Let's invert the usual bullshit

10 fatigue damage to the face.

Like every other human enemy that can’t take my tank lazer.

Shadowrun:

Troll muscle for some tard reason thinks that every teenage and younger female needs to be babysat so he'd be all for taking her under his wing and raising her

Human mage flips out over the ghost of a chance of the possibility that there's a risk that this kid might be a magical savant and runs away

Dwarf sniper turns her into red mist

Elf gunner full autos with APDS the most dangerous looking person in the enemy party

Guess which one I am

>10 fatigue damage to the face
Blue board!

worst trope
this

I have a lazer that makes people tired

What are you implying, user?

My party, being goody two-shoes to those that show "obvious" signs of not being really bad guys, would kill the rest and spare her and attempt to "rescue" her.
Later on while they travel to the nearest town to drop her off, I have her steal all of their magical items that aren't strapped down, kill their horse, break their wagon, and run off because Stealth and Deception Expertise and reliable talent.
She also applies glue to the wizard's component pouch.

Before reading the second line, I thought it was gonna be about how the coming of the evil overlord was prophetized and all the babies in his village were put in jail as a preventive mesure.
I'm disappoint.

Assuming that the rest of the enemy party seems dangerous? Target with extreme prejudice, since in order to keep up she has to be one hell of a wizard. Also call the police on the DM.

youtube.com/watch?v=K3hAVT2sDqQ

Switch allegiance, swear loyalty to our new mistress.
Subsequently topple ENEMY leadership and instill loli in command.
Convert loli into benevolent autocrat with constant pampering.
Groom loli into waifu, unless it's actually ageless entity taking form of a loli, in which alternative waifu right away.

The villain doesn't kill you because he'd be just like you

Let's make a happy-go-lucky setting

That's a honeslty good twist, with the added benefit of preventing TPK.
And as the heroes have an epiphany, he throws them in a vietcong reeducation camp.

>Let's invert the usual bullshit.
So the 40k galaxy is in my favourite setting

i use Smite evil... with the broadside of the sword. she's about to get a Biblical spanking

I just make her faint with my psionic powers, then turn her into the local law inforcement.

I’ve been dealing with scp style bullcrap for a while now, a little girl with a knife will be a welcome reprieve.

I once did a thread where I took infant immortality and turned them into child soldiers

We act under the presumption she is using anagathics and treat her like other combatants. Though naturally we will likely be a little less shooty if we can avoid harming someone who looks like a child.

You say that, but there are porn ads along the top of the page...

really? All I got is click bait.

>ads

Same way the quran and the hadith tell us to: enslave her as a concubine.

Depends on how smug she is.

Treat her as seriously as anybody else who turns a blade to me.

RIP you kiddo.

It is the priority target, it is probably the DPS or Support

She's super smug. One of her character traits is to always be smug.

Depends. Since my Character is likely to be only a few years older than her, so he would be the most likeable to talk her out of killing us. The Werewolf would simply kill her, if she is a threat, the Dwarf would simply laugh in her face, as she tries to get trough his Plate Armour (Is fucking OP in our System), of course here assuming that she has now powers or shit like that. The deserted soldier would try to convince her to come with us, as he raised his sister and brother alone, same goes for the Healer, but just because she is a nice person. All in all, I think we all would defend us against her and knock her out if necessary, but defenitvly not kill her, unlike the rest of her party.

Well, how does it fare?

Or she's just a sadistic little girl who's power is throwing temper tantrums that let her swing a mace the size of a horse around like it's made of Styrofoam.
The enemy party only has her allegiance because their necromancer can create zombies/skeletons that the girl can torture and order around without anybody caring.

>You say that, but there are porn ads along the top of the page...
Weird, I don't see any ads on Veeky Forums.

At what point can you call the police, if calling the police would incriminate yourself?

>The entire enemy party has been incapacitated, save for the smug loli
>"Watch out, we're dealing with badasses over here! What're you gonna do, kill me?"
>Fifteen stabs, twelve arrows, seventysix fireballs and one nuke from orbit later she's still standing
>"And what is the next step of your master plan?"
>The bard tries to mumble something about planes and survivors as the smug loli just nods and smiles
>"Sad, I expected your last words to be something more original..."

>It also plays into why the "Darth Jar-Jar" meme actually has some credibility.
Honestly, the dark jar-jar rumor (after watching all the explanations and fan-theories) was so cool that I actually wanted them to do that. Would have made at least 2 good things come from the prequels (the other being the clone wars).

>the "Darth Jar-Jar" meme actually has some credibility

That's convenient because we have a shota on our side

Aim low.

Force feed her a potion that is ideally a knockout drug.

That image fucking triggers me.

People got to let go of trying to put specific labels on mythical creatures.

>I must not use mind controlling magic
>I must not use mind controlling magic
>I must not use mind controlling magic
>I must not use mind controlling magic
>I must not use mind controlling magic

I've got the token Chaotic Evil edgelord of the group, who can usually be counted on to 'solve' the morally questionable shit in a pretty simple manner with few questions afterwards.

I expect the Lawful Neutral (played like a real LawfulBoring autistic Vulcan) party member to take her out too without much consideration, but if not you can expect my character to take her out. We're the two least caring party members by a mile. The peace loving druid and the rogue (also an asshole, but is a parent) might have some feels, and the noble and righteous cleric might hesitate.

This picture just seems off to me, unless he's like 4'5 or something. I'm a solid 120lbs higher than that lardball but easily a full third or even half his fat-ness, and I don't work out or eat healthy or anything.

Unless its kilos or something, being a fatass americlap I dont know how them fancy euro numbers work.

Kilos would make more sense.

Hey!

Time to kickstart my magical girl project!

>Somebody capped my post
1st time this has happened, do I get an award or get called a faggot now or something? This legit made my day.

Oh, and on the off chance you failed your forbidden lore check, it was the shopkeeper from Teaching Feeling.

> use own meta-knowledge to power level
> defeat counter-party's loli
use mind-control to gain a demigod as a sex slave

Smugdere best dere.
Just after yandere.

Despite what that game teaches you never headpat a drow loli. I can't find screencap why.. God damnit.

What about

smug yandere

...

Kill it.

Be fair, that depends.
You probably still don't want to be too attached to that arm and want to have a fair bit of (what you hope are unknown to them) defenses in case of shenanigans. It would be entirely possible you just created a dedicated personal foe who is likely to gain strong magic and use both cruelty and stealth.

...

>loli
we mock you

...

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>not having the loli be the BBEG

redemption quest time, ladies and gentlemen

well, if the same things apply to evil loli....

The best part of bbeg lolis is making the players earn their redemption if they want it.

The troll.

If I was a play I would honor kill the gm and if I was the gm I would apologize for apparently making a loli mary sue in a fugue state.

unless I gave ample warning that this is obviously a demon/dragon/god who just likes to run around as a little girl because they think its funny/are disgusting perverts or something.

The rest of my pussy-ass party would probably try to capture her and corrupt her into chaos or some bullshit. I'd just kill her and take her stuff. I fucking hate little girls, both in character and out.

The young prince (or son of some other noble) takes his station very seriously and is not a cowardly weakling.

NO. Your fantasy is shit! Only my autistic interpretation of fantasy is correct!
REEE!

What does this mean?

Foreign kingdom ruled by necromancer currently trying to ascend to lichdom.
Half the population is living dead. The freshly dead are almost immediately raised again. Some are even possessed by the spirits of the dead.
That is, they're possessed by the spirit of the person who once lived in that body. Those without spirits are used as manual labor to tirelessly till land and turn mills so that the living may pursue more intellectual endeavors. The Necromancer is only ascending to lichdom so that he can share the secrets of life beyond death with the rest of the kingdom and eventually create a world where no living man has to slave away in the fields and all can pursue their own dreams and aspirations.

is that a boy or a girl

Boy. Eyebrows give it away.

he's too cute

yes

I dunno. Jennifer Connelly rocked some pretty thick brows when she was young.

>yet another "not-evil Necromancer society that uses undead labor so the living can enjoy not having to toil" episode
Two questions:
1. You said that some of the undead are spirits possessing their former bodies, and that those without spirits are the real source of manual labor. Where do the ones without spirits come from, the ones you're using for labor?
2. What does this have to do with an enemy loli?

there are some models with really thick brows too, look at Cara Delevingne

Loli corpses are raised for the local brothel.

biggerluke.wikidot.com/bigger-luke

>turn her into the local law enforcement
Now the enemy party is Guard Captain Loli and her Halberdiers. How does this improve things?

We kill it for XP like the rest. Lolis a shit.

This makes me angry, Drake should be listed as ground wyvern. Both have 4 limbs

Just like our boy Joe Kony. Putting the infant back in infantry.

Pic related

Aim a bit lower

How does she look?
>Is she smiling with a shit eating grin and carrying the same quality of gear as the other enemies
If yes kill it like the rest and go about our day
>Is she wearing rags and shaking while holding a crappy weapon - probably a slave fighter.
Knock her out and 1 random, kill the rest, question them and decide to kill or help out

So buddy?

My character would try to redeem and convert her.

Granted, that's what she does for everyone that isn't obviously a literal monster (and even some of those too, if she knows they used to be human). But she's probably work extra hard at it for a loli.

1. some people don't want to keep on living, so I surmise they are in whatever ammounts to the afterlife in that setting.
2. the loli in the top of the thread is an inversion of a popular idea, and so is the idea you are replying to. its usually a necromancer creating undead out of a city, possibly to be efficient and provide meme lifespands but regardless, not the status quo, the idea is this is the status quo so now what? what adventures or player motivations arrise from it if any?

>some people don't want to keep on living
Enough that their bodies can power an entire kingdom? I kind of doubt that. Even if you get a few years to build up suicide corpses that's still going to be barely a fraction of the (presumably, continuing to grow) population.
I'm more interested in that poster's actual response to the question, and to be honest "good necromancer who uses undead as a labor-saving device" has been more or less played to death, at least on Veeky Forums.

>"good necromancer who uses undead as a labor-saving device" has been more or less played to death, at least on Veeky Forums.
no shit you moron that's why its an entire town already doing it.

>pic
Why do you lie like that?
All six are dragons no matter how hard you try to apply DnD rules to it.

I've yet to encounter a problem artillery can't solve.

Low power Superhero Campaign with largely respectable villains.
We're calling a timeout whilst our enemies explain why they are recruiting children. Then we'll be one short for the rest of the fight as one of us is playing babysitter until the police can take her.

However, as she likely has powers up the wazoo like some Superboy Prime, it's more then likely we are fighting her with the rest of the villains playing distraction.
Once she's apprehended, if she promises to not use her powers, we'll put in a good word for her and she can stick around as opposed to being shipped around half the world to super prison.

What if the enemy has more artillery?

More dakka is the only counter to dakka.