No!
-Travel, dismount... get protection from time to time. Get rid of the truth, as well. Color it this way: last solution.
-Oh, the right way! A wonderful life with dignity!, he ironised.
-God does not care. Write a friend card when the Norwegian decision comes out of the battlefield. If you have any questions, do not hesitate to contact us... or contact us. Wired, additional shipping...
-Submit for when the animal strikes? Do you really think the Cartel will protect a computer and four volunteers symbolizing some foreign policy? If Ulam is of all the attacks, four to twenty players will vanish... unwanted natural abnormalities can cause permanent damage.
-Caesar, said Cocose calmly, I was born for this. The meat, Elmo "Hunger" is gone. He was the lord in the library, even though Koliluk lived everywhere. When they go deep, they use graves to teach the 'boss in the books' a lesson. "

There was a pause.

"When Alexei leaves the palace, and she puts a woman in the library, in the room... wait a minute for me. Ready? "

Any requests? And if I happen to have it or already made it, do you want me to post it?
I don't know if I'll bother doing it because I'm not bored yet.

unironically the names work for eldrazy

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Bump because these are amazing

Thank you. I'm trying to make more new translations rather than reupload. As funny as European Strategy and Elipticals are, it's best that we enlighten ourselves while also flexing our immaturity.

>If you cannot control the referee next gaming, the players die

Notes about this card:
>Yes, it's an Eliptical, but this creature-type name is funny.
>I want a link to get colorless card frames and know how to install them if it doesn't automatically do it.

Parenthesis does weird things in translation, and I got these alternatives for Emerge reminder text:
>And for this reason they bring us living on you, and to pay the cost of the creation of the human cost of appearing to leave heir immunity.
>In order for you, pays the price, which emerge, I cast out the human will, and which of the cost of sacrificing a creature that are reduced by themselves converted into is the creation of the.

The last line also had multiple options:
>But anger at Caesar ought to be victim can get worse and worse.
>However, in the case of anger, Caesar must have: Winners can get worse and worse.

>I want a link to get colorless card frames and know how to install them if it doesn't automatically do it.
msetemps.sourceforge.net/phpBB3/viewtopic.php?t=144

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That's taking safety seriously!

Do Walls. Just loads of Wall Of ... etc.

>A Sword
Instant Legacy powerhouse. Ola 3 too op, pls nerf.

libertanians the card

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*grins

This one feels ominous.

Won't likely have time to do any more today, but have an old wall.

>flat walker cards
>liliana and nissa after the redesigns

I add.

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This is some /x/ tier shit right here.

Comfiest thread on Veeky Forums tßh.

Holy shit

It's a Real Disaster is the comfiest, straightforward card I'm this batch.

And Nick is a ladies-man that gives a girl a full-nelson during sex

>nissa
>flat
I guess it depends on the artist

>Then destroy the library

QUICK. I NEED SOME JANK

Oracle of Dust

I fear I may have overmixed this one.

Welcome to (You)
I think my sides are in the blind eternities. God damn it i have flatmates i can't be this loud.
And that reality smasher is so on point it hurts.

>Fish dishes
Yummy

>That is not right
Does this let you counterspell things by making them wrong?

>If not, please keep me in touch
Sounds like a helpful guy

>Run and kill
Standard operating procedure, then

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I couldn't find the actual full art of Phantom Nishoba.

>Images of Prophecy

Dick thing to say, Amit.

>feeling 7/11

Here's one with style.

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Holy shit. Is this synergy?

Is this supposed to look like an alignment chart? Because it works.

lads, where do you find these HQ cards? I would love to just sit back and look at some of the art/cards in HD

slightlymagic.net/

Holy shit

>Good - Jamal Jihad
Masha Allah!

>I love it

>Start flapping your prices forever and stay up to date

Nailed reserve list spikes on the head.

Somebody once told me

I lied, have another couple walls.

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Eldridge farm remembers

>Bone Balls (cannot be defeated)
Truly a weapon to surpass Metal Gear.

>page 9

>The Soundtrack of Dreams
>>Be strong, motivated, happy and successful
Wow, this sounds pretty positive, despite the horrific image!

>>Your partner cannot afford to get a glimpse of magic
>>She is the only message
This sounds ominous. And kinda prophetic.

>Do not worry if Phantom Nishob is guilty. Remove Phantom Nishoba's head.
Shit, no due process here.

How about the "defeat cards" like Jace's Defeat, Gideon's, etc.

>Soundtrack
>Guitar
Robots find a way.

>I tap one blue mana and cast the line. You are now very important.
Bro.
>To me.
Bruh.

I want to tap all my swamps to throw bones that get rid of all harm.

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This thread is killing me.

You should see the roborosewater stuff.

>a bombing will take place in Mari Mari on Halloween
>letters about it will be made available to the public
>the government will cover it up
When did I end up on /x/?

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>you are a dinosaur
>you can do it

>throw an orgy in the sun

>That name

>witchcraft

The type lines are the best part

"You can, like, print this card and add something about damage and, like, do it, or something."

>Dealing with customer support lines based in India

>It is easy, because no one is sexually active.

I came here to laugh, not to feel :(

>with the sword and with my soul
Shonen ass anime shit

>Caesar, I was born
>Morning, the end of time
Actually sound dramatic as fuck for the ender of worlds.
And then of course we have
>unwanted natural abnormalities can cause permanent damage
>If you have any questions, do not hesitate to contact us or contact us

>seven days
>seven libraries

seven enemies, seven bounties