Okay Veeky Forums, the Dark Lored has risen again...

Not only is it porn, it's porn even before the page with OP's image in the story.

>what are your plans on stopping this from happening again in the future after you defeat them?

Why, to summon beings from beyond this realm to destroy the world of course!

Only one person catches the typo?

nu/tg/ is utterly pathetic.

Not only is it porn, it's a one-shot.

Oh shit its you!

Good job nimrod, you turned the dark lord -a concise and definable entity to defeat- into a fucking concept. You fucked us all over. Now instead of stabbing the fuck and being fine until next time, ae have to deal with "the dark" forever.

After someone points it out there's no point in replying further on it except being a pedantic nigger.
The entire thread is just shitpost bait anyways so who gives a fuck.

>Step 1- destroy body with whatever means
>Step 2- destroy mind with fucked up space squid bullshit
>Step 3- destroy soul by feeding it to Nurbflg'tharg'tph the asshole flayer from the dimension of excessive syllables

>but you're just as bad as him if you do thet :^((
nigga i don't give a fuck, you should have thought of this before making a Great Old One Warlock in charge of planning his defeat.

What if its a different demon lord that rises every time?
You utterly anihilated 1 demon lord but there are some prophecies where a new demon lord appears like 100 years after the defeat of the previous.

Blow up the wiki's servers.

It was never a dark lord to begin with, only a dark lored. Understanding breeds contempt.

Blow up the next one the same way?
I mean eventually they're gonna run out of prophecies and/or demon lords, and Great Old Ones aren't at risk of dying to old age nor is their mortal servant that keeps feeding them tasty demon lords.

Alternatively you could just find where these demon lords are powering up/being an ancient evil prior to awakening/just chillin and deal with them there

>Dark Lored

I cannot oppose his mastery of Dark Lore. It is simply impossible to do. I would have to destroy all knowledge to stop him.

Played a game where one of the characters took one for the team sort-of force relationshipped the villain. Ostensibly the idea was so that it would be easier to keep an eye on them and attempt to reform them but really it was to "corrupt" their bloodline with good. It sort of worked, so there's that.

Lol

Baleful polymorph him into a little girl.

Not sufficient data for meaningful answer.

>It sort of worked
did you end up creating neutral lords?

completely and utterly destroy his soul

Well, naturally I'm going to become immortal and act as an eternal guardian.

Which one is this?

More or less. The villain wanted and was supposedly destined to rule over the land, and/or so was their line. So by the character marrying and having a family with the villain, the character being royalty, eventually the villains line ended up ruling over the land but through legitimate succession and genuine rule. By then the badness had been relatively bred out, it was like 3 generations later.

Justice will triumph, as long as there is hope for man. I leave nothing but these words as inspiration, and put my trust in the future. If the world is worth saving, then a hero will step forth when the Dark Lord rises again. If the call goes unanswered, then man will have chosen their own fate.

The Dark Lord is a test of will, a necessary trial to prove mankind's worth.

And what happens when you search for a hero among the very last humans, squabbling in the dust of their doomed civilization, silently awaiting extinction?

There is no justice for the dead, user. No hero can save men from time.

But time can slay the Dark just as well as any sword can, you see?

It all balances out, in the end.

Entropy gives zero fucks about evil lords either, so its a win lose lose situation.

So are we going to have to steer this campaign into an unholy alliance of Good and Evil versus the manifestation of Universal Entropy?

If we don't then I'm going to regret playing a wizard and only selecting spells that can be used to make perpetual motion machines.

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Steal his power and resources and do it myself. This place deserves a better class of criminal. And I'm gonna give it to them!

Grant both of us immortality. We shall be locked into an eternal duel, as we have finally found a worthy opponent in eachother!

I fling it into the far future where humanity's righteousness is law.

Links?

Obviously I get 7 sages to bind my soul into a holy weapon at the time of my death, which they'll seal away in a hidden temple that can only be opened by the combination of 7 relics, each imbued with the power of one of the sages and sealed away in its own hidden temple.

That way everything's in place for the next Chosen One who rises to face the next Dark Lord.

Thanks. That was awesome.

I don't get it. Is 7 significant in some way here? Looks like a coincidence.

7's a holy number.

>implying England haven't been the demon realm since eons.
Nice try

>Dark Lord has risen again

Whip up a magical anti-viagra potion and force feed it to him.

>/ss/
Not even once.

>/ss/
ALWAYS

Become immortal and as time marches on and values change inevitably become the next BBEG myself.

>/ss/
Fascist bitch.

/ss/+wincest is best

Still not seeing the connection.

What's the appeal of /ss/? Isn't it technically pedo?

That's not the appeal.

The appeal is having fantasy sex with a milfy mother-type figure for people who didn't get enough love from their real mother.

>What's the appeal of /ss/?
Personally? reminiscing

You lucky dog.

Why need the kid then? It's not like there isn't plenty of porn with motherly figures fucking whatever age the viewer/reader might be? Why insert into the kid?

You poor fool.

It's more motherly that way. The dependency, diminished agency and authority figure of the mother is emphasized. It's a self-insert. An adult man with a MILF isn't particularly motherly.

And you didn't call the cops?

(What do you mean exactly?)
To be honest I'm actually into something like /ss/, but it's not sexual, at least everything past 2nd base is where it starts to make me really uncomfortable, though maybe I'm worried about a slippery slope that doesn't exist for all Freud knows. I just want to be a kid again and have a big stepsister/older female friend who wants me to be happy and successful. I just wanted to ask everyone else to see if they think the same as I do.
I was always stressed out by my mom because she has to deal with so much stress in her life and I feel I'm failing her by adding to that stress. I think that deep down she's disappointed in me and at this point she is in denial about me being mediocre and inadequate. I had to associate with not-normal siblings, so I already feel really doubtful about my potential.. I'm also burdened with regrets that I cannot get over, even if a normal person could write each of them off as just a common child's mistake, so there's the desire to start over.
Oh and did I mention that I'm so much of a virgin that I haven't even attempted to flirt with anyone? The vast majority of girls, and hopefully people in general, don't want to fuck kids, but just having a 16+ girl approach me because I'm an adorable kid makes things easy for me. From there I can learn a thing or two about how to talk to girls when I progress into maturity and gain some confidence.

PS is not me, but still a viable question anyways.

Why would I? It was entirely consensual (statutory) rape.
Though my parents would try to get her into a trouble for it. If they ever knew.

I mean... how old are you?

In my 20s, but not Christmas Cake yet if that term can be applied to guys.

Well, I hope that you at least turned out ok.

Honestly - not quite, but one is not related with the other.
When she got hands on me the damage was already done.

Was she hot? A teacher? Tell us more.

I'm just going to post this.

Of course she was! Though it's hard to say how objective my judgement can be due to obvious bias and the whole thing happening well over a decade ago.
She was college student, something finance, office lady type. I was in primary (elementary) school - "mature for my age" and math nerd. We met through some school contest that I was attending and she supervising and became friends, at that point it was more of a big sister thing.

As for the Day D - that was couple months after we met, I got left home alone for a weekend and invited her over. I kind of had no idea what I'm doing, so I did the most cliche date setup imaginable - pizza, wine, candles, sweets, movies, condoms.
She was super impressed, I got a kiss as a reward, we had fun just talking and stuff. Then as we were cleaning up, she noticed the last piece of my setup. Asked me what it was for. I stammered something and she went "Alright, I'll show you what those are for." Obviously she was taking the lead, and it was totally vanilla. That is until we ran out, because I only got a 3 pack and had stamina for more. She was happy to improvise but wouldn't let me go bareback because "that would be giving me bad example".

Never figured is she already went there with that idea in mind or if it was spontaneous decision.

Not when you're mentally inserting yourself in the place of the boy.

Go on some very enthusiastic dates.

That's a lot of kids for a kid.

to be fair. He's the legendary hero.

Motherfucker...

Does that make him immortal, or are they adopted kids?

Those species reach maturity quickly.

It suddenly occurs to me now, but A halfbreed child born of something along the lines of humanXelf /ss/ could potential he end up looking older than their "shota" parent

What if it's less "Evil Demon Lord" and more "Sentai Final Boss"? Can that work?

I hunt down and eliminate all the Irish, in order to eliminate the Dark Lord's bloodline and prevent him from rising again.

>1000 women
How is that something to be disturbed by? I understand 1000 a day, but 1000 period? Even if he only impregnates one woman every other day, that's still only 6 years. He can do it in a year if he impregnates 3-4 women a day. That's very doable.

Maybe with magic assistance, normally no that's not some easy feat.

He has a witch with him that guarantees fertility, so yes magical assistance is completely covered.

In the context of that hentai. Normally, or without magic it would be a difficult thing to do.

What happens to the villain if the hero becomes darker than he ever was? By turning the world against me, can I save it?

>Difficult thing to do
The only difficult thing would be to find enough women - one impregnation per day would take less than 3 years, so if someone with average stamina manages a quick creampie every few hours (not counting time to sleep), it's pretty much guaranteed to happen in a decade.

You're assuming every encounter results in a pregnancy.

A more efficient way is to have all women go on pilgrimage to the capital and obtain vials of his magical jizz which they can implant on their own. That way the boy (wtf pedo japs) can impregnate hundreds of women in one day.

This Average conception chance isn't great, and trying too much reduces success.

This is a better way but shelf life of the stuff is an issue.

He still has to defeat the Dark Lord, impregnating the Kingdom's women is more of a mandatory side quest while he fights monsters.

>one impregnation per day would take less than 3 years
Looks like he averages 7 a day, with #49 and #50 being the threesome he had with the Innkeeper and her daughter.

>Hero defeats dark lord
>Bring him back to capital
>Have women line up to fuck him

>Dark lord kills hero or he just dies along the way, even by something stupid like dysentery or tripping and breaking his neck

desu if you have magic then why not just store his juice in magic jars or something, and overtime have some quota of kids to put out. Easier than studding the kid out.

I remember the time that happened to me. Fucking magical realm pervert DM.

Actually, if "a few hours" averages around 2.5, and just over 12 hours a day is allocated to it, then that's five sexings a day.
If every instance of sex resulted in impregnation, then it would only take about 7 months to impregnate a thousand woman.

With the conservative estimate of about 10 years, that means any impregnation rate over about 5.5% will reach 1,000 pretty easily.

This all assumes he is actually more capable by virtue of being the distant descendant of the hero.

I'm actually a little curious about what these notes say.

That's relying on magic and if your'e going that far then to better suit your magical realm why should there be any limits on the logistics? You might as well try for 1000 in a day, with magic help.

>Gets some gatorade
>Gets vitamin tablets
>Stockpiles lube and MREs

Lets.
Fucking.
Do.
This.

>Having sex every couple hours for most of a day requires magic
It's easy as cake with a teenager's sex drive, and could probably hold up after that with habituation.