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+5 stabbing damage

Just copy the stat block for a Redneck Tree, except give it an actual moneyshot instead of one made of tree sap.

+200 horsepower

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Don't all horses look like this?

The heck is going on there?

cant stop the rape horse.

Oh Ludwig, you're such a joker.