You've been invited to the Elf Ball

>You've been invited to the Elf Ball
>Not all is as it seems

>walk in
>attention, everyone, would you kindly raise your hands if you have a penis.
>thank you, that is all.
Problem solved.

Sounds like every game of Changeling ever

Why are elves still using disposable cameras?

They are not elf and that why they say it was an elf ball to deceive me.

Not knowing makes it more exciting though..

Oh well you know, I took it on vacation with me over the summer and I have a few pictures left. Might as well use up the roll before I head back to school, ya know?

Wait a minute! These elves aren't elves at all! These elves...are half-elves!

>not having true sight on at all times
>not having goggles of ignore clothes on at all times

0/10 not wizard enough.

Lemme call up my orc friends and have some fun

>Removing the mystique

That's a faux pas right there, my friend, and a guarantee you're not gonna be invited to another elf ball in future.

Even if you're not looking to get your rocks off, the catering is just to die for.

>a thing happened
Did it happen IN A GAME?

I thought elves didn't have galas.

>Shit seems creepy and suspicious as hell
>It's actually a pretty good honest time

>You've been invited to the Elf Ball
>Not all is as it seems
By implication there are at least some things that are as they seem, correct?
I'm guessing there's a ball
I'm guessing there will be elves at the ball.......
Wait I know what it is, I haven't really been invited, have I?

first things first: what's the hors d'oeuvres selection like?

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Elfs don't have balls, son. Those are Goblins.

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>You've been invited to the Elf Ball
>Elves are barely lumped up enough to be considered a blob, let alone a ball
No dedication with these decadent slobs. Back in my day when we had an Elf Ball, we rolled ourselves up mountains just to pulverise everything on the way back down.

You're telling me.

Judging by the rest of the thread, pigs in a blanket

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