Not having an adventuring party entirely made up of best friends willing to live and die for each other and are always...

The last group i played with were all edgrlord with characters that have "distrust everyone" and "don't play well with others" in their bio.

>Have you ever tried living with your “best friends” in an apartment or something?

Yes I have and it was fucking great. This is the kind of shit spewed by mouth breathing retards who have at best learned to mimic something resembling human interaction and "friendship". They are at bottom nothing more than something akin to lizard people, a foul immitation of real humanity.

Living with your bros and power of friendship is GOAT and you are a pathetic existence.

Because half the party has declared in the most casual terms that if they decide I've done anything against their own moral and ethical standards they'll kill me without hesitation.
To my face.

And then demanded to know everything I do.
Treat a man like a rabid dog and eventually he's going to snap at you.

On the other hand I get on great with the other half of the party and we're tighter than a pair of ass cheeks.

And I pick up NPCs like stray cats, at least on average 7 out of 10 would die for the character in question.
So hey, it ain't all bad.

I spend my gold on property and get tax from the peasants working the land. As such I get large amount of income per month.

In and of itself this isn't bad.

What made them miffed at me was when I bought the nearly bankrupt kingdom of the princess they where waifuing and put the infinitely more qualified vizier in charge. I then hired the princess as a hireling for transcribing my research. Needless to say this went swimmingly.

I meant your "mind-control levels of social skills."

I hate half the people i play with and their characters usually have the depth of "he's an elf"

He has a high IQ, extremely high social skills, and brainwashing at grandmaster level.

That's your fault, not an excuse.

We have all almost killed each other at some point or another, the only reason we are together is because we're the only ones who know about the ancient evil that is about to be unleashed on the land.

>what's your excuse?

This party of gene-modded mutants, rock-men, androids, and other wannabe Stalkers are the first real friends our hellspawn protagonist has ever had.

There are basically no normal humans out here in robotown.