Elves

Elves in Earthdawn are covered in thorns.

kinky...

Magic is just a faction of Nano Elves. Particles get their charges by even smaller Elves casting shocking grasp at them.

>>Elves High Elves
I was not paying attention when I skimmed through the catalog, so when I saw that thumbnail and the words "elves... high... elves....", I read it as "high school elves" and can't help wondering what the hell that would be.

We should "Veeky Forums sings" that to this tune

youtube.com/watch?v=zP3sffVKbYM

Gains Elves

Macro elves?

Everyone always forgets the Superfluous Elves

Best elfs.

>aka Fuck This Scene I'm Out of Here Elves

Futurefunk Elves

No Sea Elves, eventhough theyre a tolkien thing ?

Do you really think OPs thread has anything to do with fantasy, beside putting "elf" everywhere?

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>cowtit elves
Meh

Swoll Elves

These aren't really elves anymore.

If elves and dwarves reproduce more slowly than humans and have split into several subspecies, then why haven't humans, despite breeding much faster?

If there are Dark Elves with different physical/mental characteristics and behavior than normal Elves, why aren't there Dark Humans than are different from normal Humans?

I'm gonna need a sauce for all that meat

Because the differences were the result of magical interference as opposed to mundane evolution in most settings.

You monster.

Well, you are posting these abominations that barely scratch what it means to be an elf besides having pointy ears. Might as well fuck off from Veeky Forums alltogether, since you probably don't have any interest in the elves that actually matter around here.

So, please

Did someone say ELVES

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ELVES

I think Warhammer's High Elves are the only ones I've ever seen that pulled off the condescending racial attitude and be deserving of it and backed it up properly. I love those smarmy cunts.

Oh and LotR elves too.

>Posting half-american elf

Cute Elves

Because outside of 3e saying all elves in all settings, most settings had:
- Pure elves
- lower caste elves
- Cursed elves
- Descended from rebels elves
- Sea elves (optional)
- Space elves (optional)
Typically with no or very minor differences.

Dwarves were typically the same thing without the children of rebels category.

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>why aren't there Dark Humans than are different from normal Humans?

Warhammer Elves are still the closest we will ever get to the Noldor.

nice reference user

Voodoo elves
Mask elves
Dali elves
Cockroach elves
Quantum elves
Quadratic elves
Sevle elves
Unelves
The race formerly known as elves
Shelves
Monorrail elves
Migrain elves
Elvis
Steampunk Roman Elves

>forgetting based Druchii
filthy asur scum

Incest elves have nothing to back their attitude up.

Big ol' norks too.

>made the ice equivalent of fantasy australia their bitch
>pirates who do what they want
>no population issues despite constant conflict and murder
>military power that can match the high elves

Yeah, but all this does nothing good for the world. The original elves fought against Chaos and saved the world. This is something to be smug about. The Druchii are actively sabotaging the Asurs efforts.

>thinking being elvish is a different matter from being a sentient being
They're literally people with pointy ears.
Different birth circumstances means very little when you're still able to mate and reproduce with other species.

>The original elves fought against Chaos and saved the world.
led by aenarion, who later made nagarythe what it was

and considering nagarithe became nagaroth when malekith rebelled the original elves who fought chaos arent really around

anyways, blame those asur bastards for not accepting their true king

Do y'all not get OP's terrible joke?

Nipple in the OP, this thread is not long for this world lo the mods awake and banish both it and OP from this board nigh 3 days hence.

It's house genres. He's taken house genres and replaced it with "elves".

Which is funny for some reason?

Also holy fuck.

>Nipple in the OP
Tell that the mods, this shit thread has been here far too long. They didn't notice.

Blood Thirster in the background getting himself some of dat dragon tail.

user, Druchii are consorting with Chaos. Asur are maintaining the Vortex. Asur are still fighting the good fight, doesn't matter who Aenarion was in the past, they are still doing what he did. Druchii have nothing to be smug about.

Thought it was rock genres, which seemed inappropriate as that's more a dwarf or orc thing.

>rock
OP might be as funny as a cyst but I hope he has better taste than that

Chest elves are breast elves

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>anime elves
>non-traditional games elves
>elves with fat
The hallmark of a true pleb that doesn't give a shit about elves or traditional games.

hey guys I know this is a /r/equest but, im looking for a pic with a green background showing an elf, half elf and a hi-elf. if anyone could post that I would be greatly appreciative. thanks

Probably not what you meant

There's ONE of those animoo elves that isn't so bad.

nope

You would have posted it anyway, right?

Here.

BINGO thanks annon

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Yeah, Marcille is great.

>You would have posted it anyway, right?
Who knows

>Mask elves
AKA best elves

>left is Veeky Forums
>right is r/TG

You want all-american elf?

This is more acceptable, yes

What are Dark Folk for 1000, Pat.

Please don't drag Veeky Forums down, just because you don't care about elves beyond fapmaterial doesn't mean that this entire does. It's just the casual anyway, since masturbating is far easier than playing traditional games and reading up lore and such boring shit.

>ITT

Elves Presley

What are "dark folk"? is it some edgy goth/folk music combo?

what if all races are a subspecies of elves?
Stone elves are known as trolls, cave elves are known as dwarves, boring elves are known as humans, angels, are ascended elves, demons are fallen ascended elves, hairy elves are monkeys, snails are slimy elves, tiny tree elves are cats, feathered elves are birds, spongy elves are sponges, RNA strand elves are viruses, invert-coiled elves are prions, and so on.

To fight the Gains Goblins.

A race of underground dwelling humanoids that used to be human before the shadow plane changed them.

Hilariously large percentage of the OP actually exist in the ElfQuest comic mentioned in the thread.

She's actually quite smol.

>Elfis.

Finnish Rape Elves

That was never an elf.

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I like to headcanon that big-breasted and thicc elves are in fact half-elves. It allows me to enjoy most elf hentai without suppressing the Veeky Forums cynicism stewing inside my head.

kek

I feel bad for real Elf-fags. This thread is utter weeb cancer. I'm an Orc-fag and even I know real elves have no body fat, no huge tits, are pretty grim and ancient, and pretty alien.

Whenever I say "Kill all elves" the people in this thread is what I mean

>This thread is utter weeb cancer

No such thing as High Dwarves, only Dwarves and Low Dwarves.

What about Medium Dwarves