Hey traveller, c'mere a minute

>Hey traveller, c'mere a minute

...Okay. Do you have some candies?

Mom told me not to talk to strangers.

What's up, good man? Need something?

You dare interupt!?

You have my ear, stranger, but do not waste my time.

Sure thing, whatcha got there in your cup and can I have some?

I think he called us over here so he'd have a witness to his silent death.

>Are you gonna rape us?

>I'll do free armor trimming

No.
You come here.

>you can trust me with your adamant, traveller

this post wins, everyone go home

You and your dress can fuck right off.

>magic is cancer

You c'mere a minute.

STAND AND DELIV-er, I mean how can I help you, my good man?

>you both stand silently, awkwardly, 20 feet apart, neither wanting to submit

fuck off side quest

Wrong board

Can't wait to count out your coin!

ok

I roleplayed this exact scenario one time.
>Walk into city
>"Psst, hey, travelers. Come into this alleyway."
>"No, you come over here."
>"Come on, just come here. I got good stuff for you."
>"Well, if you come here I'll have good stuff for you."
>"It's kind of bright out, I just wanna be in the shade. Bring your good stuff here and I'll show you my good stuff."
>"You know sunlight is important for vitamin D, whi-"
>Guard butts in
>"What is going on here?"
>Random guy, "Oh fine, you caught me I was trying to sell him these counterfit magical rings."
>"That's against the law! You're all coming with me!"
>I refuse, "No, you're coming with us!"

And that's when the DM lost his patience and engaged combat.

>YOU'LL BUY TWO!

How does one counterfut a magical ring?

Ring of spell storing: Write a really long word onto parchment, then place in ring compartment. When you need to spell the word again, just remove the parchment from the ring and copy the spelling.

Somehow, you both spelt counterfett wrong.

I'm a dirty phoneposter until next week, almost every post has a typo. I never bother checking since on a keyboard I rarely make mistakes.

How do you get arrested for not buying fake magic rings?

"..."
"Dude, someone wants you"
"..."
"Dude, that guy wants you."
"..."
"Du- oh right, deaf."
>the barbarian signs that the wizard over there wants the deaf rogue

omw bb