This campaign is going to be set in wales

What's the Kingdoms tax policy. (Not joking, I play as a merchant.)

Make him a King Arthur ripoff.

Depends, how awful is their accent/pronounciation?

Could they say this?
youtube.com/watch?v=fHxO0UdpoxM

Well there's a few options that seem likely (, , ), or it could just be Deep Ones, but I expect cool castles whatever happens

Can't wait to hunt dragons.

My heart melted a little.

Good setting if you're looking at something historical. I like the 12th century - Wales on the periphery of the Angevin empire so you get Norman knights and Marcher lords on the borders and in the South getting mixed up in wider dynastic squabbles and chivalry, Welsh princes and rebellions, even a bit of Irish over the sea for good measure. Everything you need.

>The GM did not specify clearly and actually meant Whales and not Wales.

Cachau bant

>roll up an ex soldier who wants to dethrone the king of wales and conquer all of britain
>arrive and explain my PC first
>everyone else rolled up blue whales
>except that one edgelord who rolls a killer whale

That was a good pun.

With charcters named Pritchard, Daint, Joyce and Michael.

Leeks, longbows and laverbread.
Celtic Druids in Caer Dyffed.

"Fuck you, gm! Fuck you and your fucking Arthurian hard-on. I'm not playing in the sheep-fucking equivalent of American Deep South. You can take your shitty location and shove it up your ass. Arthur is dead and never coming back."

some like that.
Or really I'll say "Okay" and a make a character

A R A F

Cofiwch, daethoch chi hyn ar eich pen eich hun!

Wales would be quickly overpopulated if there were satyrs and fauns

I'd probably use it as an excuse to re-watch Hinterland.

>how would you respond?
ABOUT FUCKIN' TIIIIIMMMMMME

My dream is to play in a post-apocalyptic campaign where society has gone to shit, guns have become largely obsolete/unworkable, and the players play themselves with the conceit that they thought ahead of the game and managed to squat a Welsh castle before shit really hit the fan -- Kidwelly or Conwy, for instance. Now they have to protect themselves and their turf, figure out how to rebuild/re-fortify the slighted castle, deal with what kind of a society to set up in the absence of any preexisting society and so on.

I have lots of ideas for it but I'll never run it because that's not what I want, I want to be a player.

Can I play as a half-sheep?

Why wouldn't you be able to play as a Welshman in a game set in Wales?

>equivalent of the American deep south
That's northern ireland you're thinking of.

King arthur and that other saxon king who legend had it sailed off to the west to escape the normans and then a bunch of anthropologists in the 18th century became convinced he'd actually made it because there was a native tribe on the east coast who had ginger hair and their language was a bit like welsh if you ignore all the things that weren't.

only if I get an effeminate pan bf

Fantasy Wales? So, the Chronicles of Prydain?

I'm in.

Of course!

Good. Then let the mating BEGIN! Ahahahaha!

No, my name is Culhwch, son of Cilydd, son of Celyddon and Goleuddydd

It's true. All of it

Right?

>go to barry
>all the NPCs are also called barry
>they all look identical
>we need to find a guy called barry who has information for us

sauce?

From a previous thread about tieflings getting rejected by everyone because of their looks:

>be me, Shepard.
>spend months, years, with nothing but sheep
>NOTHING. BUT. SHEEP.
>One day, woman comes by. Has horns. has hooves. is sheep woman.
>Goddess of Sheep has blessed me for my faithful tending of the sheep!
>holyboner.illumination
>share simple food and drink with her. blurt out she's beautiful
>oh fug, what did I do.
>she blushes, gets shy, thanks me. pulls out winesack, cheese, even starts a fire with magic.
>pull out wool blankets, get comfey
>make love.
>mfw six months later have magical sheep-woman wife.

>Pwllheli

How do you pronounce that?

Prepare for maximum banter.

Use saucenao you lazy newfag.

OY GOVENAH! FANCY WE GET A PINT AN AVE AN OL SLAP AN TICKLE IN THE BACK O MUH LORRY?

>Oh great, a game about inbreds and sheepshaggers.

Alternatively
>So it's a game set in England?

DON'T KNOW KNOW HOW I SURVIVED
THE CREW WAS ALL CHEWED ALIVE
I MUST OF SLIPPED BETWEEN HIS TEETH
BUT OH WHAT PROVIDENCE
WHAT DIVINE INTELLIGENCE
THAT YOU SHOULD SURVIVE AS WELL AS ME
IT GIVES MY HEART GREAT JOY TO SEE YOUR EYES FILL WITH FEAR
SO LEAN IN CLOSE AND I WILL WISPER THE LAST WORDS YOU'LL HEAR

youtu.be/iPAr7kL-mmg

Let's put it like this,
"Carmarthen" is pronounced with an L and no Rs.

> Kidwelly or Conwy
>not raiding caldey-island, killing all the monks and taking over the FULL STOCKED AND EQUIPPED MONASTERY ISLAND
caldey-island.co.uk/

They're cool guys though, why raid them?

Trade with them maybe, join them possibly, but raiding them is uncalled for.

From what I recall their chocolate is pretty good. Don't think I was old enough for the beer

So a new zealander?

>Pan

>not a sleazy rapist

>of all greek gods

Well, there was Zeus....

How fun and enjoyable the campaign ends up depends 99% on the quality of the players and the GM.

The setting and even the system matter almost not at all.

>How big is this fucking whale if you can make a whole campaign out of it?

Wales. Not Whale
That means there's more than one

>Wait. So you're telling me that we'll have to travel throughout many whales?

Also Gareth Bale??

>Cetacean centipede

>Tomboyish sheepdog waifu inadvertently becomes party leader by instinctively herding sheepfolk party members

That image seemed like less of a trap from the thumbnail, I swear. But yeah, it'd be fun to see.

>Tomboyish sheepdog waifu

I build a fire and try to get the whale to sneeze

I believe that's more of a rural thing than a Welsh thing.

I can see it's not set in Sardines, Jim.
This reference is 60 years old.

Are we going to be using Mythic Britain for Runequest 6? If so, can I run a Druid?

LOOK AT THE FLOCK
THEY'RE ALL IN SHOCK
HERE COMES THAT MUTTON FAN
LAY OFF THE FLEECE
GIVE THEM SOME PEACE
DON'T BE A BARN DOOR MAN

youtube.com/watch?v=GFzgYeUN6iQ

I will be playing Jones 612.

...

MEN OF HARLECH STOP YOUR DREAMING

fucker took my joke

Put points into sheep shagging.

Ask the GM if I can be the Fresh Prince of Cwmbran

youtube.com/watch?v=dvuxYxmlfrc

Mae hyn yn rhywfaint o fwlgar cyflawn ac ni fyddaf yn sefyll ar ei gyfer.

>This campaign is going to be set in wales
>Your gm says that, how would you respond?
So like, a regular pretend England game?

I assume the castles in Wales aren't as big.

Cymreag, ar Veeky Forums? Dim rwybeth byddai wedi disgwyl gweld heddiw.

They're pretty big actually, normans and later baronies made a lot of money from wool, and it's fine sheep grazing lands (too hilly for anything else really) and it's where the "english" longbowmen were all from because of welsh (yew), and no one in the area liked the conquering armies so that means castles fucking everywhere, especially given most of the big settlements and ports being prime viking bait.

They have 34 words for depression.

As long as it's actually set in Wales and not welsh flavored england I'm down with it.

South Wales is garbage, North is the best

I grew up in Conwy

But I don't have the patience to learn to spell anything there right

Not ewen barry?

What time period? Wales up until it was fully conquered by England could be pretty neat.
>Viking raids
>Frequent skirmishes with Marcher Lords
>Various minor princes vying for power
I would totally play a campaign based around seating one of the group's characters or an NPC the group works for on the throne as king of all Wales with the goal of retaking chunks of Britain from the Saxon dogs.

>One player rolls up a Blue Whale
>Snowflake rolled up a Narwhal
>That Guy rolled up a Sperm Whale
>Edgelord rolled up a Killer Whale

This is probably a mistake for him, as I know Wales like the back of my hand. I'll elect to keep quiet about this for now and annoy him later by pointing out every geographical mistake he makes and suggesting shortcuts for everything.

Also I make sure we avoid Newport. Fuck Newport. I can only imagine how that shithole looks in WoD.

Do you work for the Knight Shop?

>Fuck Newport. I can only imagine how that shithole looks in WoD.

As I liked that part of Ocarina of Time myself, I would tell the GM that I am happy about the decision.

Hell no, we moved over 17 years ago. I'm in England now nigga

is the GM allowing you to have power armor?

so south wales?

Any Welsh person on the internet lives in South Wales. Nobody lives in North Wales anymore since the steelworks closed and Mid Wales can't read English.

>Mae hyn yn rhywfaint o fwlgar cyflawn ac ni fyddaf yn sefyll ar ei gyfer.

We love you adorable sheepshaggers, it's all in in fun.

Can I get an English version ABOVE this, please?

What era?

Otherwise I look forward to see what he comes up with.

I was just driving through Shropshire and just over the border to visit all the castles and such; plenty of great stories from the Civil War, like this old hunting lodge that was a ruin at the time where 30 men held out until hundreds until lured out and shot/cudgeled to death by a false truce.

Bigger than the cows from Scotland.

K, What time period is it set on?

I would be down to play. I'd also make my character name have more letters than some novels

>Arthur is dead and never coming back.
I'm an American, so why did this sentence make me upset?