Do you think elves would vape?

do you think elves would vape?

I think your mother drank while pregnant.

I can't see elves smoking at all. I bet they'd have like a leaf that they rub and smell their fingers like basil that gets em high as shit.

This.

elf catnip?

Elves fucking snort Snazzberries, known for their psychedelic effects

>Elf
>Preferring engineered chemical juice over actual plant

Elves would totally vape, they're douchebags.

They'd probably insert psychoactive nuts or mushrooms into their anuses as a recreational activity.

They would make herbal tea.

Sometime they would make "herbal" tea.

>elves
>insert
>anuses

You have my attention.

It's not vape if it's an elf.

I can't imagine a biologically immortal creature would be that into drugs.

You have one body forever, and so you'd think they would try to be as healthy as possible.

But what do I know.

If I'm biologically immortal I'm specifically not worried about health

Elrond gives Gandalf shit for smoking. Probably not.

Everyone but Radagast and the Fellowship give Gandalf shit for smoking.

But why though?

So you can sit around being diseased?

Reminder that elves can still die to the plague. imagine being a part of a race that can live forever and kicking the bucket with cancer or a heart attack.

Plus brain cells take centuries to regrow, have a glass and you are down brain cells for a couple hundred years.

>Saruman: Look man, I love burning some greenery as much as the next wizard, but why the fuck would you inhale that?

Gandalf: fuck outta here, we found your stash

...

I've always read biologically immortal as meaning cancer isn't a thing. Poison isn't a thing. Disease, etc.

Decapitation, sure.

Elves just live forever. They lack any resistances to this stuff.

If you want immortality without cancer, go skeleton. But skeletons can't do drugs.

Explain Keith Richards then

Gandalf love that shit dawg

Pretty sure he's secretly a skeleton.

Alchemical Lich.

Depends on system / setting.
Being resistant or immune to mundane disease is pretty common elf trait.
Tolkien, warhammer, burning wheel

>psychoactive nuts
Does anyone have the greentext
The one about the Vikings