>Your party is travelling through a dark and dense forest >Suddenly, you spot a little purple light shining at you from between the trees >It moves closer until you can make out a strange little white creature, smiling at you >It seems to be beckoning for you to follow it
>While shining a light and pretending to be a guide, it leeches off the life force of any who follow it.
Wow, what a dick
Andrew Jackson
Ghost, dark, fairy and psychic pokemons get weird and creepy
Cooper Powell
That's why you contain them in pokeballs and force them to fight
William Torres
If you are magically turning people into breedable monstergirls, I dont see how the starting gender of the victim is supposed to matter here. If polymorphing is happening anyway, whether you started off with a uterus doesnt have much bearing on whether you end up with one.
Logan Reed
I don’t blame /vp/ for spilling over into Veeky Forums. /vp/ is unironically the most hateful board
Also, I’d probably see if it’s friendly and make a pet out of it. Or stomp it with my Half-Orc boot.
Jacob Green
Wait, that thing has a missile attack?
Mason Davis
capture it, care for it, and let it sit on my head like an adorable mining hat
Isaiah Nguyen
The fuckers in pic related *literally* sink cruise ships and kill everyone on them in order to feast on their lifeforce. Ghost-Types are fucking terrifying.
Sebastian Collins
Let alone the junji ito ones.
Xavier Hall
And then thre's this shithead. It seems that no matter their own origins throughout the world, Ghost-Types will always be the most straight-up evil amongst the Pokemon types.
Carter Bailey
>Eventually turns into a big fucking chandelier that consumes people's souls
Jeez
Evan Morris
>Duskull is literally Pokemon-boogeyman >Dusclops is a ghost black hole >Dusknoir is essentially the Grim Reaper.
Benjamin Brown
I mean it doesn't actually kill you it just takes a bit of your lifeforce. I think that's essentially what bioelectricity will do with self fueling wearables. It takes a bit of the heat of your skin and runs the electronics in the wearables.
Except this thing is cute and sentient too, so it's a pretty great thing. Perfect wearable.
Leo Diaz
Why would you want any other Pokémon for companionship when gardevoir exists.
Jace Edwards
gardevoir looks too feminine. i like twinks not femboys or.... giiirls.
Aiden Morgan
You realize that gardevoir can be male too right?
Joshua Price
It’s Mega Form does. Only Pokemon with Plant/Dragon type too
William Russell
still looks too feminine
Austin Myers
>I mean it doesn't actually kill you it just takes a bit of your lifeforce. Nah man, that's what it wants to you think. It wants all that life juice
Nathaniel Sanchez
Enjoy some degeneracy
Nicholas Hall
Some of them just look like they have spikes rammed through their chest.
Kayden Gray
That depends on whether or not we know where we're going. If we do know, ignore it. If we don't, there are a lot of things to take into account.
/vp/ is full of pedos, furries, and fartfags, or at least a few loud no-lifes.
They probably just eat Pokemon. Why kill the human homeowner if he or she ends up attracting pests for the Chandelure to eat up?
Jackson Roberts
A challenger appears.
Josiah Anderson
>Sandyghast has possessed people turn it into a Sand Castle just to life drain them, and bury their bones underneath.
Gavin Gutierrez
>Grave robbers who mistake them for real coffins and get too close end up trapped inside their bodies. Fuck ghost pokemon, they all up to some shit
What if they enjoy the taste of human souls?
Tyler Anderson
>quads Oh yes.
Gabriel Martin
Is someone on the pokemon team bitter that they don't get to work on horror games?
Alexander Nelson
Gen V had the best ghost types.
Alexander Campbell
Well I mean, they're ghost types. Death is kinda in the description.
Michael Bailey
I throw a pokeball at it, then realize that was just a toy ball, I don't have any pokeballs. While it's distracted by the ball, I run up to it then kick it till it's down. I didn't plan this far ahead, what do I do now?
Benjamin Garcia
I respectully bow and ask it its name.
Hunter King
I cast Sending and contact the local exorcists.
Hunter Foster
>Gen V had the best pokemon FTFY
Jacob Thomas
its cute but I aint following, hes goin straight in a lantern