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Andrew Morris
Ethan Diaz
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Justin Jones
+5 stabbing damage
Adam Parker
Just copy the stat block for a Redneck Tree, except give it an actual moneyshot instead of one made of tree sap.
Gabriel Jackson
+200 horsepower
Austin Gomez
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Colton Edwards
Don't all horses look like this?
David Jenkins
The heck is going on there?
Lincoln Gonzalez
cant stop the rape horse.
Asher King
Oh Ludwig, you're such a joker.