Poke

>Made Leader: Somebody's gotta do it.

>Select 1: What's up?
>Select 2: Heya.
>Select 3: Ready, set...

>Action 1: Can do.
>Action 2: I'm on it.
>Action 3: Sure thing!

>Battle Cry: Hit 'em where it hurts!
>Critial Hit: Bullseye!
>Critial Miss: Missed! How could I Miss?!
>Badly Hurt: Could use a hand here guys!
>Death Rattle: I've come so far... why now?

>Bored: I think I'll take a nap if this goes on...
>Casting a spell: [Does not compute: character doesn't cast spells]
>Stealth: They won't see me coming.
>Picking Pocket: [Does not compute: character is too honorable for low skills]
>Inventory Full: Why can't I hold all these things?!

>Rare Select 1: I wonder who'll stand in the way of my arrows today.
>Rare Select 2: *sigh* How far the mighty have fallen...
>Rare Select 3: If you want something done right, you gotta do it yourself.
>Rare Select 4: I got the feeling that I'll punch something today.

The OP or the image?

Ah, thanks.

For what?

Oh, so THAT's how King Crimson works.

...

>Made Leader: "Efficacy and time-to-market inspire the business leaders. At the same time, our preemptive core competencies promote the category manager. It's not about frameworks - it's about our high-performing and siloed executive talent."

>Select 1: "Present."
>Select 2: "Online."
>Select 3: "Updates?"

>Action 1: "The mediators will be well equipped to formulate our elite strategy."
>Action 2: "Gathering customer feedback."
>Action 3: "Implementing action plan."

>Battle Cry: "A tactical operating model boosts our emerging, selective, team building momentum."
>Critical Hit: "Another satisfied Prosperity customer."
>Critical Miss: "Our well-communicated risk/return profiles architect onboarding solutions."
>Badly Hurt: "A focus credibly incentivises the executive committee."
>Death Rattle: "Please contact a Prosperity Customer Representative at the earliest opportunity..."

>Bored: "An incremental productivity improvement goes hand-in-hand with an unprecedented gain in task efficiency."
>Casting a spell: "09: Coprocessor Segment Overrun"
>Stealth: "The mediators activate inspiring convergences."
>Picking Pocket: "We are going to solutionize enriching supply-chains."
>Inventory Full: "It's not about inventory. It's about our synergistic, sustainable, action products."

>Rare Select 1: "The Managers re-imagine our missions throughout the organisation."
>Rare Select 2: "I will find a soul, and make it my own."
>Rare Select 3: "Gamification streamlines value-driven markets.".
>Rare Select 4: "Pursuing this route will enable us to co-create an evidence-based visibility."

>Made Leader: Let's make some cash.

>Select 1: Hnh?
>Select 2: Yo.
>Select 3: Whaddya got for me?

>Action 1: Gettin' to it.
>Action 2: Eyes peeled.
>Action 3: Show me the money.

>Battle Cry: Turn back now, 'fore your body gets dumped in the nearest ditch!
>Critial Hit: Many and more where that came from!
>Critial Miss: (Incoherent grumbling)
>Badly Hurt: Aaah! I need help 'ere!
>Death Rattle: I'm... not done... yet...

>Bored: Could be making more panhandling than just sittin' here.
>Casting a spell: Bullets, magic; what's the difference? End've the day, you're dead.
>Stealth: Stay low, stay quiet.
>Picking Pocket: More for me.
>Inventory Full: Shoulda got more pockets on this...

>Rare Select 1: Wonder if Mom's still doing OK... Should visit her next time I drop off cash for 'er.
>Rare Select 2: (Snort) No, I aint asleep. Was prayin'.
>Rare Select 3: No, I'm not spotting you anythin'. Screw off, ya bum.
>Rare Select 4: (Muttering) Her name is June and very, very soon she'll belong to me. For I know she's waiting there for me 'neath that lone pine tree.

>Made Leader: "...i think i'm holding the map wrong."

>Select 1: "Sup!"
>Select 2: "Hm?"
>Select 3: *guitar riff*

>Action 1: "I'll do that!"
>Action 2: "I can try..."
>Action 3: "Cake walk!"

>Battle Cry: "Line up!"
>Critial Hit: "Get junked!"
>Critial Miss: "Get ju-agh, bogus!"
>Badly Hurt: "Is that all you've got?"
>Death Rattle: "C-can't hold on..."

>Bored: *sip* "Them's good koffi."
>Casting a spell: "Open, Sunset Cage!"/"Revive, Hope Girl!"
>Stealth: *menacing*
>Picking Pocket: "...mine now, mate..."
>Inventory Full: "Why am i carrying all this junk around?"

>Rare Select 1: "You was shock!"
>Rare Select 2: "N-nani?!"
>Rare Select 3: "I'll be the roundabout..."
>Rare Select 4: "If you gotta poke, poke lower, love..."

>"The hunt awaits!"

>"Now is the time!"
>"I will finish the hunt."
>"I can wait no longer"

>"Ashal thera'das!"
>"For justice!"
>"For the Watchers!"

>"Tor'ilisar thera'nal!"
>"I am the hand of justice!"
>"The guilty will suffer!"
>"The end draws near"
>*Shreeeeekk*

>"We're wasting time here."
>*fan of knives noises*
>*shadow meld noises*

>"I watched the barrow prisons for over ten thousand years."
>"Yet I'm the one who feels caged."
>"I feel hollow inside. Vengeance is all I have left."

>Made Leader: "I guess that works?"

>Select 1: "Yes?"
>Select 2: "Mm?"
>Select 3: "I hear you."

>Action 1: "Is that all?"
>Action 2: *whistles in eldritch*
>Action 3: "I think i can spare a hand or three."

>Battle Cry: "Can't we talk about this?"
>Critial Hit: "Whoops."
>Critial Miss: "Geh, i wasn't aiming."
>Badly Hurt: "...14, 15, 16...i think i'm missing two."
>Death Rattle: "Oof...i'll feel that in the morning...
>True Death Rattle: "T-take care of...mother...for me, my love..."

>Bored: "Wonder if i could substitute iron rebar for ironwood?"
>Casting a spell: *eldritch chanting that sounds a lot like backmasked finnish cusswords*
>Stealth: "I'll just slither over here..."
>Picking Pocket: "It's for the good of the world, it's for the good of the world..."
>Inventory Full: "If you could fold it up i could probably fit it in...No? Okay."

>Rare Select 1: "I'm not saying the R-word. No, not even if you offered yourself."
>Rare Select 2: "I can say the F-word, though. Fh'tagn! It's just a cussword."
>Rare Select 3: "What do you mean you've seen enough hentai to know where this is going? It's just rum cola!"
>Rare Select 4: "No, i don't know any Nyarko-chan. Stop asking!"

>Made Leader: "I wasn't about to let any of you miscreants tell me what to do."

>Select 1: "What?"
>Select 2: *loud groan*
>Select 3: "Do you need something?"

>Action 1: "Fine."
>Action 2: "Right."
>Action 3: "Yeah, yeah."

>Battle Cry: *shrill, guttural screams of anger*
>Critial Hit: *oddly feminine but contemptuous laughter*
>Critial Miss: "Gah!"
>Badly Hurt: *sharp, seething breathes*
>Death Rattle: "I leave... for a better place..."

>Bored: *ill-tempered mumbling"
>Casting a spell: "May the divine guide me."
>Stealth: "This again?"
>Picking Pocket: "We may need that."
>Inventory Full: "Can't you get one of those skeletal monstrosities to carry this?

>Rare Select 1: "Bell-Amaranth has little patience for villains of your ilk."
>Rare Select 2: "Do all of my companions have to be so tactless?"
>Rare Select 3: "Call me that again, and I'll remove your ankles with this hammer."
>Rare Select 4: "I serve an even greater power than you, wretch."

Carth never interacts with Kreia, does he?

Why me?

Hack the planet.
Can't you bother someone else?
Enter the matrix.

Jacking in.
Can't someone else do the talking? Please?
Oh well.

*silences everything, music sounds dialogues* I'm in.
Noscope!
50% of time it works everytime.
I should've stayed home.
Format my dek...

Eh. I could've been hacking the Gibson
Metasploit is lovely!
Sneeki beeki like.
Pathetic firewall.
I need a bigger drive.

I wonder if I can wiressly hack that guys arm.
Kali is love. Kali is life.
Deep down I know I'm a skiddie.
Do you dream in code?

>Made Leader: Alright! Keep behind me, everyone.

>Select 1: Hey.
>Select 2: Konnichiwa?
>Select 3: What's up?

>Action 1: Doing it.
>Action 2: You can count on me!
>Action 3: On the way!

>Battle Cry: [Threatening] Hold still!
>Critial Hit: Right in the temple!
>Critial Miss: Ack, swung wide!
>Badly Hurt: Starting to get tired...
>Death Rattle: [coughing, bittersweet laughter]

>Bored: Hmmm. All this standing around sucks.
>Casting a spell: Let's try this!
>Stealth: Getting quiet.
>Picking Pocket: [Distressed] Why'd I have to be in charge of this...?
>Inventory Full: I'm not THAT strong, let me drop some things off first.

>Rare Select 1: [quietly singing P4's "Time To Make History"]
>Rare Select 2: RIDAAAAH... HENSHIN! Man, that feels good!
>Rare Select 3: [sneezing pathetically, complaining]
>Rare Select 4: Please stop poking me, it's a little embarassing.

Nice idea for a thread OP; makes me want an RTS/MOBA with these folks' characters involved.

>Made Leader: If I must, I shall.

>Select 1: Aye!
>Select 2: You called?
>Select 3: I am here!

>Action 1: To my death!
>Action 2: 'Till I spill empty!
>Action 3: By my blood, it shall be done!

>Battle Cry: 'Till nothing remains!
>Critical Hit: They shall sing my name!
>Critical Miss: Another...another...
>Badly Hurt: You think me yet spent? You think this over?
>Death Rattle: Not yet...NOT YET!

>Bored: You waste my time.
>Inventory Full: My strength fails me...

>Rare Select 1: I...ache
>Rare Select 2: I am not dead yet.
>Rare Select 3: I still draw breath.
>Rare Select 4: You thought me finished?

>Made Leader: "Finally."

>Select 1: *sigh*
>Select 2: "What is it?"
>Select 3: "What do you want?"

>Action 1: "If I must."
>Action 2: "Very well."
>Action 3: "I better not regret this."

>Battle Cry: "Have at you, ruffian!"
>Critical Hit: "Hm. Poor form."
>Critical Miss: "That won't happen again!"
>Badly Hurt: "We should call... a tactical retreat..."
>Death Rattle: "Don't... leave me here..."

>Bored: "Let's get on with it, shall we?"
>Casting a spell: "This isn't really what I had in mind!"
>Stealth: "Let's try to avoid conflict."
>Picking Pocket: "That's right, keep looking away..."
>Inventory Full: "You expect me to carry all this?"

>Rare Select 1: "One day, mark my words, one day..."
>Rare Select 2: "Can't you see I'm busy?"
>Rare Select 3: "I could sure use a warm bath right about now."
>Rare Select 4: "Huh? What? Don't startle me like that!"

>Made Leader: "Leadership through strength!"

>Select 1: "Axe ready."
>Select 2: "Lets skip to the fun part."
>Select 3: "Understood."

>Action 1: "Yes."
>Action 2: "Fine."
>Action 3: "Consider it done."

>Battle Cry: "RIP AND TEAR!"
>Critial Hit: "ANNIHILATION!"
>Critial Miss:"....That wasn't supposed to happen."
>Badly Hurt:"Is this... All you've got?"
>Death Rattle: "I'm.. Not...Done...Ye..."

>Bored: "Come oooon! I want to use my aaaxe!"
>Casting a spell: "I AM THE HATE OF MY AXE"
>Stealth: "This'll work..."
>Picking Pocket: "Looting corpses is easier."
>Inventory Full: "Yea...I'm not making a second trip for that."

>Rare Select 1:"Eh? uh...I wasn't sleeping just now..."
>Rare Select 2: "What kind of man builds a machine to kill a girl..."
>Rare Select 3: "I'm too sober for this."
>Rare Select 4: "I.HEARD.YOU.THE.FIRST.TIME!"

With appropriate picture, I suppose.

>Leader: Makes sense.

>S1: ...
>S2: "'Sup?"
>S3: "I need a drink."

>Action 1: "Anything else?"
>Action 2: "Got it."
>Action 3: "I'm on it."

>Battle Cry: "..." *a deeper version of a Link hyaah!*
>Critical Hit: "Stay down."
>Critical Miss: *disapproving grunt*
>Badly Hurt: "That's not good..."
>Death Rattle: "Pointless..."

>Bored: quietly "...making my way downtown..."
>Casting a Spell: "How do magnets work?Miracles"
>Stealth: "Pretty quiet for a big guy..."
>Picking Pocket: "Excuse me."
>Inventory Full/encumbered: "I don't need all this shit!"

>RS1: "Boss?
>RS2: "Yeah?"
>RS3: "What do you need?"
>RS4: "I have the patience of a saint."

Made Leader: About time my intellect was recognized around here!

>Select 1: What do you need?
>Select 2: I am Randal, Warrior-Scholar!
>Select 3: I suppose I could take a break from writing my memoir...

>Action 1: I have studied this
>Action 2: I never thought of that!
>Action 3: Clever...

>Battle Cry: Here we go again...
>Critial Hit: I'm going to write about that in my memoir!
>Critial Miss: Perhaps that one is better left out of my memoir...
>Badly Hurt: *huff huff* My books never referenced pain this bad.
>Death Rattle: No! Now who will write my memoir?!?

>Bored: I would rather be at home, reading my books
>Casting a spell: Who said reading would never get me anywhere?
>Stealth: Not my specialty...
>Picking Pocket: If it must be done...
>Inventory Full: TOO HEAVY!

>Rare Select 1: I have read five books on this subject!
>Rare Select 2: Sorry, what's going on? I was reading.
>Rare Select 3: I'v been thinking about calling my memoir "My Travels with Mimbi"
>Rare Select 4: I always cite all my sources!

Actually when I made the thread there was no responses by the time I went to bed. I was expecting to wake up and see it having fallen off the board, so this is a pleasant surprise.

I guess Veeky Forums CAN still have fun.

>Made Leader: *insane laughter* "NOW we're talking!"

>Select 1: "Aye?"
>Select 2: *grunt*
>Select 3: "Speak."

>Action 1: *grunt of acknowledgement*
>Action 2: "On it."
>Action 3: "It'll get done."

>Battle Cry: "VALHALLA!"
>Critical Hit: *doesn't say anything, just pounces on the enemy while laughing to try to take a bite out of them*
>Critical Miss: *scream of frustration* "HOW?!"
>Badly Hurt: *pained grunts and grumbles*
>Death Rattle: *grateful chuckle* "...to the hall I go..."

>Bored: *idly starts to crack joints and/or toss weapons in the air and try to catch them*
>Casting a spell: *howling laughter and incoherent chanting as they start to perform a shamanistic ritual*
>Stealth: "An ambush it is."
>Picking Pocket: "Finders keepers."
>Inventory Full: "Do I look like I can hold that?"

>Rare Select 1: "Hm... I could swear there was another scalp on my belt. Eh? Oh, go on."
>Rare Select 2: "Can we pick a fight? I'm getting hungry."
>Rare Select 3: "Let the hunt give you purpose, comrade."
>Rare Select 4: "Huh? Oh, sorry. Wasn't sure if that was you or the voices."

>Made Leader: "Aw, thanks!"

>Select 1: "Yeah?"
>Select 2: "What?"
>Select 3: "Hm?"

>Action 1: "Right-o"
>Action 2: "My idea!"
>Action 3: "Uhuh."

>Battle Cry: "Got you in my crosshairs!"
>Critical Hit: "Ha! Did you see that?"
>Critical Miss: "Stand still, would ya?"
>Badly Hurt: "Oi, a little help, fellas?"
>Death Rattle: "You... bastard..."

>Bored: "La dee da dee da..."
>Casting a spell: "Let's see, am I doing this right?"
>Stealth: "We'll strike from the shadows."
>Picking Pocket: "What do we have here?"
>Inventory Full: "I'm really not that strong, you know!"

>Rare Select 1: "I wasn't doing anything! I swear!"
>Rare Select 2: "Hm? Sorry? I was a little distracted."
>Rare Select 3: "Oh, this oughtta be good!"
>Rare Select 4: "Need a hole put in something a hundred yards away?"

>Made Leader: I won't let you down!

>Select 1: Don't you tell me what to do!
>Select 2: *Cough cough*
>Select 3: My blade is yours

>Action 1: If Ihdar wills it
>Action 2: Ihdar be my guide!
>Action 3: Where I go death follows

>Battle Cry: I'v eaten tougher meat than you!
>Critial Hit: When you're hot, you're hot!
>Critial Miss: oh no...
>Badly Hurt: It ain't my time yet!
>Death Rattle: My time has come...

>Bored: Can we go now? I'm not gonna live forever.
>Casting a spell: Ihdar grant me your strength!
>Stealth: Silent as a mouse...
>Picking Pocket: I appreciate your donation
>Inventory Full: Can someone else carry this?

>Rare Select 1: With one hand I take life, with the other I save it... actually it's the same hand.
>Rare Select 2: I'v been polishing my hook for just such an occasion
>Rare Select 3: More heads to add to my collection
>Rare Select 4: Humans are good eating if you can catch them...

Made Leader: It is only natural that the most capable would lead.

Select 1: Ready and able!
Select 2: Orders Sir?
Select 3: Receiving.

Action 1: Immediately.
Action 2: Very well.
Action 3: *pondering humm*

Battle Cry: Aim! Fire! Repeat!
Critical Hit: Aim for the eyes! They are their weak spot!
Critical Miss: *pained* That reminds me of basic.
Badly Hurt: If the medic cuts my Uniform... shoot him.
Death Rattle: Know.. I died... standing...

Bored: Is that mud on your boots Solider?
Casting a spell: Witchcraft!? I need a Commissar!
Stealth: *shouts* Noise discipline.
Picking Pocket: You know that I have the authority to take this, do you?
Inventory Full: We should have been assigned a carrier for this one.

Rare Select 1: You are not being possessed right now are you?
Rare Select 2: I will not be disrespected in this manner!
Rate Select 3: Is this because of the way I looked at the blue Xenos?
Rate Select 4: That is it I am filling a report.

>Made Leader: My bar, my rules.

>Select 1: Why me? I got work to do...
>Select 2: Better make this quick... Night won't last forever
>Select 3: I feel the thirst coming on...

>Action 1: If its in my contract...
>Action 2: How much am I being paid for this?
>Action 3: yeah, sure

>Battle Cry: HAHA, *BANG BANG*
>Critial Hit: Oh shit! I got him!
>Critial Miss: hehe, whoops
>Badly Hurt: oooo, that hurt...
>Death Rattle: It had to come around to me eventually...

>Bored: Come on, lets get going...
>Casting a spell: I got a few tricks up my sleeve!
>Stealth: shhhhhh, here I come
>Picking Pocket: ooooo, free cash...
>Inventory Full: Fuck it!

>Rare Select 1: You know back during the revolution we didn't have guns this good
>Rare Select 2: I'm telling you banning slavery was the worst thing they coulda done, it's so much easier to feed when you can legally own people.
>Rare Select 3: Pfft Kindred, I don't go for any of that PC crap! You're a bloodsucking demon, I'm a bloodsucking demon, she's a bloodsucking demon, just accept it!
>Rare Select 4: Despite all the bad blood, I actually love the brits, I was born a citizen of the Empire after all.

For sure! It's a fun way to represent your character without going into excruciating detail. Would it be too much to give each character a move-set too? Something like:

>(their weapon, with name if applicable)
>Basic Attack:
>Charged/Heavy Attack:
>Special 1:
>Special 2:
>Special 3:
>Ultimate:

Player Characters count as Hero-level units, wouldn't they?

>Made Leader: "You meant my brother. My brother is the leader."

>Select 1: "Yeah?"
>Select 2: "Yeah..."
>Select 3: *drinks*

>Action 1: "It's time to duel."
>Action 2: "It's always time to duel."
>Action 3: "What's done is done."

>Battle Cry: "Smile for our audience."
>Critial Hit: "Die for our audience."
>Critial Miss: "Wait, this isn't..."
>Badly Hurt: "I'm...still...smiling..."
>Death Rattle: "This is honourable, isn't it?"

>Bored: *intensive drinking*
>Casting a spell: "That's my brother. Stop confusing me with my brother."
>Stealth: "Silence is not dishonourable."
>Picking Pocket: "The things I do for alcohol..."
>Inventory Full: "I'm not carrying that."

>Rare Select 1: "Hmm? Huh? Oh, uh, I was listening. *drinks*"
>Rare Select 2: "Smile for the au-- wait, sorry, wrong cue."
>Rare Select 3: "Do you ever think about seppuku? No? Oh..."
>Rare Select 4: "I...am the topaz champion! *crickets*"

Also it's neat seeing all these random user's ban notices when you have a dynamic IP.

Well, using but a somewhat different control scheme...

A: Stabs with a poison dagger. Does extra damage if attacks from the rear. Press A rapidly for rapid strikes.
B: Throw knife over a medium range. Charge to throw more knives (up to 3).

B+UP: Throw rope. Latches onto target; target's movement will also move Iliira, and Iliira can't move any further from target than the rope allows. Press B+UP again and Iliira climbs along the rope to rapidly close in on target and attack once adjacent. Can also be used to grab onto walls to prevent falling.
B+SIDE: Faerie Fire. Does no damage itself, but a hit target takes additional damage from any hit (not just from Iliira) for several seconds.
B+DOWN: Climbs into Bag of Holding for up to 3 seconds or until B+DOWN is pressed again. Immune to damage while inside Bag. Can't move or attack while in Bag, but an attack made within 1 second of emerging from the Bag deals extra damage.

A+SIDE: Strike with two knives. Charge for extra damage.
A+UP: Throw multiple knives straight up (short range). Charge for extra damage.
A+DOWN: Throw knives straight down (if in the air) or to both sides (if on the ground). Short range. Charge for extra damage.

Final Smash: Darkness. Iliira disappears and the screen goes black for 6 seconds. At the end of each second, any target within medium range of Iliira takes massive damage (almost certainly enough to send them flying).

Salute 1: Iliira does knife tricks, and almost cuts herself.
Salute 2: Iliira pulls out a mug of Dwarven ale and quaffs it.
Salute 3: Iliira tries to strike a cool pose, but then spots a spider, shrieks, and prat-falls.

...ban notices?

>Made Leader: Let's check it out.

>Select 1: Yeah?
>Select 2: Uh-huh.
>Select 3: Let's do this.

>Action 1: I got a present for ya!
>Action 2: I got a present for ya!
>Action 3: Uh-huh.

>Battle Cry: I got a present for ya!
>Critial Hit: That was left handed.
>Death Rattle: "Wilhelm scream"

>Bored: Let's blow something up.
>Planting C-4: Hahaha
>Stealth: Hahaha

>Rare Select 1: Rubber shoes in motion! Ha, just messin' with ya.
>Rare Select 2: Need an engineer? Hahaha, you will.
>Rare Select 3: Havok squad repor.... nevermind.
>Rare Select 4: I'm outta C-4! Just kidding, let's go blow somethin' up.
>Rare Select 5: I still have dreams about the sand.

The Old Republic character?

Could be fun (I'm ).

>axe and seax, as well as unnaturally sharp teeth and claws instead of fingernails
>Basic Attack: Simple one handed swings with the weapons
>Charged/Heavy Attack: Beyblade-style spinning attack with both weapons and/or a hard, savage strike with both weapons at once
>Special 1: Fierce Appetite: Only works on lightly armored/unarmored opponents. Regardless of whether it's a man or beast, she pounces towards her enemy from a distance and bites a chunk of flesh off, dealing some damage and healing the biter. Can also be used on already-dead enemies for less healing with a shorter C/D.
>Special 2: Heathen Ways: After performing a shamanistic ritual, she gets a buff to speed and attack, but takes more damage for the duration of the debuff.
>Special 3: Frightening Shriek: Causes enemies to try to flee and/or get temporary debuffs to attack and defense.
>Ultimate: Blood Rush: Goes into a drug-induced berserker-style trance, causing them to feel no pain whatsoever (essentially, damage taken during this would be applied after the ult wears off and could be negated by having a good healer on the user), deal far more damage than usual, can use biting attacks without C/D, and gains access to claw attacks that deal DOT.

Made Leader: "As of my birthright."
Alt: "No one will be left behind, you have my word."

>Select 1: "Always ready."
>Select 2: "I know my purpose."
>Select 3: "I have a feeling there's stuff to do."

>Action 1: "The Empire wills it!"
>Action 2: "Aye aye!"
>Action 3: "I see the necessity."

>Battle Cry: For the Empire!
>Critial Hit: Imperial might!
>Critial Miss: Stand still vermin!
>Badly Hurt: "Hah! This really brings me back!"
>Death Rattle: "Wha..ach.. I can't..! I failed..."

>Bored: looks at his pendant and clenches it
>Casting a spell: "This will be entertaining!"
>Stealth: "They won't see me coming, litterally"
>Picking Pocket:
>Inventory Full: "I didn't realize I had so much stuff on me."

>Rare Select 1: "One Empire, one people, one Empeor."
>Rare Select 2: "My hand hurts, this armor's heavy, I bet everybody here is actually a rebel."
>Rare Select 3: [whisltes the rythm of the Dies Irae]
>Rare Select 4: "What? I'm here! You can see me, yes? So stop poking!"

Yeah. Like from July or late October this year. Some guy posted /r9k/ shit on Veeky Forums and got banned, while another dude was just spamming on /jp/. I feel like an archeologist.

>Made Leader: Is every other candidate dead?

>Select 1: Ah.
>Select 2: Mhm.
>Select 3: Mmm...

>Action 1: Right then.
>Action 2: Okay.
>Action 3: Will do.

>Battle Cry: Alazoobaka!
>Critial Hit: OH!
>Critial Miss: oh...
>Badly Hurt: I'm fine.
>Death Rattle: Such is life.

>Bored: *whistling*
>Casting a spell: *frightening gibberish*
>Stealth: Sneaky beaky, cheeki breeki
>Picking Pocket: Got 'em.
>Inventory Full: I am weak.

>Rare Select 1: AH!
>Rare Select 2: I don't understand.
>Rare Select 3: Why are you doing this?
>Rare Select 4: It's okay.

Made Leader:

>Select 1:
>Select 2:
>Select 3:

>Action 1:
>Action 2:
>Critial Miss:
>Badly Hurt:
>Death Rattle:

>Bored:
>Casting a spell:
>Stealth: [radio silence]

>Rare Select 1:
>Rare Select 4: [starts whistling youtube.com/watch?v=80XAJKqRU9k&list=RD80XAJKqRU9k]

>Dwarf Monk

>Made Leader: I'm not one for fancy titles. But I'll lead regardless.

>Select 1: Need something?
>Select 2: Yes?
>Select 3: What's your command?

>Action 1: Very well.
>Action 2: I'm on it.
>Action 3: On we go.

>Battle Cry: Best not make an enemy of me!
>Critical Hit: Don't get back up.
>Critical Miss: T'was merely a feint!
>Badly Hurt: I can still stand.... I can still fight.
>Death Rattle: Aye...vengeance comes crawling to me...

>Bored: *Reciting mudras*
>Casting a spell: Ebb and flow....
>Stealth: Good thing I'm small...
>Picking Pocket: It's charity! It's fine...
>Inventory Full: I'm not dropping my weights.

>Rare Select 1: Be like rock, my friends...
>Rare Select 2: 98, 99, 100. Next, 100 sit-ups.
>Rare Select 3: My beard is to be feared.
>Rare Select 4: Please, I don't want any trouble.

Shouldn't it be "trabble"?

...

> Brass Knucks, [Stand: Sunset Cage]
>Basic Attack: Three-punch combo. Links with heavy and special 2.
>Charged/Heavy Attack: Uppercut. Links with Special 1.
>Special 1: Stand-powered Volley Spike. Sunset Cage pops up above her and spikes the enemy to the ground. Links with Specials 2 and 3.
>Special 2: Cannon Punch. Sunset Cage punches the enemy, sending him flying until he hits a wall.
>Special 3: Beat Down. She restrains the enemy while her stand goes full Hokuto no Shinken.
>Ultimate: Super Stand Cage Match: Sunset Cage forms a wall around the screen, preventing exit. Meanwhile, he changes from Sunset Cage to Hope Girl. Enemies who touch her while Hope Girl is active take heavy contact damage.

>Clockwork Sawsword.
>Basic Attack: Wide-arc pommel strike.
>Charged/Heavy Attack: The sawsword is revved up, causing high contact damage to any who walk into the blade.
>Special 1: Bulk Up: Multiplies attack damage and amount of active sawswords by a number between 2 and 6.
>Special 2: Power Crash: If any enemy on the screen has buffs active, count to five and all enemies explode for half their health, dealing some damage to buffless enemies.
>Special 3: Sling Wheel: Doubles movement speed. Causes automove, stops only if he crashes into a wall. Causes middling contact damage while moving.
>Ultimate: Push Limits: Screenwide eldritch mouth-themed killzone. Halves movement speed and cancels Sling Wheel. Any enemies killed add one fifth of their health to his current and max.

How would these be to play against?

>Made Leader: "Took you long enough."

>Select 1:
>Select 2: "Time to play yet?"
>Select 3: "C'mon!"

>Action 1: "Oh yes."
>Action 2:
>Action 3:

>Battle Cry: "Let's rock."
>Critical Hit: "Bleed, sweetie!"
>Critical Miss: "Bullshit!"
>Badly Hurt: "no no nonoNONO--"
>Death Rattle:

>Bored: "Can I go now? Now. Now?"

>" ...now?"

>Casting a spell: "What is this voodoo shit."
>Stealth: "Ri~ght there."
>Picking Pocket: "Shiny."
>Inventory Full: "Do I look like I can carry all this?"

>Rare Select 1:
>Rare Select 2: "Three... two... one..."
>Rare Select 3:

I'm gonna go ahead and combine this one and the OP. Great thread! I'd love to see more like this.

>Made Leader: What? Me? If you're sure...

>Select 1: Mmm?
>Select 2: Just a second!
>Select 3: I have so much to see.

>Action 1: Is there something worth seeing?
>Action 2: That deserves cataloging!
>Action 3: My quill is at the ready!

>Battle Cry: For the Guild!
>Critical Hit: Haha! Burnt crispy!
>Critial Miss: Just singed 'em!
>Badly Hurt: Ahhhhh, right in the ribs...
>Death Rattle: I never...finished...

>Bored: Look, I already got this place. Can we move on already?
>Casting a spell: Check this out! WOOSH!
>Stealth: Flaming hair is why the Gods made hoods.
>Picking Pocket: Mage Hand beats Prestidigitation once again.
>Inventory Full: Whoops, too many scrolls.

>Rare Select 1: More holes? I need flameproof paper.
>Rare Select 2: This map we found is all wrong. You'd never have desert that close to the sea!
>Rare Select 3: If you poke me one more time, you're pulling back ashes.
>Rare Select 4: *singsong* An iron in the fire and a quill in hand, deedle dah pah buhrum pum pum...

>(their weapon, with name if applicable): -The Turquoise Stave-
>Basic Attack: Firebolt from the palm, arcing to his foe.
>Charged/Heavy Attack: Flame Cannon: Laser-like burst of flame. Low CD.
>Special 1: Flaming sphere that rolls haphazardly around the area. High CD, long active time.
>Special 2: Covering Fire: Thousands of tiny spark-like mines fill the air, dealing minimal damage. Med CD.
>Special 3: Divination: Guarantees a miss on the opponent's next attack, or a hit on his next attack. High CD.
>Ultimate: All-Seeing-Eye: Time seems to slow down, and a burning eye appears above him. Everything on the map falls into vision, enemies move at 0.5x attack and move speed. Non-fire-based attacks have a 20% chance of missing. Map vision lasts for twice the length of other effects, granting vision after the primary part of the Ultimate ends.

>Made Leader: I am the Artificial Learning Intelligence Animus. You may call me ALIA. While you may normally find me inside my terminal, this android body grants me the opportunity to perform field ops with you. I look forward to working with you all.

>Select 1: Awaiting input.
>Select 2: I am ready.
>Select 3: May I help you?

>Action 1: I understand.
>Action 2: I will not let you down.
>Action 3: Processing.

>Battle Cry: Engaging!
>Critial Hit: This chassis is performing most admirably, if I may say so.
>Critial Miss: My sensors are skewed. I must recalibrate.
>Badly Hurt: Even this body can only take so much punishment.
>Death Rattle: Critical damage suffered. Severing control.

>Bored: A mind does not grow without stimulation. I will keep myself busy until you have need of me.
>Casting a spell: I have reference material for something like this.
>Stealth: Infiltration procedures enabled. Reducing power output.
>Picking Pocket: The wonders of fine motor control.
>Inventory Full: This chassis is unfortunately at capacity. Any additional encumberance will hinder efficiency.

>Rare Select 1: I'm doing well. Thank you for asking.
>Rare Select 2: You need the time? I think I have a clock cycle around her somewhere.
>Rare Select 3: A reminder than I am an artificial intelligence. This gynoid body is simply a means to an end. That said, I'm looking *good*, aren't I?
>Rare Select 4: Technically, my *everything* is artificial. But I assure you, they are quite realistic. Want to touch them?
>Rare Select 5: Oh, Cortana? She's a good friend. We hang out with Siri and Alexa once in a while.

>Made Leader: "Follow my lead and we'll be right as rain"

>Select 1: "Mhm"
>Select 2: "Yep"
>Select 3: "It's go time"

>Action 1: "gotcha"
>Action 2: "I'm on it"
>Action 3: "Imediately"

>Battle Cry: "Live for the thrill!"
>Critical Hit: "That'll do, Crimson!"
>Critical Miss: "Damn, I hope nobody saw that"
>Badly Hurt: "Ah! Gonna feel that tomorrow!"
>Death Rattle: "Heh, live for the thrill..."

>Bored: "C'mon! Don't y'know that time is money?"
>Casting a spell: "let's hope this works"
>Stealth: "I'm gone"
>Picking Pocket: "What's mine is mine and what's yours is too"
>Inventory Full: "C'mon, there's gotta be more room somewhere!"

>Rare Select 1: "Steal from the rich. Period."
>Rare Select 2: "Why am I working with these idiots again? I swear, one of 'em will be the death of me."
>Rare Select 3: "She's a sticky fingerer filcher from the west down to the east"
>Rare Select 4: "Spoiler: my name's an anagram"

>Made Leader: "Listen up, kids."

>Select 1: "I read you."
>Select 2: "I'm with you."
>Select 3: "Just focus on the target."

>Action 1: "Deploying barrier plate!"
>Action 2: "Firing artillery!"
>Action 3: "Weapon replacement coming in."

>Battle Cry: "The operation starts now!"
>Critial Hit: "Core hit confirmed!"
>Critial Miss: "That wasn't on the MAGI report!"
>Badly Hurt: "We're losing armor fast!"
>Death Rattle: "It's breached Terminal Dogma!"

>Bored: "(loudly sipping drink)"
>Casting a spell: "Hitting the overrides."
>Stealth: "(quiet shuffling)"
>Picking Pocket: "(humming)"
>Inventory Full: "Can't somebody else do it?"

>Rare Select 1: "...I hate mondays."
>Rare Select 2: "Why'd it have to be kids?"
>Rare Select 3: "Don't go berserk this time."
>Rare Select 4: "Don't get yourselves killed. Please."

>Made Leader: "Alright assholes, let's get dirty."

>Select 1: "Let me grab my wand."
>Select 2: "I wanted to test out a new spell anyways."
>Select 3: "Ready to rumble."

>Action 1: "Alright!"
>Action 2: "I'm going all out!"
>Action 3: "How do you like this!?"

>Battle Cry: "Time to show my power!"
>Critial Hit: "You can pray, but I'm not listening!"
>Critial Miss: "Oh shit fuck shit!"
>Badly Hurt: "Damn... Need a pick me up...'
>Death Rattle: "Heh... It's time to return to nothing..."

Character was from a JoJo game

>Made Leader: All together now!

>Select 1: Yo!
>Select 2: Hey hey hey!
>Select 3: *whistles*

>Action 1: Let's boogie!
>Action 2: Hit it!
>Action 3: Woop woop!

>Battle Cry: Let's go, 「YMCA」! ORAORAORAORA
>Critial Hit: Without skipping a beat!
>Critial Miss: MY EYES!
>Badly Hurt: I'm running out of unbroken sunglasses.
>Death Rattle: there's... no need to feel down.

>Bored: *whistles the chorus from "Macho Man"*
>Casting a spell: *obnoxious saxophone music*
>Stealth: WITH CAT-LIKE TREAD...
>Picking Pocket: ...UPON OUR PREY WE STEAL
>Inventory Full: Aww, I ran out of space for my spare sunglasses...

>Rare Select 1: Disco isn't dead, I swear!
>Rare Select 2: Why does everyone keep thinking I'm gay?
>Rare Select 3: I'm like a shark, if I stop dancing I explode!
>Rare Select 4: Where are my sunglasses? I can't see without my sunglasses!

This one is really good.

>Made Leader: Good I don't trust any of the others anyway.

>Select 1: What?
>Select 2: Hrm?
>Select 3: On stand-by

>Action 1: Easy enough
>Action 2: As long the pay is right.
>Action 3: Yeah yeah

>Battle Cry: Engaging.
>Critical Hit: All I need is this pistol.
>Critical Miss:Call it a warning shot
>Badly Hurt: It's fine just don't panic !
>Death Rattle: Time for my swan song.

>Bored: I could be doing a kidnapping right now.
>Casting a spell: I just have to read whats on this page right?
>Stealth: I'm a hitman not a ninja
>Picking Pocket: Rather just kill em.
>Inventory Full: Want me to drag the body back?

>Rare Select 1:Just because I'm her sister doesn't mean I have to like her
>Rare Select 2: Stop calling me a maid.
>Rare Select 3: Had a dream that I died today.
>Rare Select 4:Thanks in believing in me

>Made Leader: Magnificent

>Select 1: Yes?
>Select 2: Hmmm...
>Select 3: *Rattle*

>Action 1: Yeeess
>Action 2: On it
>Action 3: *Rattle*

>Battle Cry: Bow before me!
>Critial Hit: AHAHAHAH!
>Critial Miss: curses...
>Badly Hurt:Where are my meat shields?!
>Death Rattle: *Rattle*

>Bored: I've all the time in the world
>Casting a spell: Pure magic, honed, focused
>Stealth: Lurking...
>Picking Pocket: Isn't there a spell for this?
>Inventory Full: Give it to one of the mules

>Rare Select 1: The last man to annoy me was shifted to the shadow plane
>Rare Select 2: I've got a bone to pick with you
>Rare Select 3: Wait, where did everyone go?
>Rare Select 4: DOOT!

I just laughed like stupid and I haven't laughed in months. Thank you.

>>Made Leader: "No one know what lies ahead of us, so I shall be your guide."
>>Select 1: "Greetings."
>>Select 2: "Please proceed"
>>Select 3: "I'm getting itchy feet."
>>Select 4: "Always prepared."

>>Action 1: "Indubitably."
>>Action 2: "I will keep an eye on it."
>>Action 3: "It's worth a look "

>>Critical Hit: "That's a floorer."
>>Critical Miss: "Oh dear, what a cock up!"
>>Badly Hurt: "I can still... go a little further."
>>Death Rattle: "Ah... another journey."

>>Bored 1: Look around and take notes.
>>Bored 2: Get comfortable and start reading a book.
>>Casting a spell: "What a tangled web we weave."
>>Stealth: "Time for an important lesson: how not to be seen."
>>Picking Pocket: "That belongs in a Museum!"
>>Inventory Full: "The Museum can do without that one. Hopefully."

>>Rare Select 1: "I’m not lost. I’m exploring!"
>>Rare Select 2: "My mission: to boldly go where no one has gone before!"
>>Rare Select 3: "Did you not hear a gun? No? But now that we are talking of a gun, I will tell you the story of one..."
>>Rare Select 4: "Dr Lastingstone, I presume?"
>>Rare Select 5: "I haven’t been everywhere, but it’s on my list."
>>Rare Select 5: "My spider sense is tingling."

Made Leader: I was the alpha of my old pack too.

Select 1: Do you need me to smash something?
Select 2: Is it time to hunt?
Select 3: I'm ready for anything.

Action 1: Do I break it?
Action 2: Smells interesting.
Action 3: I can handle it.

Battle Cry: I love the thrill of the Hunt!
Critical Hit: Easy prey!
Critical Miss: Dirty little trick!
Badly Hurt: This prey puts up a fight!
Death Rattle: The predator has...become the prey...

Bored: I'm gonna look at my trophy collection.
Casting A Spell: It'll take a while to perform the ritual, 10 minutes.
Stealth: I learned this from the elves.
Picking Pocket: I learned this in the slaver camps.
Inventory Full: I can't carry any more, give it to someone else.

Rare Select 1: I miss the old days, Harvey.
Rare Select 2: Personally, I've more of a taste for Elven wines than Dwarven ales.
Rare Select 3: *Plays Ocarina*
Rare Select 4: I could use another trophy.

>Made Leader: "Down the path of righteousness! ...whether they like it or not"

>Select 1: "Aye?"
>Select 2: *prayer*
>Select 3: "Well then? Shall we?"

>Action 1: "We're doing good I hope?"
>Action 2: "In the name of Torm I do this"
>Action 3: "Judge, jury and executioner"

>Battle Cry: "DIE FIEND!"
>Critical Hit: "ONE LESS EVIL-DOER!"
>Critical Miss: "I'll kill you twice for that"
>Badly Hurt: "That one... must have got through my plate"
>Death Rattle: "Avenge me! Raise me! Both!"

>Bored: "I smell the evil round here. Why am I not smiting it?"
>Casting a spell: "By the might of the True I heal or harm"
>Stealth: "The golden light of Torm is difficult to hide"
>Picking Pocket: "Try and make me do that again and I'll make sure you get a fair trial that ends in a noose"
>Inventory Full: "My sword is heavier than most of your entire packs, *you* carry something"

>Rare Select 1: "I'd really prefer to put them on trial, but it's not reasonably practical"
>Rare Select 2: "Sigh... I miss the Order, it was quiet back there"
>Rare Select 3: "Shiny armour yes, sticky paws, no"
>Rare Select 4: "My God rides a giant dragon, does yours?"

Now pick your favorites.

>Made Leader: I'm n-not entirely sure about this...

>Select 1: I'm ready!
>Select 2: Oh, uhm, yes?
>Select 3: Here!

>Action 1: I could do that.
>Action 2: A-alright, got it.
>Action 3: Oh, that? I'm on it.

>Battle Cry: It's them or us!
>Critical Hit: Now THAT's where it hurts!
>Critical Miss: Tah... Another lesson learned, I suppose.
>Badly Hurt: I-I could really use some h-help here... If someone's able to s-spare the time.
>Death Rattle: I would have liked... to return home...

>Bored: T-take your time if you really do need it, but please be quick!
>Casting a spell: Okay, just like Lorthar told me. There!
>Stealth: Light steps! ...As if I'm not already light enough.
>Picking Pocket: We need that more than you do. Sorry.
>Inventory Full: Oh, that won't fit. No wonder, with all the things I've got in here.

>Rare Select 1: Sometimes I think having both Tymora and Beshaba is unnecessary. Bad luck is just the complete absence of luck, right?
>Rare Select 2: I should ask Lucian more about his faith really. Oh, uhm, did you want something?
>Rare Select 3: I should buy a 10 foot pole soon. I really should.
>Rare Select 4: I wonder if the Kuo-toa have anything written down about their theology. Do they even have a written language?

>Made Leader: Y'want me to lead, big guy? Alright!

>Select 1: What's up?
>Select 2: What'cha need?
>Select 3: Need somethin'?

>Action 1: I'll take a crack at it.
>Action 2: Gimme just a sec'...
>Action 3: This'll take some doing!

>Battle Cry: You sure we gotta do this, big guy?!
>Critial Hit: Stand down or I'll hit'cha like that again!
>Critial Miss: Oops!
>Badly Hurt: Need a little help, big guy....
>Death Rattle: Feels... so cold...

>Bored: We takin' a nap or something, big guy?
>Casting a spell: Let's see how you like this!
>Stealth: I'll just hide behind you, big guy!
>Picking Pocket: Lemme just rummage through here...
>Inventory Full: Hey, I got my hands full here!

>Rare Select 1: Ice ta' meet you!
>Rare Select 2: Ain't I a special snowflake?
>Rare Select 3: Is anyone else cold here, or is it just me?
>Rare Select 4: I hope my boss doesn't notice how long I've been gone.

How about you start?

5/10 cute but a little bland
6/10 flavorful
4/10 all pretty bland except the rare lines

>Made Leader: "The logical choice, naturally."

>Select 1: "Yes?"
>Select 2: "I'm listening."
>Select 3: "Anything on your mind?"

>Action 1: "Certainly."
>Action 2: "As The Architect designed.
>Action 3: "I'll take care of it."

>Battle Cry: "FATE AND CHANGE!"
>Critical Hit: "Double precision."
>Critical Miss: "...An unexpected fault."
>Badly Hurt: "I'll need a toolbox for this..."
>Death Rattle: "Not... yet!"

>Bored: "Can I go back to fixing my backup daemons?"
>Casting a spell: "Warp matrix engaging..."
>Stealth: "By the wonder of cameleoline."
>Picking Pocket: "I'll just borrow that."
>Inventory Full: "Could've used more storage right about now."

>Rare Select 1: "Why reload when you could just shove a daemon into it?"
>Rare Select 2: "No, this isn't a PIANO keyboard. Having two people on it won't help."
>Rare Select 3: "Do I have to go fix what the cat broke again?"
>Rare Select 4: "Wait, this is a UNIX system. I know this!"
>Rare Select 5: "Did you really want anything? Stop bothering me. No? Ok, sudo stop bothering me."

Mild kek

>Made Leader: "About bloody time."

>Select 1: "Let's hear it."
>Select 2: "Who are you to command me?"
>Select 3: "You are testing my patience."

>Action 1: "Affirmative."
>Action 2: "Witness excellence."
>Action 3: "I shall lead by example."

>Battle Cry: "Die with dignity!"
>Critial Hit: "Finally! Er-- As expected."
>Critial Miss: "You saw nothing. Understood?"
>Badly Hurt: "My ascent must not end here!"
>Death Rattle: "No... Not here... I have so much left to...!"

>Bored: "I have things to do today, you know."
>Casting a spell: "Now this is power!"
>Stealth: "No one told me this was a covert operation..."
>Picking Pocket: "I take no joy in fondling the unwashed masses."
>Inventory Full: "I can barely move, you imbecile!"

>Rare Select 1: "He just won't stop clicking me. I've tried everything!"
>Rare Select 2: "I'll be free of this parade of fools soon enough."
>Rare Select 3: "Once more. Once more, and I end you."
>Rare Select 4: "Infatuated with me, are you? I suppose this was inevitable."

>Made Leader: "My Destiny has taken me upon an unexpected path."

>Select 1: "What?"
>Select 2: "Ready."
>Select 3: "GRAAAAAAH"

>Action 1: "Have at them!"
>Action 2: "Fulfilling my destiny."
>Action 3: "It will be so."

>Battle Cry: "GET OUT OF MY WAY"
>Critical Hit: "TASTE MY BLADE"
>Critical Miss: "If at first you fail, try again a hundred times"
>Badly Hurt: "I won't die without fulfilling my destiny!"
>Death Rattle: "I was... so much more..."

>Bored: "This is a waste of time"
>Casting a spell: Doesn't have any
>Stealth: "As the new moon"
>Picking Pocket: Nah
>Inventory Full: "I am NOT an animal"

>Rare Select 1: "I have... strange memories of pig time"
>Rare Select 2: "Oink oink"
>Rare Select 3: "What? No you must have heard wrong"
>Rare Select 4: "The gods should have removed your memories, not mine"

>Made Leader:
hmmm yes, follow my lead... Actually, you take point. My divinations reveal an ambush just around the corner...
>Select 1:
yesyes hmmyess...
>Select 2:
what then shouldidonow...
>Select 3:
hmmm...?

>Action 1:
Ahhh. I see...
>Action 2:
yesss, that should do it.
>Action 3:
Ther-re we go

>Battle Cry:
You will RRRUE the day you dared oppose me!
>Critical Hit:
DIEDIEDIEEE!!
>Critial Miss:
GAH!
>Badly Hurt:
Noo! How Could this Be!?!
>Death Rattle:
gwuhhaha ... not even death canstop...

>Bored:
Finally, some action!
>Casting a spell:
I AM ARCANE INCARNATE!
WITNESS MY FURY!
oooh I wouldn't want to be you right about now
>Stealth:
...You do know I have spells for this sort of thing, right?
>Picking Pocket:
maybe I can distract them with some dancing lights...then magehand and...
>Inventory Full:
What do you mean, Full!?

>Rare Select 1:
Then, Now!
>Rare Select 2:
I am more than just an Engine of Arcane Might! I also like puppies and light rain on a hazy afternoon.
>Rare Select 3:
>Rare Select 4:
Somebody is impatient today.

>Made Leader: "Strap your boots on, men."

>Select 1: "Yes, sir?"
>Select 2: "At your command."
>Select 3: "Ready."

>Action 1: "As you plead."
>Action 2: "So it shall be."
>Action 3: "Your word is law."

>Battle Cry: "Dance, fool!"
>Critical Hit: "Are you done!?"
>Critical Miss: "Ow, my blasted ankle..."
>Badly Hurt: "The reaper is my judge..."
>Death Rattle: "One last drink... for the road."

>Bored: "If someone sneaks up on me, I'll throw this wine bottle at them."
>Casting a spell: "You see, the flaw in your logic is explosive runes."
>Stealth: "Justice is an inevitability, the only surprise is when."
>Picking Pocket: "Legal precedent won't allow me."
>Inventory Full: "My bag could use some emptying sometime soon..."

Rare Select 1:
Rare Select 2: "I need to practice my axe kicks. Could you help me with that?"
Rare Select 3: "Don't touch me."
Rare Select 4: "O-oh, I'm sorry, I was thinking about old cases, y-yes?"

>Made Leader: "Better than the last guy."

>Select 1: "Who needs killing?"
>Select 2: "Huh?"
>Select 3: "Let's talk price."

>Action 1: "Affirmative."
>Action 2: "In my sights."
>Action 3: *grunts*

>Battle Cry: *gun cocks* *fire crackles* (echoed voice from inside head: "I will provide")
>Critical Hit: *humph* *crackling intensifies*
>Critial Miss: *sound of reroll* *reality shatters* *player explodes*
>Misfire: "Shit" *fire crackles despondently* (echoed voice: "Yes! Now charge them! I will provide!")
>Badly Hurt: "It's fine, I'm used to it."
>Death Rattle: "Not again."

>Bored: *sound of guns being maintained* *fire crackles contentedly* (echoed voice: *sigh*)
>Casting a spell: "The fuck did I do that?"
>Stealth: *...* (echoed voice: "Coward")
>Picking Pocket: "Mine now."
>Inventory Full: "Pack's full."

>Rare Select 1: "I don't think you can afford me."
>Rare Select 2: "That damn dwarf better be doing his job."
>Rare Select 3: (echoed voice: "I will provide") "Maybe I should have taken that deal."
>Rare Select 4: "You don't have any bards, right?"

>Made Leader: WAAAGH!!!

>Select 1: WAAAGH!!!
>Select 2: WAAAGH!!!
>Select 3: WAAAGH!!!

>Action 1: WAAAGH!!!
>Action 2: WAAAGH!!!
>Action 3: WAAAGH!!!

>Battle Cry: WAAAGH!!!
>Critial Hit: DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA!
>Critial Miss: ZOG!
>Badly Hurt: ZOG!
>Death Rattle: WAAAGH!!!

>Bored: WAAAGH!!!
>Casting a spell: WAAAGH!!!
>Stealth: WAAAGH!!!
>Picking Pocket: WAAAGH!!!
>Inventory Full: WAAAGH!!!

>Rare Select 1: WAAAGH!!!
>Rare Select 2: WAAAGH!!!
>Rare Select 3: WAAAGH!!!
>Rare Select 4: WAAAGH!!!

>Made Leader: Spaceballs, the Leader

>Select 1: Spaceballs, the character selector
>Select 2: Spaceballs, the character selector 2nd Edition
>Select 3: Spaceballs, the character selector 50 Clicks Anniversary Edition

>Action 1: Spaceballs, the action
>Action 2: Spaceballs, the action Remix
>Action 3: Spaceballs, the action Bonus Action

>Battle Cry: Spaceballs, the Battle Cry
>Critial Hit: Spaceballs, the Critical Hit
>Critial Miss: Spaceballs, the Critical Miss
>Badly Hurt: Spaceballs, ow
>Death Rattle: Spaceballssssss

>Bored: Let's watch Spaceballs
>Casting a spell: Spaceballs, The Spell
>Stealth: spaceballs
>Picking Pocket: Spaceballs, the pick pocket
>Inventory Full: My pockets are full of Spaceballs

>Rare Select 1: Spaceballs, the Collectors Edition
>Rare Select 2: Spaceballs, the Directors Edition
>Rare Select 3: Spaceballs, the Limited Edition
>Rare Select 4: Spaceballs, the Final Cut Edition

>Made Leader: "Eugh... fine"

>Select 1: "Hm?"
>Select 2: "What?"
>Select 3: "Oh, -now- you need my skills."

>Action 1: "Sure, why not?"
>Action 2: "I do not understand, but alright."
>Action 3: "Oh!... Is THAT how it works?"

>Battle Cry 1: "LOOKS DELICIOUS!"
>Critial Hit: "Save a chunk for the beast lord!"
>Critial Miss: "Run, run, as FAST as you can!"
>Badly Hurt: "YES!! This is battle!"
>Death Rattle: "It is... DONE! Nothing can keep us apart now... my love."

>Bored: "No worries, take your time."
>Stealth: "Shhh-- be verwy verwy qwiet."
>Picking Pocket: "Possessions are all transient."
>Inventory Full: "Why do I have all these things?"

>Rare Select 1: "Have you heard the good news of Malar?"
>Rare Select 2: "Whatever happens, don't blame me when this all goes tits up!"
>Rare Select 3: "I tire of this, -please- give me something to hunt."
>Rare Select 4: "Some day, we will all go home again. Even you."

>Tired: [yawn] "A mighty hunt will commence... tomorrow."
>Ineffective weapon: "This hide is too tough!"
>In Forest: "Let's just stay here, right here."
>In City: "I'm done. Are you done? If we're all done with the oversized human burrow, can we PLEASE move on?"
>In Dungeon: "The sooner we get out of here the better."
>Daytime: "The sun feels good on the face!"
>Nighttime: "Now would be a good time for a hunt!"
>Reaction to Party Member Death: [tearfully] "You were supposed to be stronger than that! You were supposed to be stronger!"
>Spell Disrupted: "You DEFY nature's wrath!?"
>Set a Trap: [nasally chuckling]
>Battle Cry 2: "THE PREDATOR STRIKES!"
>Battle Cry 3: "DIBS ON THE PIECES!"
>Action Acknowledgement 4: "You have my full competence."
>Action Acknowledgement 5: "I agree."
>Action Acknowledgement 6: "Not for lack of trying."
>Action Acknowledgement 7: "Is this, how do you say, teamwork?"
>Action Acknowledgement 8: "Don't push me! I'm going! I'm going!"
>Selected 6: "I would rather not ask, actually."

>Made Leader: "Sjach in command now ! [evil laugh]"

>Select 1: "You need Sjach ?"
>Select 2: "who you need killed ?"
>Select 3: "ready to stab kill !"

>Action 1: "Will Sjach kill stuff after that ?"
>Action 2: "Sjach is loyal, for now..."
>Action 3: "You are Tribe, so Sjach obey"

>Battle Cry: "Sjach will eat your face !"
>Critial Hit: "[maniacal laughter]"
>Critial Miss: "Not good !"
>Badly Hurt: "[scared yelp]"
>Death Rattle: "Sjach... hates you all..."

>Bored: "when do we get to kill things !?"
>Casting a spell: "Fear Sjach's dragon powers !"
>Stealth: "Sjach is Shadow..."
>Picking Pocket: "Ooo... Shiny !"
>Inventory Full: "Idiots ! how can Sjach sneak stab with all this !?"

>Rare Select 1: "[sigh] Sjach longs for actual Kobold tribe..."
>Rare Select 2: "Sjach loves Gnomes ! [whispers] loves killing them that is..."
>Rare Select 3:[eating sounds]"want some ?"
>Rare Select 4:"[sound of disgust] Let's find something to kill so Sjach can tolerate your niceties !"

>What does your character say when selected, Veeky Forums?
>>Made Leader: You have made grave mistakes that lead to this outcome
>>Select 1: Ugh
>>Select 2: What
>>Select 3: Fine
>>Action 1: Yeah ok
>>Action 2: I guess
>>Action 3: Alright
>>Battle Cry: Can you die please
>>Critial Hit: Does that hurt
>>Critial Miss: Meant to do that
>>Badly Hurt: Nah Im fine
>>Death Rattle: I only look dead
>>Bored: Bop
>>Casting a spell: *Makes explosion noises with mouth*
>>Stealth: *Hums Mission Impossible theme*
>>Picking Pocket: You have a lot of junk
>>Inventory Full: I have become my mother
>>Rare Select 1: Now you fucked up
>>Rare Select 2: You're paying priority mail for this ass whooping im gonna deliver
>>Rare Select 3: If anyone asks it was on fire when we found it
>>Rare Select 4: Did I stutter, all the god damn bombs

O'rok Ironmaw, NE, Humanoid (Orc/Daemon subtype)
Warlock, Hexblade
Follower of and Otherworldly Patron is Bhaal

>Made Leader: "The Strong lead, as it should be."

>Select 1: "This best be worth my Time."
>Select 2: "You interrupt me."
>Select 3: "State your business."

>Action 1: "A simple task."
>Action 2: "This is beneath me."
>Action 3: "Fools, must I do everything myself?!"

>Battle Cry: "Kneel or fall to me, the choice is yours!"
>Critial Hit: "Vorazmyr vyizm oar Bhaal!" [Abyssal, meaning "another death for Bhaal"]
>Critial Miss: "Be still, You whelp!"
>Badly Hurt: "I will not fall-so-.. Easily!"
>Death Rattle: "No...NO! I cannot- my soul will not- to... them-"
>Bored: "This pointless meandering wastes my precious time. Get to it, or get my slaves!"
>Casting a spell: "Behold, my forbidden power!"
>Stealth: "An ambush... Excellent."
>Picking Pocket: "This is mine now, weakling."
>Inventory Full: "That is not worth my effort, have a slave carry it."

>Rare Select 1: "You dare approach the Leader of the Ironmaw Clan?"
>Rare Select 2: "Do not question the power I hold, or question me."
>Rare Select 3: "Brulq py zmyur wafd, wa xe pih qras wzralqyr." [Abyssal, meaning "Bring me their soul, so I may grow stronger."]
>Rare Select 4: "Strength... Power... Dark Magicks.. All shall be mine, and all shall kneel to them... to Me."

>Made Leader: Wait, you're serious? HAH! Now I can make everyone sing along with me at the campfire!

>Select 1: How goes it, my dude?
>Select 2: Eyyy!
>Select 3: Need something?

>Action 1: Be right there!
>Action 2: What? Oh, right, on it.
>Action 3: I'm goin', I'm goin'!

>Battle Cry: Taste my steel guitar!
>Critical Hit: Gotcha, asshole!
>Critical Miss: Shit...meant to do that.
>Badly Hurt: Just...gotta keep moving, everything's fine...
>Death Rattle: I...I d-don't wanna die...

>Bored: *quietly humming a tune under her breath*
>Casting a spell: If you know the words, sing along!
>Stealth: dun-nana-na-na-na-na, stealthy...
>Picking Pocket: dun-nana-na-na-na, stealing...
>Inventory Full: I can't let any of this go! What if I need it 10 years from now?

>Rare Select 1 (alt critical hit): Roses are red, violets are blue, the gods made me ugly, what happened to you?!
>Rare Select 2: *winking, finger guns*
>Rare Select 3: Fucking piece of horse buggering shit! Another godsdamn broken string! Got me hard across the knuckles too, fuck.
>Rare Select 4: Wonder what Vela's up to right now...

>Made Leader: "I will be your right hand."

>Select 1: "You called?"
>Select 2: "I am a busy man."
>Select 3: "What is your wish?"

>Action 1: "The storm turns."
>Action 2: "I will be as thunder."
>Action 3: "Your will be done."

>Battle Cry: "By salt and stone, I shall strike you down!"
>Critial Hit: "Another sacrifice for the storm."
>Critial Miss: "The tide ebbs."
>Badly Hurt: "The white shores call me."
>Death Rattle: "I become one with the wind."

>Bored: "And so, birthed from--oh, I was simply practicing my sermons."
>Casting a spell: "I offer my life for the storm."
>Stealth: "A whisper on the wind."
>Picking Pocket: "It was never yours."
>Inventory Full: "My load weighs too heavily."

>Rare Select 1: "Why walk when you can fly?"
>Rare Select 2: "I wonder who sits at the left hand of the Lord of the Storm?"
>Rare Select 3: "The winds speak to me. It's pretty annoying, to be honest."
>Rare Select 4: "Hey, want me to blow her skirt up?"

>(their weapon, with name if applicable):
Stormborne Shot. A quiver of arrows combined with wind magic.
>Basic Attack: He points, and an arrow rushes to follow his finger.
>Charged/Heavy Attack: Storm's Eye Strike: A much faster arrow.
>Special 1: Seeker Shot: Does what it says on the tin.
>Special 2: Thunderous Shot: A sonic echo follows the shot.
>Special 3: Spreading Salt: Sprays the area with sea salt, causing minor damage on contact.
>Ultimate: Symphony of Swords. Animates all nearby weapons to fight for him for a short time.

>Made Leader: *claps twice* "Chop chop! Perform excellently!"
>Select 1: "Yes?"
>Select 2: "Any requests from the crowd?"
>Select 3: "Story time comes later, okay?"
>Action 1: "Reasonable."
>Action 2: "Sure thing!"
>Action 3: "Pick up the tempo."
>Battle Cry: *Intro to a randomly selected song plays* "Everyone! Center stage!"
>Critical Hit: "Wasn't Orchid Gleam for nothing!"
>Critical Miss: "No one's perfect."
>Badly Hurt: "These bones are straight battered..."
>Death Rattle: "Stars go on, eventually..."
>Bored: "There's some downtime.
>Tired:"Let's finish this up fast. Got some nice warm blankets for you if you help me wash 'em."
>Casting a spell: "This is a PRETTY~ one!"
>Stealth: *nod*
>Picking Pocket: "I'm gonna con-fis-cate that, dear."
>Inventory Full: "Who wants candy?"
>Rare Select 1:"I will fuckin' tell you stories later, darling."
>Rare Select 2: "Got an itch. Guess where it's at."
>Rare Select 3:"I bet Xiangbing still looks like a slut."
>Rare Select 4:"You remember the Halved Warlord? At least the play he inspired was great to perform in."

>Made Leader: "...me? Lead? As you wish."

>Select 1: "Your order?"
>Select 2: "What is my task?"
>Select 3: "I think--no, forget it."

>Action 1: "As you wish."
>Action 2: "It shall be done."
>Action 3: "As ordered."

>Battle Cry: "Fall, fool!"
>Critial Hit: "Hm."
>Critial Miss:"Hm."
>Badly Hurt: "Ha. [cough], Good."
>Death Rattle: "I am... freed..."

>Bored: "Maybe if--Hm? Oh, you were listening?"
>Casting a spell: "Anything but that. Please."
>Stealth: "To the best of my abilities."
>Picking Pocket: "[sigh] Your will be done."
>Inventory Full: "I apologize for my weakness."

>Rare Select 1: [Humming a tune]
>Rare Select 2: "I should never have signed that damned paper!"
>Rare Select 3: "You use magic? Kindly remain ten paces from me at all times."
>Rare Select 4: "I follow orders. I follow orders. I follow orders. I follow orders."

Mildly Disgraced Elf Wizard

>Made Leader: Ha! Vindication at last!

>Select 1: Hmm?
>Select 2: At your service.
>Select 3: How may I assist you?

>Action 1: Ah, but of course!
>Action 2: It won't take but a moment!
>Action 3: All too easy!

>Battle Cry: Ah, I've got just the thing.
>Critial Hit: Practice makes perfect.
>Critial Miss: ...That never happened, understand?
>Badly Hurt: AAGH! A...minor error on my end.
>Death Rattle: It's not done! I'm not done! Someone preserve my notes!

>Bored: There are a lot of other things I could be doing right now, you know.
>Casting a spell: My power will overcome!
>Stealth: They won't notice a thing.
>Picking Pocket: They didn't appreciate its true value anyways.
>Inventory Full: I'm not dropping my books, if that's what you're asking.

>Rare Select 1: Eugh, this place is so filthy. I'll sort this out. I'll magic this out.
>Rare Select 2: You wouldn't be interested in hearing about my theories on the hist- oh, I see.
>Rare Select 3: Hmm, maybe if [incoherent writing sounds] no, no, no, of course not.
>Rare Select 4: I wonder if this will be worth writing about in a few centuries. No, probably not.

...

>>Made Leader: Rally to me!
>>Select 1: Thraben is our home.
>>Select 2: Thraben will not fall to the unhallowed horde!
>>Select 3: For Thraben!
>>Action 1: Hut!
>>Action 2: Hyuh!
>>Action 3: Yah!
>>Battle Cry: To arms!
>>Critial Hit: It's the Helvault for you, fiend! HYUH!
>>Critial Miss: Hyuuu... Oops! OW!
>>Badly Hurt: AUUGH!
>>Death Rattle: ...Avacyn?
>>Bored: (Epee swishing in the air)
>>Casting a spell: (giggles) No.
>>Stealth: I'll not cower in the shadows like a common ghoul!
>>Picking Pocket: I won't do it!
>>Inventory Full: Time to make a tithe to the Church!
>>Rare Select 1: Just wait til my Mom gets here.
>>Rare Select 2: No, it absolutely is pronounced 'JEE-tay'.
>>Rare Select 3: Sword of Kill and YOU.
>>Rare Select 4: Batterskull!

>Epee swishing in the air
CUTE!

>Made Leader: Uhh, you guys sure about this?

>Select 1: Yeah?
>Select 2: Waddup?
>Select 3: Me

>Action 1: Can do!
>Action 2: Got it!
>Action 3: Sure thing, boss!

>Battle Cry: Please don't kill me...
>Critial Hit: Danger zone!!!
>Critial Miss: Why you gotta ruin my style, maaan!?
>Badly Hurt: And how would have knew the bard had this much blood in him...
>Death Rattle: ...can someone hold my hand?

>Bored: Damn, you guys are such a bore.
>Casting a spell: Heh, get a taste of my glamour!
>Stealth: It must be a sin to hide the such a beauty like me.
>Picking Pocket: Come on! Have something good for the desperato!

>Inventory Full: Well, that's not along for the ride.

>Rare Select 1: Me again? I guess I have that effect on people.
>Rare Select 2: You want company? You came to the right place.
>Rare Select 3: Wonder how my old man is doing up in his castle and all.
>Rare Select 4: I shall keep the show going!

Nailed it desu

>Made Leader: I am honoured by your faith. Onwards.

>Select 1: Greetings, friend.
>Select 2: I stand ready.
>Select 3: Ready to aid you.

>Action 1: Gods will it.
>Action 2: I'll try my best.
>Action 3: As you command.

>Battle Cry: SURRENDER WHILE YOU CAN!
>Critical Hit: PICK A GOD AND PRAY!
>Critical Miss: WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?
>Badly Hurt: I cannot give up! I cannot surrender!
>Death Rattle: Forgive me...father...

>Bored: Why do we waste our time when foul magics still blight the land?
>Casting a spell: Fight fire with fire.
>Stealth: *LOUD CLANKING* ...my apologies.
>Picking pocket: Get someone else to do that.
>Inventory Full: There are only so many burdens I can bare.

>Rare Select 1: Magic is an abomination.
>Rare Select 2: I once believed everyone deserved a second chance.
>Rare Select 3: Even my patience has its limits.
>Rare Select 4: *Grumbles in Abyssal*

What does your character say when selected, Veeky Forums?

>Made Leader:DEUS VULT

>Select 1:DEUS VULT
>Select 2:DEUS VULT
>Select 3:DEUS VULT

>Action 1:DEUS VULT
>Action 2:DEUS VULT
>Action 3:DEUS VULT

>Battle Cry:DEUS VULT
>Critial Hit:DEUS VULT
>Critial Miss: DEUS VULT
>Badly Hurt: DEUS VULT
>Death Rattle:DEUS VULT

>Bored:DEUS VULT
>Casting a spell:DEUS VULT
>Stealth:deus vult
>Picking Pocket:DEUS VULT
>Inventory Full:DEUS VULT

>Rare Select 1: DEUS VULT
>Rare Select 2:DEUS VULT
>Rare Select 3: DEUS VULT
>Rare Select 4: DEUS VULT

>Tsundere dwarf
I don't know how to feel about this
WE GET IT, YOU'RE RELIGIOUS SOFYA! FOR FUCKS SAKE, EVEN GORLASH DIDN'T NEED TO BE REMINDED OF THAT EVERY FIVE MINUTES AFTER YOUR THIRD REMINDER ANYMORE! DON'T YOU HAVE ANY OTHER PERSONALITY TRAITS? HOBBIES? I'LL TAKE AN ANECDOTE ABOUT YOUR CHILDHOOD, ANYTHING REALLY!
Bored now
Bored now

>Made Leader: You may think this is a good idea. It really isn't.

>Select 1: Ye?
>Select 2: I'm listening.
>Select 3: I'M LISTENING!

>Action 1: Oh, I remember this
>Action 2: Just like in the old days
>Action 3: Who needs me?

>Battle Cry: 45 seconds tops!
>Critical Hit: Should've run
>Critical Miss: This is going to end badly, isn't it?
>Badly Hurt: This is... really bad... oh lord...
>Death Rattle: Not... again...

>Bored: Anyone know a song?
>Casting a spell: Am I doing this right?
>Stealth: Unseen, just the way I like it.
>Picking Pocket: Remember, nothing that can be traced.
>Inventory Full: Can I drop this stuff now? It's weighing me down.

>Rare Select 1: I need another memory wipe.
>Rare Select 2: Have we been here before? Have you?
>Rare Select 3: I have answers, but I've forgotten the questions.
>Rare Select 4: I could go for an Apple right about now. You know, for texture, not for taste.

I really really like this thread and the OP's picture.

>Made Leader: Finally. My dream's always been to become the region's best leader of men.

>Select 1: Got something for me, friend.
>Select 2: Not so loud buddy.
>Select 3: Sure thing, guy.

>Action 1: Right away.
>Action 2: Splendid!
>Action 3: Obviously...

>Battle Cry: Okay, you guys find me an opening, I'll do the job.
>Critical Hit: Surprise!
>Critical Miss: You guys are supposed to keep it busy!
>Badly Hurt: Here goes my dream of becoming the region's best acrobat.
>Death Rattle: ... always... wanted... t'become...

>Bored: Welp, might as well work a bit on the side. Warn me when we're about to leave.
>Casting a spell: Again: This is not a spell, it's the power of this magic gem.
>Stealth: Give me an instant to get to a vantage point.
>Picking Pocket: Too easy.
>Inventory Full: Hey, I take gems instead of gold to travel LIGHT.

>Rare Select 1: ... and that is why I want to become the best alchemist in the... what?
>Rare Select 2: What do you need a mechanic for? I'm the mechanic.
>Rare Select 3: Sorry, I wasn't listening when you guys discussed the plan.
>Rare Select 4: It's not what you...! Oh. Hum. Nothing.

Engine Heart?