That DM and DMs Girlfriend thread

>Friend invites me to a game, GM wants another player
>Its at his house and I've never met him
>He seems like a normal person
>Pathfinder game set in MTG setting Tarkir
>His gf plays with us
>Solid 11/10
>Literally can't stop staring at her
>I can't stress the fact that this was the most attractive person I've seen in my entire life
>GM talks to me after a few sessions
>She asked him to kick me out of the group
>He tells me to just play it cool and I can stay
>Next session do nothing anyone would consider weird
>She openly calls me out in the middle of the game for saying "nice abs"
>Tells me I need to leave
>Explain that I was just trying to be nice
>No one tries to back me up
>Leave pissed off, never talk to that GM again

Fast forward to the present day
>GM is running another game
>Posts on Facebook looking for players
>I PM him and tell him I'm available
>He never responds to my message
>Friend who got me into the first game got in
>Still looking for players
>Just not me
>Bitch gf keeping me out of the group
>Now I'm left with no game

You said nice abs? You might be autistic

tee hee hee.

Oh, so we're doing this again.

>Literally can't stop staring at her

stop acting like a nigger and maybe people will want to play with you

Oh boi he back

Not GM but player

>We're doing a game with multiple characters per player
>Both sets of their characters are romantically involved
>all their dialogue and teamworking is between the romantic partners almost exclusively.
>Tell GM to split the party to alleviate this unfun
>he still pairs the Ships in teams together

I'm thinking of having one of my characters actively wedge them apart, but don't want to make them leave the group, cause they think I'm funny and clever.

they aren't "That DM and That DM's Girlfriend" -- you're That guy because you're creeping.

Ok, first of all, she was wearing a midriff, if you don't want people to see your stomach wear a full shirt. Second of all compliments and flirting are not the same thing.

This is some tasty pasta. Can I get the recipe?

Yeah I got you.

If you werent so ugly she would have acted differently to your advances

Mediocre bait

>She openly calls me out in the middle of the game for saying "nice abs"

Tardismo alert

Why do people repost the same threads over and over?

True version here:

>Frock islanders me to a gardener, GM wants another pleat
>Its at his housetop and I've never met him
>He seems like a normal pestilence
>Patron gardener set in MTG shade Tarkir
>His gladiator plays with us
>Solid 11/10
>Literally can't stop staring at her
>I can't stroller the fairy that this was the most attractive pestilence I've seen in my entire lightning
>GM talks to me after a few sextons
>She asked him to kick me out of the guarantor
>He tells me to just play it copse and I can stay
>Next sexton do nude anyone would consider whaler
>She openly calls me out in the mileage of the gardener for saying "nice abs"
>Tells me I need to leave
>Explain that I was just trying to be nice
>No one tries to back me up
>Leave pissed off, never talk to that GM again

Faun forward to the present dean
>GM is sable another gardener
>Postulates on Facebook looking for pleats
>I PM him and tell him I'm available
>He never retails to my metier
>Frock who got me into the fiver gardener got in
>Still looking for pleats
>Just not me
>Blackleg gladiator keeping me out of the guarantor
>Now I'm lemon with no gardener

It's like a litmus test for people who are new to Veeky Forums. Anyone who replies genuinely to the OP clearly doesn't know that it's pasta, so they get teased for it. It's all in good fun.

See, the trick here is to get some love triangles going. You get one of your characters going after one of hers, and the other of your character's going after one of his. Bonus points if you can get them on board, make it about drama.

It still might be annoying for everyone else, but at least you're in on the fun then.

...

>Thankfully, rather than going the Denko route...
looks like I'm reading the Denko threads again tonight

why didn't they just talk to you and not threaten to kick you out right off the bat, wtf?

why are people so thin skinned.

Don't know

>tfw out-of-my-league hot GF who plays themes that are fairly niche and clash with the vast majority of Veeky Forums's preferred styles but also thinks most Veeky Forumsfags in general are awkward fucks (which they are) and would smile and put up with them if she asked her to play in my other games but she doesn't so I don't have that problem.

Wew, stay mad snowflake.

That sucks that your bros didn't back you up.

Yeah, but they can be, and its not like yhe distinction there was particularly clear, was it?

Wasn't here for this so that's neat

>nice abs

Whew

Been a while for this one

I should've gotten into Veeky Forums sooner. These stories are gold.

try seeing women as human beings

Kek