Describe how you paladin in one sentence

Justice is blind, that's why I guide her hand.

Halal

"Get behind me while I handle this."

We really need some rule for rune tattoo.

That's two sentences though

"I fight for my friends."

FREEEEEEDOM. But without being killed by the British

Deus Vult

"I thank the Gods for the power they have given me- but this I would have done even without such support."

>"Someone has to do it."

>Hold fast men; courage redeems this world!

I'm not always right but I will always try to do what is right.

>"My sheet says 'lawful good' not 'lawful nice.'"

semicolons pls go

>Now is the time for smash!

It is impossible to live a pleasant life without living wisely and honorably and justly, and it is impossible to live wisely and honorably and justly without living pleasantly

I don’t.

I'm not going to contribute to all these problems by pretending they aren't problems or they don't exist.

>I'm not seeking perfection in myself, I give up my own perfection to help those I aid and fight with find perfection for themselves.

>Not everyone you meet will be good, but everyone you meet can be good, provided with the right guidance.

We alone shall bring hope and structure to the world.

All that is required for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing, and I am not going to stand idly by for any reason.

*swoons*

"My instincts tell me life shouldn't be so horrible."

>Welp, I think she might be into girls.

>I am not happy

They don't think it be like it is, but it do.

> One day, you will run headlong into the same despair that I did.

>"No one is getting in the way of these innocent people saving fifty percent or more on car insurance."

>Killing is wrong.

I like this one a lot.

If there a truly no Gods as you claim, and this world is what we make it, then let us make good.

>That others may live.

>Hope rides alone.

To dream...the Impossible Dream...

>this world is falling apart, let me help.

Everyone deserves a chance to help right their wrongs, and live in peace. Unless they're a fucking mage.

>I can't fix the world, but I can even out the dents a little.

Kill them all and let God sort them out.

Protecting to the Weak, Defiant to the Strong.

For this reason above all, their capacity for good, I have sent them you.... my only son.

>I do not do good because my God commands it, I follow my God's commands because they are good.

What if the weak are evil and the strong are good?

then there is no need for a paladin in the first place.

This. Also, im not sure, if the translation gets the meaning. In proper Kraut it says:
Den Schwachen zum Schutz, den Starken zum Trutz.

"If there is nothing but what we make of this world, brothers... let us make good."

>Don't weep for the stupid, you'll be cryin' all day

Funnily enough, that actually WAS a correct use of a semicolon.

An unoptimized build holding out for the party's min-maxed big gun to arrive.

>I am a sword of Justice, tempered by Mercy, and wielded by my God in defense of the Innocent.

>I will stand against the enemy, I will fall to the Eternal Darkness, good day.

>The Sword of Justice Balances the Pans of Right and Wrong and Foul and Fair. Eye for Eye Doomgiver Scans the fate of folk everywhere
>obscure?

>Fite me u lanky cunts

'I. AM. NOT. DONE'

>2017. Not playing a conflicted Undead Paladin

He's an evil cripple

How do you Wheelchair Hitler user?

>ayoo where de celestial wimmen at

>DID U SAY SOMETHING THAT IS EVIL OMG HOW DARE YOU I WILL KILL U AND USE YOUR HEAD TO TEACH SQUIRES HOW TO PLAY FOOTBALL oh you were bluffing and it was very important for us to proceed onto the plot WELL DON'T DO IT NEXT TIME UGH I AM MAD

she makes everyone cry from anger both in and out of character

Also her
>I DON'T THINK SKELETONS HAVE MINDS WHICH MAKES THEM NEUTRAL I DON'T WANNA KILL NEUTRAL MONSTERS WHY ARE WE ON A QUEST TO DESTROY EVERY SINGLE SKELETON IN THIS AREA ANYWAYS oh evil necromancer WELL I WON'T TOUCH ANY OF THEM GOOD FUCKING LUCK

If the world is what we make of it then let us do good.

"If you act the cunt around me, i'll break the tip of my sabaton in your arse.... your Holiness."

FOR THE EMPEROR!!!

>hit badguy with sharp metal stick until everyone is happy

Does anyone have the cap of the rogue that puts on the intelligent breastplate that responds to "I am I, Don Quixote"?

I played BRB once
It was Cash

>Hi Bubbles. You might be able to fool the FBI, but you can’t fool the FBme.

>DETECT EVIL, SMITE

>Purge the heretics.

>I'm tired, I'm so terribly tired, but this weight is the only thing that counts.

>pic related

Or, for an Oath of Vengeance paladin, "You'll get no sympathy from me".

>Let us make good
Easily in the top 5 marvel lines of all time. Speaking of which

Frontier justice.

>I'd rather be playing a caster

>Im the good murder hobo

cringe

God tier quotes.

Lazy, edgy and unoriginal. Learn from the ones above and try again.

>EVERYONE CALM DOWN, TAKE A SEAT, AND START TALKING, OR I WILL HANDCUFF YOU TO THESE CHAIRS.

...

>Tremble, for the gods have mercy and their servant has none.

And other vaigue pslam like oneliners

>I get to keep my weapon and armor proficiency, right?

>STOP! BEING! EVIL!

>Mercy my shield, justice my sword.

>I derive my entire understanding of good and evil from Veggietales.

>Spoiler image

Come back we love you ;_;

I AM HERE

Me and mine are the only ones with the strength to lead, and if they don't like it so be it.

>This world may not be perfect but I'll still protect it for those I care about.

Correction
>lead with such strength and confidence that people gladly fall under the rule of your iron fist.

>I don't enjoy killing, but when done righteously it is a chore like any other.

It is my holy crusade to feed the world, and tonight all who are innocent and righteous shall feast!

>If evil is abound, it is my duty to be in its way – regardless if you will hire me or not.

>No one is innocent, there are merely varying degrees of guilt