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For the Ecclesiarchy!

First for IW

>Nth for bugs
What are the bug players here looking forward to in their codex?

nth for SPACE WOLVES

If only the models looked anything like that…

Cruddace as author.

Nth for Praetorian Guard

They will. Have faith.

You can always get third parties or make your own.
GW clearly does not care about their products

Why is she crying bros?

user please come back to reality. Plastic sisters aren't happening

Is Foetid Bloat Drone any good on tabletop?

Niggas try to be the king but the ace is back

>Plastic sisters
Isn't that a grishnak model or whatever?

Have faith word bearer

That pretty much means getting banned from tournaments and game stores though right?

It is. And will probably look better than whatever GW does, if they ever get around to it.

Because there will be female space marines before plastic sisters of battle

[ANGRY BUG NOISES]

Funny.

Because Sir Gassot d'Allee promised her they'd both be getting updates and he never came back.

Why though? The SoB player in the GT was running a rescast army.
Is not like anyone cares about them, not even GW at their event. Specially when the army as kicking the ass of their poster boys

Reposting
So, we got anymore Nid rumors?
So far its been
>Strategem to change Fleet traits mid game
>Increased wounds on the bigger bugs and Hive Tyrant

>That post number

Honestly SoB are just about the most acceptable army to recast. The fact a squad of ten costs twice as much as a squad of ten metal Guardsman is ridiculous.

>banned from tournaments
Why would I care about a tournament so bad that they only want GW miniatures in it ?

They're rumors, we can just make up our own.

I heard there's a Tyranid Relic that makes Synapse Range 120".

>Ignoring my response from last thread
Everyone's saying Gaunts are going to cost fewer points.

Which hive fleet will be -1 over 12?

I heard that Biovores are now unlimited range, so you can shoot another gameboard with them.

All of them. - 1 to hit will be added to shadow in the warp.

Nah, you got it mixed up. I heard Biovores have a 6" range, but Trygon's can burrow into other tables.

>Playing at GW stores
>Caring about GW "tournaments"
Nigga

These things ruined me. I can't look at heroic scale without disgust anymore.

BIOMORPHS

Big bugs being unfucked
warriors being good

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What do you think of Primaris?

Nice try.

Wow looks pretty good

Someone posted that bait yesterday.

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I heard there's a new stratagem that lets a Tervigon produce biovores.

>games workshop calling astra militarum "guard"
low quality bait

Stop feeding the (you) whore with (you)s

Fug I knew i screwed something.

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I like them better than the squatty marines but their guns are still humongous. Granted the grishnak maidens also have fuckhuge guns and they're both wearing power armor so I can suspend that opinion.

Neat

Iz propa neat ya git

Whoah... where are those from? It'd be nice if they made some Eldar.

Same. GW release primaris yet they're STILL doing that heoric scale shit for the other armies.

Yes, but with 2 plaguespitters. The other 2 options aren't as good.

>Have smallish wych cult
>20 wyches, 20 hellions, 6 Reavers, succubus
>friend tells me place has Shatterstorm box still for $140
>urge to buy rises
Yes or no?

Proper drawfags? What is this? 2010?

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Not my work, sadly. They're a few years old.

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Way too feminine for a soldier

what have you been working on?

Painting my second Dunecrawler. I'll post pics on a thread later, but comparing it to my first from over a year ago is astounding. I'm not good at painting by any means, but the minimal improvement and progress is encouraging.

Not feminine enough for me.

Good thing they only go after smalltime heretics.

Sisters aren't female Guardsmen. Their femininity is part of their deal.

Muh bugs. I'd post pics, but I'm away from them right now.
What's the best way to equip a tyrannofex by the way?

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Antiboob fanatics are worse than boob fanatics

>but their guns are still humongous
It's weird but I didn't see this as a problem for squatmarines, somehow they made them all big and unwieldy for the primaris marines. Very bad move.

>GW release primaris yet they're STILL doing that heoric scale shit for the other armies.
Have they done any new major releases though, other than the Death Guard (which are bigger now but still weirdly proportioned)?

I don't get the hype of the fleshmower. It looks awesome, but only a 4+ to hit, which gets worse, makes it suck.

I'm not speaking about boobs, I'm speaking about muscles.
Her body would not last much in a real fight. Way too weak

Would you field them?

>Muscles are somehow relevant while wearing power armour.

Brilliant observation.

SoB fans are just waifufags, and that's why they'll never get a new release

They look really fucking over designed

It's probably the added length ontop of making it bigger, but like I said, the power armour provides excuse enough (if only just) for wielding bigger weapons

what box is that?

It is. That's why normal humans wearing power armour are weaker than Astartes with armour

Yes and it degrades on str and attacks.

Spitters are best due to fly.

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The repentia look nice.

I can't remember but was it Raging Heroes who made that incredible looking Living Saint with a cathedral spire base? I remember it being really beautiful.

I knew plenty of female muay thai fighters who were that thin or thinner
>Inb4 thai "females"

Wrath of khorne Bloodthirster or Bloodthirster of Unfettered Fury?

The best female P4P fighter in the world is tiny.

Just the "double wounds when calculating statline"
Literally just that

>female
>fighter

Muscle women are a fetish user, fit women do not end looking like Catachan.

Also power armour. The only fit needed is cardio

Latex día de los muertos nun all day every day

I think Grishnak nails the aesthetic (perfectly, John Blanche tier), but these are too angular, too robed, and "overdesigned".
I do like the idea of the model they have of the old woman leader.

Nah, if you look at real life "battle rifles" like the FAL, none after WW2 were that disproportionate and unwieldy. The original squatmarine bolter had basically the proportions of a Tommy Gun, in that you could hold it out from the hips and extend it from your chest about the same length as if you had your hands at your sides and raised your forearms at a right angle to your body.
But now the Primaris rifle has the proprortions of the BAR, absolutely shit for hip fire.

And yet, only one SoB can operate a heavy weapon which takes two people in unpowered armour.

GW being bad at rules design aside, the whole purpose of powered armour is to make the wearer's muscles stop being relevant. If you want me to spin you some fluff reason to help justify SoBs only being S3 in power armour, I'll say something something black carapace, but it doesn't change the fact that in-setting, an SoB in armour isn't using her own muscles to pick up heavy objects or resist recoil or run.

Just buy Primaris™ and Guillman like normal person.

I heard they were going to allow you to adapt your units to tge enemy army so you could turn your guants into wraithknights

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Yup

Jeez Louise that's a pretty centrepiece for an army.

What compels a woman to hate herself so much as to end up looking like this?

The non sigmarine fantasy ones I guess. The DG are a travesty imo. Even with the primaris you can see them failing to resist going back to their old ways: see pic. Just look at that thing.

As tervigons

Body positvity

I'd use them and standard SoB models and make some kitbashed pieces.

the patriarchy made her do it

This does not answer my question. Also how does one transport a Bloodthirster without bits of it breaking? It looks like it would be brittle

Being too attractive to be omega female and resigned to it, but not attractive enough to get a high-ranking beta male to develop oneitis for her (or more often just too prideful to abandon the idea of getting Chad as a "soulmate" ie doormat).

What was the admech list that got into the top 16 of socal?