Warhammer 40,000 General /40kg/

>shitty op image
>meme video
>retarded top 5 squigs meme
OP is a fag

Reaver titan

My terminator assault squad kicked his ass by beating his legs.

no one in my old LGSs has owned anything larger than a Monolith or Land Raider

so largest thing would be my mother's absolutely ancient 2nd edition Exocrine and Malefactor duo

here you can spot the salty imperiumfag

how's your corpse on a golden toilet ?

>Look how brave I'm with 1 ton of best armor and gorrilions of Space money in top notch biotechnology in me

So Comissars get trigger by cowards and use an autopistol in full when executing cowards?

>inb4 they dont release a codex for Dark Angels, Blood Angels, or Space wolves resigned to using index only rules
Are you ready to get the SoB Treatment anons?

a mobagame guide is easier to make than more abstract tabletop game. idk what you're really trying to learn

Back in fourth (?) Edition the Imperator class titan had rules, we had one guy with a scratch built one that we ran double its points into, we all got smashed into dust. Super fun either way

Kek, never going to happen

How is your shitty empire that is slowly fracturing?

I'm looking to make some less-boring Primaris Marines, what kits have the most useful/interesting Marine bitz to use in this endeavour?

i don't know what about yours ?

Get FW shoulders and some beaks.

that is some top-tier lore discussion.

It's doing fine.

Well I never thought GW was going to squat Marines with super marines. But here we are

So this is basically FIRES OF CYRAXUS FUCKING CONFIRMED right?

The rules for the primaris tank will be in it and The Red Scorpions are the chapter in FoC so it makes sense for him to debut in the book.

They must have jiggled the date of the fight to after Gillman stops napping for there to be Primaris shit though, unless it's actually some ancient Mechanicum thing that got mothballed in the vault and Cawl just put his name all over it and claimed it was totes his idea.

>needs to smell leaders farts to exist
>doesn't even use melee

What do people reckon are the odds that Chapter Approved lets astartes use their sub-faction bonuses on their tanks?

do you think so ?

>implying
melee is for fag anyway superior firepower is GOAT

...

1%

nope, it's not coming out yet.
never ever ever

>needs to smell leaders farts to exist
Do holograms fart?

are there any recorded instances of dune tier personal force fields existing in 40k?

>Needing other races to do your melee for you

L M A O
M
A
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melee is rad and suited to fighting in confined spaces

Seems like they might just be releasing bits and pieces of it, maybe to tide people over and so they have some actual releases.

More or less They Saved (Space) Hitler's Brain?

RG would be pretty broken, -1 to hit on all your vehicles would be pretty much an auto-take.

BT would be stupid unless you gave them an entirely different tactic for vehicles.

WS are pretty much the same as above.

UM I'm not sure about the Pred rules but can't they already fall back and shoot?

And Sallies would be alright but not great.

Better than your expeditionary fleet.

We'll see how you feel when your entire "Empire" is a pile of skulls at the great throne!

BLUE BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!

TAU SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!

Questions time, tg:
What is your faction?
What are you working on?
When do you have last game? And how was it?
When do you plan next game?
And hard question say something nice about faction you like least

>tfw i've had this happened to me when carnifexes couldn't get T7 anymore
lol

>t.Xenos Faggot

imperium
imperium
last week, imperium won
next week, imperium is people

SPACE MARINES
ARMIES ON PARADE BOARD
TWO WEEKS AGO, I FUKKEN LOST
IN THREE WEEKS BECAUSE I CAN'T GET A GAME IN DURING ARMIES ON PARADE
THE SISTERS OF BATTLE HAVE GOOD RULES

>finally find stats for the Saim-Hann relic
>mfw Jetbike Autarch with Laser Lance

TONIGHT, WE RIDE

how's cadia btw ?
i've got to concede this
don't you have octarius to win ?

>implying we won't enjoy it

>no nuadhu
out

Show me the new Space Marine releases all those Manlet marines models GW just release.

Even fucking DG got Chad marines

Are you kidding? Most inquisitors have personal Refractor fields on their person. There are a few different kinds available for wargear in Dark Heresy at least.

Shouldn't talk shit when your Emperor equivalent ethereal was killed by a single assassin.

>666x666
No.

Imperial Guard
My first models (bought a day before codex, all according to keikaku), a Cadian command squad
haven't played a game yet, plan on doing it on a sunday as that's when my LGS does beginner games
Tau may have anus faces but they got nice guns

Chaos
DG
last week, fun though I lost
friday, against orks
Tau are a nice shade of blue

you're saying refractor fields are even close to dune shields. read a book

-Tau
-some pathfinders and a devilfish
-i didn't played any game in my entire life
-i plan to play next week maybe
SoB does have cool lore sometimes

I hope your game is nice, user! What are you arming your Command Squad with?

I saw someone make a ransom letter clip out meme for Tyberos like they have for the Pale Nomads and Primarchs in 30k but I don't have it on me. It had him on a surfboard.

>Tyranids
>Finishing my backlog, I've got two Zoan/venoms left, plus the stuff I broke apart to rebuild and magnetize
>My last game was about a week ago, and I got destroyed. Tau are a bitch to fight...
>This coming weekend, I'm fighting my brother's Eldar for the first time in over a year
>The overtones of Orwellian nightmares in the Tau Empire make me love it a lot more than I did.

what's attractive about chaos ?

>How's Cadia btw ?

Which one heretic? There's tons of Cadia's, any planet in which Cadians are recruited is Cadia.

What "Legion" are you from? The tribe that lives in the magic space vagina? Or the other one that lives in the magic space vagina?

>RG would be pretty broken, -1 to hit on all your vehicles would be pretty much an auto-take.
Like AdMech and CWE are pretty broken?

It would probably take personal void Shields for something like that. I'm not aware of any, although it certainly seems like something AdMech or Necrons might have somewhere. The most reliable field in 2nd ed. Was actually the displacer field.

>Magic space vagina
Looks like she got torn from cunt to asshole recently.

I just like nurgle.

So, got any wishes for your upcoming codexes ?

Deathwatch:
>kill marines: veterans with stalker bolters and camocloack base, infiltrating
>more mobile firepower vehicles that would match them, like land speeders and whirlwinds
>Apothecaries, Techmarines, Champions, etc fluffed to be specialists from FF deathwatch
>Primaris get special ammo
>special ammo is an upgrade and can be used with storm bolters
>bring back one model units
>a customizable watch master (the current one should be a named character), add some of the characters from DW novels as named characters to round out the selection

Dark Angels:
>special deathwatch Dread and Land Raider upgrade
>chainsword option for Tacticals, blade of caliban option for anyone that can take a power sword
>...that's it I guess, just don't make the codex boring and let me play them as knights that want to hit stuff with swords

Sisters of Battle
Ryza Kataphron Destroyers
two nights ago against Thousand Sons. Was close, went pretty well.
Iunnuh.
Space Wolves' ice themeing with a lot of their weapons is pretty neat

Man, I just watched an Eldar game and their psychic abilities make Thousand Sons look like amatures. Rerollable manifestation, bonuses to deny, 2+ save vs wounds from perils. I hope TSons gets rules as good as those.

>Which one heretic ?
i don't know the one that exploded because one of your emperor sons got played like a fiddle by Chaos and his right hand men want to destroy the Imperium

although calling me a chaos worshiper is really funny because i'm Xenos all the way baby

Admech gets it on 1 very good medium durability tank and the two flavours of chicken, 1 you would never take because it's shit and the other is never more than 12" away when it doesn't get first turn.

And yeah, CWE have always and will always be broken.

any good units for orks that can rip and tear space marines?

Boyz

Boyz. Lots of Boyz.

Nids:
>tons of biomorphs. And I mean real good shit like stuff that can give fight/shoot twice, fight first, no penalties for moving and shooting, synapse, advance and charge, can eat a model to regain wounds, fnp etc. not just stat modifiers.
>warriors need to be s5 t5
>fix the big bugs
>OOE goes down to 9 wounds
>traits represent different stages of invasion rather than just different hive fleets
>unfuck the thropes
>stratagems which represent things like a bioshock brood and the like.

Anything I missed?

Whats the best way to run a Wraith-heavy Eldar army? Ulthwe? The FnP seems pretty helpful for my lords walking up the board. Plus I get access to Eldrad if I want to use him. Do we know what the Ulthwe relic is yet?

Disgusting degenerates.

Death Guard
Some cultists to add to my Death Guard
Death Guard versus Tyranids. I won.
Thursday or a small online thing.
Sisters of Battle deserve plastic models.

Being a filthy Xenos is implicitly worshiping Chaos by not being a pure human able to lend your efforts to the destruction of the great enemy.

You're either a stupid Ork who can't do shit, Eldar who are currently going back to what they do best, namely creating Chaos gods or Tau who exist through plot armour.

But world eaters, Tau skulls aren't worthy

SuperiorHumanGene.jpeg

What's it do?

ulthwe all the way, 6+ fnp is good for multiwound models

It matters not where the blood flows from or what color.

KHORNE CARES NOT FROM WHERE THE BLOOD FLOWS, ONLY THAT IT DOES.

Ulthwe Relic is a magic hat with "+1 to psychic tests when manifesting Smite" for whoever's wearing it

Anyone found a way to keep a tank Commander warlord alive to turn 2? Or should I just buy a platoon Commander and have him sit next to the tanksas a pseudo old-grudges warlord?

Iron Warriors
Warpsmith, marines and a new landraider.
About a month ago, played Imperial fists first game and Tau second. Won both, felt great.
More heavy support with havocs armed with lascannons. Also helbrute with two helbrute fists. Amazing in CC.
Tau are kinda cool but gay.

Does anyone else hate Typhus's model?

Leave The Wild Riders to me

in shooting, it's a normal Laser Lance with twice the range.

in melee, it's Str +2 AP -4 D 2, bumped up to Str 8 on the charge, and any wound roll of 6 deals double damage

Saim-Hann warlord trait is "may consolidate and pile-in towards the nearest Character, rather than nearest model. +1 attack in melee if you throw all your attacks into a single Character"

I don't hate it but it's easily the worst new DG model by a large margin. Old Typhus or 30K Typhon are far better.

It's not even the pose or flies like everyone else hates, his armor sculpt is just bad.

i don't like it as much as i like the old model but i don't "hate" it

General consensus has been its a shit model. Though to be fair characters should always be conversions or you're a disappointment

Who said anything about not making them bleed? They just got wuss-ass skulls

>Marine willing to fight on, no matter the odds
>Guardsman pisses himself and flees when things look even a little unfavourable.

Yes. The posture is just so... off. I just imagine him screaming "FABULOUS" before chargin.