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How would the porn like?

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>How would the porn like?

I imagine there would be a much bigger list of niche subgenres.

>How would the porn like?

>How would the porn like?

something something screencap
something something posted to reddit.

I don't think so. However, a lot more of the list would be available with actual footage.
>Adventurer Lays Entire Kobold Crew With His Massive Weapon
>cam-girl-spider-girl spins then fucks!!!
>Vore with Dragon Sylvia #6: elf snack (PoV)
>Slim elves get brutally fucked by 5 humans on Summoner's Rift [1:32:16]
>a Kobold's best Fantasy!? dragonBorn gives lucky Lizarda real '''dragon ride" !
>Coils and Kinks: Naga Love
>come explore the giant's cavern! (PoV) (REAL giantess!!)
> SMOrc ORKED SMOrc
>Rogues do it From Behind
>welcome to my Magical Realm
>heterosexual human sex in the missionary position
>Dwarfs Frist Time with a Ovipasiter
>the GOOD parts of that dragon documentary
>Bet with a hammerspace dragon...... AND the Aftermath! (warning: VORE)
>tiny halfling takes huge beastfolk cock (NOT FAKE)
>got him under my Spell
...those were actually pretty fun to write.

>How would the porn like?

>How would the porn like?

You ever been to or heard of F-list? That cyber-sex, roleplaying, chat-engine kind of site where you make a profile, list fetishes, etc? Originally started for furries by furries, but then all colours of the fetish rainbow found it and it became it's own massive thing?

Their craigslist would be f-list.

Jacking off before posting on Veeky Forums should be a rule.

So how was that jerk off sesh, big boy?

I don't think I'm into many of those fetishes, but I kind of want to see what most of those videos would look like.
That naga one, for example, seems like it'd be IMPOSSIBLE to find a good angle. And I'm curious as to how quickly and completely the spider-girl wraps up the guy - too slowly seems like it'd be boring, and too much or too little could look either sloppy or just unsexy.

Wouldn't that make you hornier? Seems to for me at least.
Or at least, I crave weirder fetishes.

I see that boring human one
I imagine It's a best seller with all non-humans
I bet everyone is like: How the fuck do those average sized fuck?

Tell your mom to use more hand cream, that sandpaper burn ain't cool yo.

>approximately 60 griffons and 4 dragons a year sprain their wings while trying to fuck while on their backs
>while it is thought this behavior is meant to emulate humans, both races are to proud to admit this
Related, would kobolds, being bipedal, fuck like humans, or would they go on all fours to be more like dragons?

>Welcome to my magical realm
I chuckled.

I like your thoughts user, let's make some more.
>GREENED: Petite 100 year old wood elf takes her first orc cocks!
>Pornomorph III: the Futamage Returns
>Plundering Her Underdark, starring Drow Matriarch Tharina and Argyle "Stump" Bouldercock
>Testing the Planar Limits of Gnomish Holes—from Imp to Imperial Balor
>GCBDSM—watch this girl get restrained and sizzled by a gelatinous cube!
>Beholder Beholds Beautiful Breasts
>Dwarf and Elf girls create peace through their love of pussy

There's a reason that I'm not in porn.

I think you're both missing the obvious one here

>Lord of Rodly Might 2 [Part 3/7]

MORE MORE MORE

>Elven earplay
>holding hands with my tiefling gf
>Minotaur tamed by cowgirl
>Wuxing familiar
>Old man fucked by elf
>My portable hole
>Rod of wonders
>Behold(er) my DRAGONLANCE
>testing the girder of gender change
>Virgin spellcaster vs CHAD MARTIAL

Man, this is thougher than I thought. I'm not good at titles. Somebody make some vanilla porn titles.

>Enlarge person gone RIGHT
>30 yr old WIZARD gets FUCKED HARD
>This UGLY ORC fucks FIFTY TIMES as many ELF BABES as you! Learn this ONE SIMPLE TRICK and be drowning in elf pussy TONIGHT!
>Elves in public (no Nondetection!)
>Illusion Orgy 27
>HOT DEMONS in YOUR PLANAR LOCATION
>ElfCon 2013 nipslips and panty peeks
>Llan'li'sha'iiini'allia'she'la Bushwarden and Urist McStonePillar INTERSPECIES

Oh poor gits who record the stuff.
But that's certainly an idea for thread, titles of fantasy porn.

>HOT DEMONS in YOUR PLANAR LOCATION
oh fuck me

>Sweet Centennial: Barely 100 elf chick takes Massive Dwarf Cock
>Proper care and treatment of drow slave (Warning: Blood)
>Fun with Wild Shape by [USER BANNED]
>The Art of Seduction with Brent the Bard: Centaurs
>Suck-u-bus (Public, POV)
>Gnome girl goes Wild with golem!
>A Breath of Aboleth (Tentacles)
>Forbidden love! Celestial/Fiendish!
>ASS-imar girlfriend POV
>Mythfuckers: big stick fits up Paladin's ass

...I kind of want to try writing a couple smutfics now based on some of these.

Doitdoitdoitdoitdoit

The existence of magic would create fetishes that our reality doesn't even have- resurrection fetishes, astral projection fetishes, fucking-in-other-dimension fetishes (becauses some people just can't get their rocks off unless they're watching people bang on the Elemental Plane of Earth)

/d/ and /h/, but in real life...
/trash/ as well maybe, depending on setting. Full degeneracy. If there was a god of decency, it died long ago. Bringing it back, that is your quest!

>Bigby's Fist 2: The Metamagic
>Poor Little Orc Boy
>Bad Dragons
>Elminster's Elmistress
>Transplanar Babysitters
>Bronzebeard's Burly Bonking Bastards
>The Rumpranger
>Bareback Drow Twinks 7: Dual-Wielding Masters
>Oboulda Many-Dildos
>Emo Centaur Boys
>Map and Machete: Volo's Guide to Wild Elf Vaginas

I'd rather keep wrestling with Sir Gildleaf while covered in barbecue sauce, thank you.

>Adventures of Jizzd Mo'under
a Drizzt Do'urden gay porn parody

>The's No Wrong Way To Love Your Summoned Panther

Gonna go and say like humans if only because then least other body parts would get in the way...

>Suck-u-bus (Public, POV)
>Bareback Drow Twinks 7: Dual-Wielding Masters

>Dick of Many Things

>King's guard sex WITH ARMOR ON

>Dragonlance

>How would the porn like?

>Flurry of Blows, A Monk's Tale
>Wizardry: Tasha's Hideous Daughter
>Wizardry 2: Whorecerer's Apprentice
>Wizardry 3: My Own Clone
>Fucker's Kobolds
>Trap Dungeon VS 1 Foot Pole
>Return to Fag Keep (2006)
>Lay on Hands
>Bareback Drow Twinks 8: Roomy Pits of Lolth
>The Sqeaky Wheel Gets The Dick

Disregarding the fucked up thread description, this is some quality shit right here in this thread right here m8s

I had the same thought

>The Keep on the Whorederlands
>Womb of Horrors
>Rogues Do It From Behind
>The Fuckgotten Realms
>Hardcore Lesbian Snout-Rubbing (Kobold/Dragonborn) (INTERRACIAL)
>Phallus of the Silver Princess
>The Secret of Bone Hill

Broken Oath: A Paladin's fall from grace

>Plucky Peasant Boy Series: The Cockatrice

Unbroken Oath: Anal Doesn't Count

kekked audibly

Ron Jeremy's Enter The Dragon

>Better where it's Wetter: Mermaid/Human
>My first summoning - Deva
>Kobold WHORE'D
>Barbarian POUNDS elf captives
>Cocks out, Rocks out (Earth Elemental/Summoner)
>using reduce person to fuck my giant gf
>MINDRAPE: Illthid controls your cock (POV)
>Astral Fucking....My Own Body?!?!

And of course, it's safe to say that just about everything by Chuck Tingle is now an account rather than a work of fiction

Volo's Guide Through a Dragon's Digestive Tract

>Heaven or Hell, Let's Rock. Assimar and tiefling double team hung human
>Assimar Anal Annihilation 3
>Teen Tiefling Titfucked 4
>Dragonborn Do Doggystyle 6
>Goblin Greedily Gobbles Grognard Girth
>Gobbos Gone Wild 5. Goblin slut Scrappa's first time on the casting couch
>Deepthroated by the Duchess
>Dungeons & Dragons
>Homosexual Hilldwarves presents: Bukkake Beards 4

Sharess approves of this thread, but you are all forgetting Polymorphic effects and druidic Wild Shape for completely ethical -philias that encompass damn near everything.

This guy comes the closest to actually thinking.
Also, imagine how gore or snuff fetishists might work in a world with on-demand magical healing and resurrection. Though these are intrinsically Evil, and thus higher powers would dissuade them as best as possible, Devils would absolutely be running murder-rape brothels where you get to violate a polymorphed devil as much as you like.
In fact they probably do that in D&D and the authors just don't mention it out of politeness (and to avoid that whole "D&D is a satanic sex cult game" thing).

>but you are all forgetting
We aren't, but it's not easy to come up with a catchy title for 'spellcaster turns into a wuff and takes more knots than 100 sailors can tie in a week'.

>Knotical Adventures: Druid Wildshape Gangbang

>God-Blooded of Corellon gets dommed by Priestess of Lolth then pounded by Champion of Gruumsh
canon futas

Murder-rape sounds more like Demon's thing. Uncontrolled sexual desire is, after all, chaotic.
Devils would be into dominance and submission, and most likely have ritualized sexual humiliation as a standard practice on their power hierarchies.
And Daemons would just want to get off, whether with a consenting partner or an abused slave doesn't matter to them.

>Corellon is a major god with 20 levels of both wizard and cleric, among other things
>Gruumsh is a little bitch with a magic spear
>Lolth isn't even a proper deity
Has Corellon ever fought something on his own level?

>Hot 300 year old elf milf demonstrates her vagina of holding

>Milky Elf Girl Fills Up a Swimming Pool (400 year time-lapse video)

This is all amazing.

Question is: how many of these are the real deal and how many are just casters using polymorph?

Yes.

How many are demonic propaganda designed to taint mortals with sin?
Or considering all the damn vore, by dragons who want mortals to eat

That one with the cube... not really into snuff, unless resurrection and really good painkillers are a thing

Resurrection borders on a trivial thing in D&D, so long as your soul is free. All it takes is a load of diamonds.

I don't think D&D would have a concept of sin the way we do. There are actions that align with Good, Evil or neither, and one god's affront is usually a service to another. A character belonging to one god's cult or just taking that god as a patron would mind that god's will over that of others, but you won't see worshipers of Tyr setting fire to worshipers of Ilmater for 'sinning' against tyran doctrines. It's polytheism. Whatever you decide to do is covered by some god's portfolio.

And willingness to return to a life of snuff porn fodder.

Unlike, say, frisky Drow boys, who are eagerly returning for Bareback Drow Twinks 9: Assmaster of Arms.

Sin as in Evil-aligned actions, then. Baator's ranks are bolstered by souls tainted with evil falling into it, in accordance with the Pact Primeval, and being converted into devils (also in accordance with the Pact Primeval).

But those are just souls of people stupid enough to worship evil deities. There is no grand moral law that is being transgressed by aligning with evil.

it would depend on how fantastical the modern setting was. Porn and reality exist on a reversing sliding scale. Aka; the easier something is to achieve in real life the less likely it'd be a porn production.

And since d&d can cover pretty much every fetish there is with ease if it's high fantasy the porn would be pretty mundane, like handholding levels of mundane

No, there are absolute Evil actions, which when performed cause one's alignment to shift towards Evil. Performing these too often, or the most serious ones, marks you permanently for Baator's ownership. Read the Book of Vile Darkness.

I'll take your word for it.

>Lord of the beads: fellowship of the ring

>Fellowship of the Sphincter

>Vegan dryads eat out!
>Elf fucks her way through family! (Compilation over centuries)
>Elf Girls are Easy
>Dwarves Gone Wild part 17
>Horsepussy Whores
>Is this a record? Elves fuck for DECADES! (Time lapse)
>Paladin lays hands on entire bard college
>Exploring dragon's cavern
>Toy orgy w/ animate objects

>fellowship of the rim

Aberration series
>Mindflayer Mind Break
>Gibbering Mouths Her
>Worm That Fucks
>Ixitxachitl and Chill
>Snuggling a Silthilar
>Flumph Fuckers vol. 7

Sworn to follow Froto Baggins, adopted heir of Dildo Baggins of 'There and Back End Again: A Knobit's Tale' fame.

>Hobbit: from back there to here again
>tags:tentacles; all_the_way_through

>the GOOD part of that dragon documentary

Lord of the Beads: Return of the Kink

"...I beheld the last shag on the slopes of Orodruin, where Gil-galad jizzed, and Elendil came, and Narsil broke in him; but Sauron himself was overthrown, and Isildur fucked the Sphincter from his ass with the hilt-shard of his father's sword, and took it for his own."

"...It was hot when I first touched it, hot as a glede, and my hand was scorched, so that I doubt if ever again I shall be free to fap with it. Yet even as I write this is is cooled, and it seemeth to shrink, though it loseth neither its beauty nor its shape. Already the stretchmarks on it, which at first were as clear as red flame, fadeth and are now barely ale to be seen [...] The Sphincter misseth, maybe, the heat of Sauron's finger, which was black but burned like fire, and so Gil-galad was ahegaod; and maybe were the ass worked hot again, the stretchmarks would be refreshed. But for my part I will risk no hurt to this thing: of all the parts of Sauron the most fair. It is precious to me, though I bang it with great pain."

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Hi /v/.

>100 Hottest Reduce Person Cumflations

>GREENED: Petite 100 year old wood elf takes her first orc cocks!

you sick fuck

elves aren't legal til their 110 years old, same one call the Paladins

>Deep Underdark Fantasy
>"Fem-favorite cutie Kaz'dreth gets bred by 12 rabid driders and has to carry all 87 eggs to term, or he will be thrown into the spider pit."

>Mind Fucking with Illithids (warning contains cerebromorphosis)
>1 head is better then 2, hot psionic fusion (warning, results in futa)
>Witches Hex

That's not a reaction image for the screencap, that's 's picture. Still a shitty format, but it's not /v/-tier.

>spoiler
Possible, but I'd imagine footage of actual hunting and eating (say, from a documentary) wouldn't be nearly as popular as stuff made specifically for the voraphiles. Sort of like how most people who look for rape porn wouldn't enjoy a video of an actual rape nearly as much.
Though I could definitely see stuff on Craig's Endless List about one looking for another for the purpose of predation.

And suddenly there's a market for rings of acid immunity and helms of underwater action.

>Vegan dryads eat out

It would. I know it would.

But this is gnome country, bby. It's allll legal here.

>Brimseriath the Mighty's Hoard of Whores (series)
>Stack the Shortstack
>Sprite Slit Splitters [GONE WRONG] [CLERICS SUMMONED ](size difference, gore)
>Forget the bedframe, shake the WORLD—learn how the giants do it today!
>Best of Eberron: The Whoreforged
>I summoned a celestial for a DIVINE blowjob
>Small-dicked elf cucked by MASSIVE ORC STUD
>Hair Down There: the dwarven pinup magazine
>Raging Ravagers 4: Gone Berserker


>Assimar and tiefling double team
Yes please.

tags: ass_to_mouth

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>Witches Gone Wild: Vexing Hex of Sex edition.

>How would the porn like?

>>Vore with Dragon Sylvia #6: elf snack (PoV)
I warned you I might write one of these.

>the video snaps open to a silvery-blue dragon glancing between the camera and somewhere offscreen, likely a monitor
>her head takes up most of the screen, though she soon moves back a little
>from her proportions, she's clearly an adult, but seems physically smaller than most dragons
"There we are. I got a lot of messages from you all, and a whole bunch of you were requesting a more 'exotic' meal than the humans and kobolds I've had before."
>she steps back, her smile fading into a lecherous grin
"And a *lot* of you seem to want on the show. I can't show *every* meal I have, sillies, but..."
>her long, forked tongue flicks out, briefly wrapping partly around her muzzle
"If camera time isn't important, well, I *did* reply to a few. Anyway! I have a particularly tasty-looking lunch today, and if you wouldn't mind introducing yourself?"
>a few more steps back and some assorted shuffling reveals an elf with long, brown hair
>her higher-angled ears identify her as female, but despite her modesty being protected only by hands folded in front of her crotch, she's otherwise the picture of androgyny
>her voice is less ambiguous, however, and she speaks in the even, graceful tone of an elf from their homeland
>"My name is Avine. I've helped Miss Sylvia keep her videos... safe the last couple of times, and we've decided I'll be the test subject for the prey-mounted camera."
>Sylvia nods, idly fashioning a spell with a forepaw
"Thinks great, works great, and tastes great, absolutely wonderful. So, Avine, let's begin."
>the dragoness pushes her paw forward, and colored lights swarm the camera
>it eventually resolves looking up at Sylvia, who takes a second to look away from the monitor again
>an elven hand pokes in from out-of-frame to give the dragon a thumbs-up, earning a smile
>wordlessly, Sylvia lowers her head and opens her jaws right in front of the camera

>"Oh, of course, that will likely look better. You're kidding about that last bit, right?"
>Avine seems to reply to a telepathic request
>Sylvia only quirks the edges of her open mouth up
>the elf puts her hands on the dragon's snout, then slides one leg in, then the other
>she sits down inside Sylvia's mouth, spreading her legs along the dragon's teeth
>there's about half a second where that forked tongue moves, then the video snaps quickly to outside of Sylvia
>the elf's startled gasp and moan, and the mirthful shine in the dragoness's eyes leave no question as to what happened
>"O-oh, you weren't jokiiinnnnn..."
>for a couple minutes, Sylvia works her tongue at Avine's pussy and slowly raises her head to near-vertical
>occasionally, Avine pries open the predator's jaws, getting an eager glimpse at her lower half
>her pale skin is coated in a slimy coat of drool, a narrow, pink tongue shifting against her crotch
>one skillful tongue-twitch, however, and an audible spike of pleasure sent the elf arching back, letting Sylvia close her mouth and continue her assault unseen
>after Avine is left a panting mess, the dragon opens her mouth again, this time obviously showing off for the camera
>a long, pink maw fills the view, numerous white enamel spikes framing soft flesh
>Avine's crotch and legs rest along the bottom, her limbs visibly shaking, weakened by the dragon's play
>front and center, Sylvia's tongue lies mostly still and leads to the dark back of her mouth

>"Hm? Ah... yes, ma'am."
>Avine responds once more to a telepathic command, her voice tired and weary
>she turns around and lowers herself deeper into Sylvia's mouth, sighing as the dragon fully engulfs her
>the elf looks sharply down, petite breasts and belly glistening with saliva
>the dragon swallows to clear some drool, giving the camera a good view of her flexing throat
>Avine puts her legs together, looking at her hands hanging onto Sylvia's lower jaws, and slowly lets herself deeper
>a wet "glk" sounds from the dragon's throat, and the view jerks downward, yanking the elf's hands from their grip
>another, smaller gulp tugs her further down
>the view grows darker as Sylvia slowly shuts her jaws, her fangs closing in like a cell door until only a jagged sliver of light seeps in
>the rest of the video is darkness with a few gulps, wet squishing noises, the occasional happy sigh from Avine, and a loud growl from the dragon's belly
>at the end, Sylvia's voice can be heard, heavily muffled but still understandable
"And that's that. One delicious elf, self-seasoned and sent down the hatch. I hope you enjoyed watching the video as much as Avine and I did making it."
>Avine chimes in, her voice stronger after her short rest inside the dragon's belly
>"For this video, I'm under a Protection from Heat and Protection from Acid provided by the lovely Sylvia. I will be leaving through the use of a delayed teleport spell. Please do not try what we do without proper safety protection; dragons are excellent at killing things they eat otherwise."
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...okay
Vore is weird. Not too bad quality writing for a lewd though.