What are the best servants for an Almighty wizard?

wonder how long it’s going to take homunculus user to show

>How to get backstabbed 101

>Keep almighty wizards and witches as your servants
>Of course they would vie for power and back-stab you
>Don't reveal to any of them that you have enchanted yourself so you body swap with anyone who tries to backstab you

>stab you in the front in a antimagic field

>Almighty
How about all of them?

>implying wizards can stab you with any sort of efficiency

If he's lucky, he might clip you in the arm and then you just run away.

>being this shit at Almighty wizardry
You fear us because we are greater than you. :)))

>not bathing in potions of adamantium skin.

Three types.
1. yes, beautiful women or men as appropriate to the wizard's tastes. A little hedonism keeps the depression at bay.
2. Metal or stone automata, intricately designed, to be more practical servants and hard labor. Also bouncers.
3. invisible agents to serve with mystic grace, giving the appearance of, say, self-cooking food and self-pouring wine.

>or men
Almighty and yet you choose to be a faggot

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He could be making allowances for Wizard Girls or wizards that became the girl.

Got a problem with a little butt sex annon? You sound pretty gay

>wizards that become the girl

So... gay then?

>Letting antimagic fields anywhere close to your inner sanctum
You should have security systems in place so if even the hint of anti-magic is detected someone gets disintegrated

>Being an almighty wizard and letting shit like gender get in the way of sex
Nigga, if you're a powerful enough wizard you could switch genders on the fly. Also it's not gay if the men are cute.

>Wizard
>Has sex
You should know by now that the only way to become a wizard is to be a virgin at 40. And to become an almighty wizard, you need to make it to 100, and at that point, well, nothing works anyways.

What the fuck are you even talking about?

If he is the girl he is no longer the boy so he is not the gay.

>Keep almighty wizards and witches as your servants
>Have a lifelong perscription of Kill-Me-Come-Back-Stronger pills
>Laugh off each assassination attempt as they just make you an even bigger role model to them

still has the same soul right?

no amount of polymorphing can change that.

If they actually get ascended enough to change that, then ok.

souls can be put in anything, user.
That hot babe you're fuckin' was a fat dude in a previous life.

Nope, assuming we are talking about d&d; I’m pretty sure only druids reincarnate.

Hot faerie lady.
Swarthy elf.
Ex killbot.

>not fucking QT satyr regardless of past

I wish more games would let me be ex killbot.

No need to go that far.

But if you have memory of being a dude, and aren’t currently a god I’m outta there.

You're missing out bro.

It’s truly a matter of principle.

With an infinite time to experiment I can get an equal looking girl to hand around with.

That's not NEARLY as kinky.

You would never fuck yourself. Why even go martial?

I think the guy who you are responding to WOULD fuck himself.

That's a really good wizard servant group.
Like five or six genderbent clones of yourself with various body types.

>not posting source

tea of the sagittarius herb. It has almost no porn in it!
e-hentai.org/g/444513/c2a9f0a234/

>Tempting yourself into losing your powers

It not sex, but musterbation. You keep your virginity no matter what.

even better for wizarding!

BEHOLD THE WIIIIIIIZZZZZZZZAAAAAARRDD

BEWARE HIS POWER

UNSPEAKABLE POOOOOOOWWWWWWWEEEEEERRRR

>having an antimagic field

>How do I stop an antimagic field?
>Magic

Constructs.
Golems, homunculi, Artificial humans, or just straight up bots.

Always build in a geas into their coding though.
>Sexy combot

Birds

What the fuck is that real?

A bunch of orphaned children who drive him to drink.

youtube.com/watch?v=Xi_hcwB8i64

Elemental myrmidons

Holy shit is this what a level 20 wizard looks like?

Looks like literally me.

The undead

Fleshlights.

My friend, so long as it's done well that is the BEST KIND of porn.

>hating on cagliostro

Druids cast the spell (except in OD&D where Magic-Users do), anyone who pays off a Druid gets to do it.
And the spell retains your memory.

no, I mean there's not even any penetration.

>not demonstrating your resolve by surrounding yourself with loyal turbosluts

What a stupid hairstyle.

I wish someone at WB would make this into an actual series already.

Can you imagine the look on the writers faces when they got the song into the episode.?

>daffy the wizard

Man I didn’t do enough good in a past life to cause that to happen.

Does masturbating make you lose your powers?

Is it okay to summon tentacle beasts on your servants?

Fuuuuuuck

Do you want to risk it?

If Daffy is the wizard, who are the clerci, the fighter and the thief?

Bugs is clearly the bard

Foghorn Leghorn is the Fighter.

Pepe le pew is the bard you fuckwit

>How long was I asleep?
>Three days. You have a bed, you know.

Goblins, obviously.

custom-commissioned fembot warforged obviously

I can see Bugs as being a thief, actually.
>Excellent at disguise
>Great at escapes
>Very, VERY rarely falls prey to traps
I'd argue that while Bugs is the most popular, he consistantly wins less with charm and more through trickery and guile.

>she doesn't really look like goblin
>looks up the filename
oh my

>look up
wha? It's right there.

Wizard pupils

Giantesses.

Can serve as large-scale maids for when you need to dust the mountain in your backyard, as adequate mounts, and as a living, breathing proof that your dick may be tiny, but your girls aren't.

Unseen servant.

Fetish Status: Unlocked

He googled it, user.

Demons, Devils, Constructs, Undead, whatever powerful creature he can get to serve him basically.

Is that fucking daffy duck?

Lewd oppai lolis

...

Gender bent clones

I'm not gonna go all "prepare to have your life changed" or some stupid shit but watch this

i'm confused what are we talking about, the source? cant find it

There's no source, just read the filename and put two and two together.

but there's no 2+2 to put together.
It's just 2.

>those elf slaves
Th-this is a kids’ show, right?

>that one session where Bugs brings his jock friend along for a one-shot that turns into multiple sessions
C’mon Mike this character is literally you

Talking about wizards?
I was thinking, remember ignus(PST)?
They made him a conduit of the fire plane, now lets say a powerful necromancer wants to be really powerful, what would happen if he made himself a conduit to the negative plane?

Sentient Unelemental

Which is pretty spooky.