How can I get the emperor's sword?

Its f-f-for s-science

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You realize 40k isn't real, right? You can't actually get anything from 40k in real life because it isn't real. Please put the figures down and go outside a little, remember what is real and what is fake.

Girlyman has it

That being said, you'd have to take it from Rowboat Girlyman's cold dead hands.

If I kilz him I can haz it?

It won't glow unless you belive in humankind as hard as at least Roboute.

>not posting a better pic

Bad OP, no sword!

I'm suddenly curious why Big E doesn't have a stormbolter on his powerclaw.

Mindbullets

>He doesn't know that 40k is a prequel to our current world.
After the Emperor died he ascended to godhood and ate all the chaos gods. Doing it created a psychic backslash that eliminated all life in the galaxy and made all electric devises on Terra useless.
That's why all religions on earth have some kind of humanoid god. They're all worshipping the Emperor with different names

2017 is actualy 100k

Against 99.99% of opponents the sword is just a formality.

Canon says the opposite, and the swiss alps are actually where the golden throne will one day be built.

In cannon is based on ancient corrupted data slates.
It's only partially real. That's why the canon keeps contradicting itself.

Time is cyclical you idiot! All that has happened will happen once again! There is no beginning, and no end!

>Slaanesh always existing despite being made by Eldar is because of this

>After the Emperor died he ascended to godhood and ate all the chaos gods.
Then how do you explain Trump? He's clearly a chaos Daemon of some kind.

That would be kind of depressing after a while, being so insanely powerful that you could instantly disintegrate any and all enemies. I can imagine the Emperor would get bored and make a sword just to make it somewhat of a challenge.

Emperor's Sword sat on his lap for 10,000 years then was taken by Girlyman

>I will do as you ask, father. I shall be your sword against the enemies of the Imperium, as in times past.
>That is good. Now leave.
>As a symbol of my new role, I shall carry your sword into battle.
>My what?
>Your sword, father. A flaming beacon, slashing at the hearts of your enemies, even though you no longer have arms to bear it.
>Do not take my fucking sword.
>Thank you for this honour. Farewell, my Emperor.
>That was all I had left.

Shit, you're right, I forgot he had that sitting there next to that one broke-ass arm of his.

Keep your leftist bullshit to yourself, tumblrite

If you mean tabletop I can sell it for pennies, I don't need it since I used Girlymans' body as demon prince corpus.

>the reason there are so many Cyphers and Alphariusses is because they keep time travelling forward from previous iterations of themselves

What happened to Emp's armour? Did Dorn strip him naked before he sat him on the throne?

Old canon said fragments of it were included in every Crux Terminatus. That was back when 40K had mysticism and legends and crap, before they started trying to think about logical implications.

Trying is the key word there

I thought the Tjrone was sitting on top of Nottingham, while the Astronomicon is on Mt. Everest.

>Old canon
Still is.

The Throne covers most of the Himalayas, and the Astronomicon is not physicaly anywhere. The Throne powers it and it shines in the warp. The closest thing to a physical element of the Astronomicon that does the shining is the Emperor himself.

The Astronomicon has its own structure, it's discussed in Watchers of the Throne: The Emperor's Legion

From the depiction in a Wolf of Ash and Fire (which I think is the only canonical account of how he fights), he uses the sword quite a bit.

>Then the Emperor was amongst them.
His sword was a bluesteel shimmer, too fast to follow with the naked eye. He moved through the orks without seeming to move at all, simply existing at one point to kill before appearing elsewhere to reap greenskin lives by the score. Each blow struck with the force of an artillery impact, and shattered bodies flew from his sword as though hurled aside by a bomb blast.
Nor was his sword the Emperor’s only weapon.
His outstretched gauntlet blazed with white-gold fire, and whatever the flames touched disappeared in explosions of red cinders and ash. He battered orks to bonelessness with bludgeoning blows, he crushed them with invisible coils of force and he repelled their gunfire with thoughts that turned their rounds to smoke

So he uses psychic powers and swordplay in combination. But it doesn't seem, from that account, he has much need of a stormbolter tacked onto the back of his claw.

He actually has his own bolter (as he invented them), I think it was mentioned in Master of Mankind.

Has it ever been revealed what happened to his power claw? The armor is in pieces inside every Crux Terminatus, Guilliman has the sword, the bolter is missing and the claw is nowhere to be found.

tfw you realize you walk on Holy Terra while others spend generations in pilgrimage to reach it only to stare for 1 second at an altar.

Not as far as I know.

lol he's right tho

No fucking wonder half of the primarchs rebelled.

The Emperor prohibited psykers, but use psychic power in battle himself

Maybe that's why he used physical weapons in the first place. It could at least look like he was just an extremely deadly martial fighter and not simply merking people with his mind. He had to limit the hypocrisy in the eyes of his followers.

yeah, and it's big as fuck, but the machine the Astronomicon. The light itself shines from the Emperor, not from some sort of a physical super ancient lightbulb.

Triggered !

Hello, Mortarion.

Best primarch. Typhus ruined everything.

That's like fragments of the holy cross - of course you can find them everywhere.

>keep /pol/ in /pol/
>except when I agree though xD
Leftists are interesting.

This sure is related to the God Emperor of Mankind and/or to his sword.

>biggest fucking loser among the Primarchs, Typhus saved that Legion's face
ftfy, when you're more pathetic then LORGAR, you know it's time to die

>Hey, guys, i kinda have SEVERAL DOZEN MILLENNIA of experience with this shit and also know infinitely more about it then you, could you not be so reckless until i am satisfied that you are learned and experienced enough to properly use it?
Such hypocrisy.

Calm down, Kairos.

This.

lmao you can't prove me wrong so you go for ad hominem

>until i am satisfied that you are learned and experienced enough to properly use it?
You're not going to get experience if you don't practice.

Are you a retard? Why do you answer obvious low quality bait?

Going full retard =/= practicing, and he didn't forbid psychic powers, just sorcery, and half of his fucking sons petitioned him to censure psykers.

I remember that sword sat on Guillman's lap, nad when he was ressurected by Yvraine he used the sword to rape CSM.

Yes, he forbid psychic power. That's why the librariums of the legions were forbidden

Because Magnus went full retard.

Possibly destroyed in the fight with Horus

the wheel will turn my friend

Min-FUCK

He forbade them after Magnus' sorcery was revealed and after petitions from some of the Primarchs.

stupid woolhead
*tugs braid*

i actually discovered the Wheel of Time througb Blind Guardian but never found the book in free epub or pdf
so i can't understand the refference

if you have them, it would awesome, just like you :D

So what? He's still a hypocrite that should be killed

Hello Erebus, how you doing?

t. Tzeentch

>You realize 40k isn't real, right?

What IS that sword anyway?
Purified water fire? Is it formed from every good and pure thought people have had about fire?

Warp fire*

An argumentum ad hominem is an insult designed to undermine the argument of the opposition and not just an insult.
I merely pointed out that you're a hypocrite and really don't care about “proving you wrong.“
Your point is so dumb that it's unnecessary, I'm not arguing with you, I'm pointing my finger at you so people have somebody to laugh at.

See above.

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Disregard what this user said OP, he is an heretic and a heathen.

Only the Captain's Crux Terminatus, which maybe a thousand to 1500 exist.

Anyone got a copy of that? I haven't read it yet.

>I'm not arguing with you, I'm pointing my finger at you so people have somebody to laugh at.
What's the point? Nobody is going to laugh. You're just giving the attention he wants