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Ah, those haribo bears. I remember a nurse using that to get people emptied. Always served at least 5 of them, and then allowed the patient to use the washroom.

Innards were clean as a whistle and it was so cheap too!

This is fucking brilliant.

>not moving their legs, waist, or elbows while striking
They had it coming.

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Bumping just because that shit is hilarious.

Mine isn't that good. Any suggestions?

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Rolled 4 (1d20)

>counterspells on an Extort deck

So brilliant it was posted in both filename threads at the same time!

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>Wizards fight in an anti-magic zone

it is legitimately one of my favorite images I have

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*too far gone

Why is this the wrong color?

Excellent name, but not Veeky Forums

Fuck.

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I don't know much about Made in Abyss other than that it's morbid, depressing, yet comfy, but I understood that reference anyways.

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>not great cleave

Come ON

i have no clue, my good man.

>not Veeky Forums

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Ha.

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I know I'm reposting, but...

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There is no correct answer, because the question is a multiple choice opinion piece, and I fuck the GM

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There actually is a correct answer. Sorta.

Since each answer can be argued for being correct or incorrect, the correct choice is E) 100%. However, because you literally cannot choose this option, the answer is actually C) 0%.

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Explain

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It's bullshit, and literally the opposite is true. 5e's dual wielding falls off considerably after 5th level

It's just tremendously easy in 5e

Click the spoiler to forget.

>(except for clerics, rogues, barbarians, and paladins)

yeah i gave it an upvote!

First chuckle this whole thread.

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What's this from?

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Is this like one of those magic eye puzzles? I was always really lousy at those.

Is it normal to start to see color spirals that seem to be trying to resolve themselves into some kind of coherent patern?

^Failed their Will Saves

>DW clerics, barbarians, and paladins
>no TWF Fighting Style
>not using GWM

enjoy your shit damage

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Multiple attacks means more options to proc additional damage dice, especially for clerics/rogues/paladins.

Level two paladin can kill an allosaurus in one turn with a double smite.

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True for rogues and paladins, but IIRC clerics can only proc their damage on one attack per turn

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Gif

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Rolled 7, 5 = 12 (2d8)

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I think the hardest i've managed to hit for with a dual wield paladin was somewhere in the 300+ range? Self Hasted myself, had a teammate concentrating on Hold Monster and i swung into the monster 4 times applying smites to all 4 attacks, all 4 landed and were autocrits from Hold Monster.

This was around level 15 or 16.

youtube.com/watch?v=AfKZclMWS1U