Tonight Critical Role is going to get meta as fuck as Grog Strongjaw presents the cast of Vox Machina (Sans Keyleth) with a D&D campaign of his own.
This is going to be the most retarded, but entertaining thing CR has done in forever. All of the players will be reprising their roles in Vox Machina (sans Matt and Marisha who aren't making it in time) as they play a game of D&D as their own characters, with Grog DM'ing.
Upcoming Events: >Level 20 Battle Royale: TBA >Talks Machina Campaign Wrap-up: TBA >Laura Bailey One-Shot: Before New Year >New Campaign: After the New Year
Meh I usually make the thread early and then fuck off to do other shit, and once it starts people start posting
Jose Walker
>Laura one-shot
sounds cute
Justin Cook
>Sans Keyleth B A S E D
Jonathan Jackson
>Laura Bailey Isnt that this one shemale also known as Linetrap?
Isaiah Gonzalez
No,but I'd be OK with it
Daniel Wright
Ok thx
Anthony Moore
>>Level 20 Battle Royale: TBA Sounds shit. >>Talks Machina Campaign Wrap-up: TBA Sounds shit. >>Laura Bailey One-Shot: Before New Year Sounds cringe. >>New Campaign: After the New Year Almost certainly shit.
Charles Clark
>watching Critical Reddit
Samuel Clark
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Andrew Powell
Grog/Travis is the best roleplayers they have, and the only thing that makes CR bearable. A session without Marisha sounds awesome...
Robert Wood
Either this one, or the other copypasta was brought to Matt's attention and he approves of it. He mentions it on one of the D&D Youtube channel panels
Tal's Two-Shot only had about 30mins of her, before her and Matt got killed off to go meet their wedding planner
>DMing a game you barely how how to play after 5 years
Kill me now
Isaac Gomez
Literally says a non D&D game right there
Robert Rogers
But then you'll miss the grog oneshot
Jace Fisher
Just noticed it. Still expecting her to fuck everything up
Dylan Nelson
Oh, they’re still playing their characters. I thought he would make them roleplay as roleplayers.
Gabriel Morris
How the fuck is he gonna keep up this voice for 3-4hrs
Elijah Perez
i would let travis do dirty things to me
Hunter Reyes
Seems like you might get some of your wish.
Adam Howard
>Keyleth's already dead 10/10, no need to keep watching to know this is already the best one-shot.
Chase Jones
>keyleth died Sam you madman
Matthew Ross
10/10 already
Nicholas Cruz
Crit-ception.
Evan Lee
>Matt and Marisha are the villians
kek
Joseph Davis
>the dm is an unreliable narrator
toomodern4me
Nathan Hughes
>Either this one, or the other copypasta was brought to Matt's attention and he approves of it. He mentions it on one of the D&D Youtube channel panels You know virt wrote it, right? He still posts without a trip and then shares caps of his more reply-laden diatribes online. Like him or hate him, he's a veritable god at baiting you guys.
Carson Kelly
Are they gonna kill more kids
Easton Davis
I forgot Vax took Druid 1
Benjamin Hughes
Grog voice acting.
Blake Hall
>Bob the Barkeep
Not gonna lie, this is pure comedy gold.
Samuel Reed
>DM Grog cockblocking Percy & Vex
Julian Richardson
>You smash the top of the bottle >I don't want to do that >Too bad you already did
Austin Evans
How do you autistic retards watch this shit? The characters are retarded memes, their personalities are memes, their actions are memes, it's all done for laughs, and every time they roll a nat20 they fucking orgasm over it. I DM games for normalfucks (by accident that I got into) and whenever they roll a 20 on Arcana or Persuasion they get all like "oh I just discovered the secret immortality because I rolled a CRIT." You are watching 3-4 hours of people doing that shit, laughing over each other in that shitty nu male way where everything they say is met by a chorus of mic-straining laughs. All these faggots have weak chins, the girl is an ugly spic, Mercer self-inserts fag NPCs constantly, and the entire thing is set up to be comedy. Except, it's shit comedy. I'd rather listen to goddamn Jeff Dunham for 10 hours straight, at least that is vaguely funny. The bitch is an absolute retard, she jumps off a cliff then shapeshifts because her melted roastie brain thinks that that will somehow change her momentum, and she spatters and takes 400 damage, I remember watching that shit and laughing so hard, fucking dumb cunt. Shit like this is why I stopped inviting the girl I met at the FLGS to my games, because she was so fucking stupid I couldn't stand being around her let alone having her in my games where she would get her characters killed every 3 sessions then make puppy dog eyes at me like I was supposed to take it back.
Grayson Davis
Where were you when Travis showed himself to be the superior, Chad GM?
Gabriel Cooper
>He mentions it on one of the D&D Youtube channel panels Sauce?
Aiden Edwards
>IS MY FUN WRONG Holy fuck, it's just deconstruction of everything at this point
Eli Rivera
if scanlan's character asks to play a game im gonna lose it
I just got here and there's sucking poison out of Scanlan's butt. What did I miss?
Julian Reed
That’s a good ass suck!
Justin Rodriguez
They got tavern-baited into this dick dungeon.
Carter Collins
>I will make a ruling. Since you are sucking poison out of Scanlan's ass, you may roll with advantage. Grog is fantastic.
Henry Carter
Grog is the DM, everyone else is playing as themselves in the meta game.
But because it's Grog, he's showing a bit of favoritism to Scanlan, ok with Vex, and mostly dicking on Vax and Percy.
Daniel Cook
Grog is DM'ing a game for Vox Machina (they are playing themselves)
So far he has >Unreliably narrated >Forced his players to do things >Made shit up >Tried to cockblock Percy/Vex but failed
All on purpose, its been entertaining
Blake Perry
>That's a permanent marker! >I don't give a fuck Ruining Mercer's Chessex mat with a cock-and-balls drawing - priceless
Isaiah Mitchell
He's also totally fucking Vax over at every turn.
Luke Adams
>mfw Grog bullying Vax even with his astronomically high rolls
Blake Cruz
Vex has 150 xp and Scanlan has 300 xp.Vax is very confused and Grog is trolling the shit out of him. Very meta
Jaxon Barnes
Holy shit >Vax fucked with Grog all campaign, is still trying to fuck with him >Now Grog is getting his revenge
This is entirely too meta
Charles Brown
Scanlan also made up that Keyleth died
Liam Anderson
>Grog trying to kill Trinket my sides
Hudson Nguyen
Awesome
Perfect
Thomas Phillips
>Trying to kill trinket Grog has balls
Brayden Morgan
They reposted it on Reddit? Fucking hell. Faggots steal everything.
Jackson Lee
Yep, Coville thought it was Critical Role reddit but I guess it was D&D reddit
Easton Jackson
Jesus Christ is Adam Koebel a tranny? I didn't know he was. He has to be gay or something.
Jaxson Cook
I don't think so
Jace Barnes
Grog just rolled a million on a door.
Kayden Roberts
As far as I am aware, he is something of a cross berween a useful idiot and a useless hipster, but not really homo at all.
Mason Edwards
Incoming vagina cave
Henry Evans
That's a tit.
Jacob Wright
>The next room is a boobie
This just keeps getting better and better.
John Hall
Worse, he wrote Dungeon World
Thomas Bailey
>pink hair makes him a tranny >despite the relatively deep voice, long beard and otherwise dude like apperance and behavior
Zachary Cook
Isn't this the same panel where the neckbeard Colville tried to say 'certain people' shouldn't be DMs?
Ryan Mitchell
Welcome to D&D folks
Joseph Young
Beautiful.
Carter Howard
Colville said that some people will never ever want or have any interest in DMing, as a counter to the idea that people who get behind the screen will love and want to be the DM always.
Kayden Phillips
>You come into the cavern >*Laura laughs*
Nearly 90 minutes in, literal 0 bad moments so far.
Leo Brooks
THEY ARE FOUNTAINS DAMN IT
Jordan Foster
SCANLAN ATTACKS TRINKETS
Justin Allen
...
Jordan Moore
Scanlans hatred of trinket is glorious
Dominic Flores
>It hits Trinket!
Brandon White
Scanlans already won
Hudson Myers
"This is very soft water"
Blake Wright
>Grog is DMPCing
Oliver Rogers
>Untrapped easy to open doors is an anomaly
Nathaniel Gomez
>Vox Machina has had so many bad moments with doors they actually believe doors are designed to fuck with them
