Age of Sigmar General /aosg/

Stormcast don't have a sex drive. Neferata tried to seduce one by coming into his room half naked and bare foot. He could see that she is beautiful beyond measure but other than that observation she didn't invoke any lust in him.

.... and WHO do you think death will be facing against ??!?!?!

MORE STORMCAST!!!
>MFW

It would be to obvious IMO. Did you expect Darkoath tribes herald? Me neither. I think that they will release an aelf herald for order and beastclaw herald for destruction

Death.

A novel focused of Nagash massed invasions of the realms was teased.

Exactly like space marines.
I don't think their armor comes off anyway.

Whereas Chadswords are free to fuck whoever they want.

>because valkya never existed

>tfw no aelf releases.

>2017
>not understanding how c-sections work

inb4 "I was pretending to be retarded"

Valk died, Khorne brought her back as a Daemon. She is powerful because shes not human anymore

It does come off.

>I don't think their armor comes off anyway.
>We already know it comes off from aos novels
Jesus, I bet you are the "there is no lore in AoS" guy.

Where is this canon other than their helmets? Any stories?

She was a chieftain before she died and ascended. While she was a mortal, she raped her husband (implying you can rape your spouse).

im confused, is there not allowed to be women in warhammer?

>I don't think their armor comes off anyway.
I love how people comment on something they know nothing about. It's delightful, but not in a 'witty' way, in a 'look at this retard' way.

youtube.com/watch?v=LbaxfuknZWE
>This expansion will contain six new fighters for your games of Warhammer Underworlds
I see only 5 of them

Fyreslayers and Bonesplitterz, just to fuck with people.

The only novel or book I read was city of secrets. I tried the ones at the launch of AoS but they were all shit. Godbeasts was dumb as fuck.

>six new fighters
...huh.

Yes I read her book, she killed him too. shame about the finecast

The six is Eshin, obviously.

>Skaven
>thinking they aren't cheating
Nigga they probably get 5 and you can randomly pop the 6th in as a sneak attack because skaven are rat cheating bastards. They should get to swap dice and cards in my opinion

>The only novel or book I read was city of secrets
You've got no one to blame but yourself then
Oh fuck, I chuckled

Destruction: Spider Goblin prophet from the spider gods. Think the grot scuttling

Order: Stormcast. Id rather it be some Lizardman dino but we all know its going to be a SCE

...a fucking Warlord in Shadespire seems a tad unbalanced when the best the other guys get is a unit champion.

Oooh. Sound neat. Hopefully they'll give us a new subfaction.

Well I suppose if nothing else it's nice to see GW are starting to get somewhat proficient in sculpting female faces. Their previous track record with a few exceptions has been pretty dire.

>Skaven playing fair
reminder to paint them albino

It could be balanced by the regular guys being absolute shit.

>t-this will be a new starter set!

no it's four blisters get your shit together

seems fair fair to me

>GW watched too much GoT
>Scene where red woman births shadowman
2017
>Herald of chaos is a woymank
>slannesh is missing
>woymank gets preggers with new slaanesh
>slaanesh is reborn by c section

iirc they will be buffed while fighting against separated models. You know, rats killing the lost guy while noone is watching

they take their gloves off in the stories to feel stuff

Gas the stormkikes, race war now.

dropped

Anyone have this?

So on the facebooks. Response to this new model is pretty massively positive. However theres some sprinking of 'muh feminism' and some 'muh aelves' in there as well. Naturally.

>GW release good looking mini, a few players still salty news at 11

thanks Capt. Obvious

Well, dipshits gonna dipshit. Can't change that.
Though the 'muh elves' thing baffles me. It's not even a Order model, for all we know order does get an elf for Malign Portents.

>muh feminism
People can't be this fuckin gay

>People like a gorgeous mini?
No, really?
>Some asshole rants about how this is killing the game or some shit?
No, really?

now? haven't the skaven been at war with everyone since they realized warpstone is amazing?

Mostly complaining about how she's too sexualized and isn't wearing practical clothing. And boobplate complaints.

One of the scrubs and the warlord both have a spear. That alone makes the scrub worthwhile and the bossman nasty.

>casually associates aelf fans with misogynists

I see what you did there.

We can be pretty fuckin gay. Its 2017, don't hate.

she was also a mighty chaos warleader while alive, hence the favor of the blood god

it also means female marauders/chieftains arent impossible

to be fair, a warlord is roughly on par with a champion from a non shit race

I do like the idea of Chaos Red Sonja. I would give her a sword instead.

Stormcucks BTFO by ogre cock.
Now we know why they call them "Ogor bulls"

It's either some asshole bitching about how she's too sexualized and not boring enough or some other asshole biching about how having women in the game is ruining everything.
Can't win here, I feel.

see
Theres a side by side. They are wearing the same fucking thing, so its not sexualizing her.

The Fyreslayers get a Runefather.
A fucking Runefather. They are waaaay stronger than a Skaven Warlord, and literally covered in magic shit.

>fantashit names
You are like a baby

This looks like a pathetic attempt to appeal to SJW

>lets make this guy
>but female
>also she's his boss
>disregard giving her character, she's a strong independent woman who don't need no such things, also it would be sexist

and to think that for a moment before checking the image better and realising there's nothing interesting she looked like some sort of sigmarite barbaric amazon

You really can not. GW wants to make models that appeal to a broader audience, and there will always be complaints from the extremes on either side. GWs biggest mistake would be to listen to, or even respond to either of these sides.

Photoshopper guy here.
Check out this reply I got on the FB page.
Thoughts?

Exactly. She practically has more covering than the darkoath chieftain, and yet it's not enough.

Newsflash: Everyone buying female models are men.

All deamonette army? played by a dude
3 female stormcast shadespire army? played by a dude
SoB army? Played by a dude

>female characters is SJW

Better call every piece of media ever then

Or better yet how about you fuck off back to /pol/ with your crying wolf over everything

making an army of all Mexican primitive people is racist.

And here is one of the extremes right now.

GW listening to you, or the opposite end of the argument would be a mistake.

Now that there's two Darkoath models, might we see a new undivided Chaos barbarian line?

>3 female stormcast shadespire army? played by a dude

Wait, you can do that? I thought shadespire was set teams / decks. Or do you mean counts as?

Dont count on it. This is just the chaos herald. Each GA is getting one.

>shittier cover art
>using malekith's dragoness name for the faction

This is a meme. Jes has been sculpting kick ass female models since at least 2nd edition.

Dream on, friend.

It would be strange the contrary.... after single gods a "dark human undivided" faction would be pretty surely done.
Or perhaps putting them under archaon.

Counts as

I'd love it, they could resculpt the old marauders

Don't bring logic into this.

Seconding this.

>bottom right
I did some simple head and arm swaps with bloodreaver parts, makes them look waaay better

>Muh /pol/
/pol/ack here. Mini is awesome.

...

Girls are icky and turn men into SJWs with cooties. Get on with the times, user.

What book is that in?

Very nice

Lord of Undeath.

If she is his boss she probably demands that everyguy under her has less covering than her.

tell me what it is then

because I see a braindead concept of a miniature that can be completely described as "this guy but a girl, but also more important"

there's no thought put into it besides the desire to make it inclusive and not offensive and it hurts the design because you can't work around any flaw or stereotype to give it character
warhammer created miniatures around this process of exaggeration since the beginning, this is the neutering of it, you could take the picture of this miniature, show it around to people who don't keep informed constantly and the wouldn't be able to tell this is a warhammer miniature
it's not like GW didn't manage to cover female concepts for warhammer before, but this one is a failure

My man

So you rambled a generic complaint that could be leveled against any miniature
>it isn't what *I* want
>therefore it's generic braindead etc etc

I'm going to stick with fuck off

>disliking barely covered giant barbarian waifu
How does it feel to be gay?

>Buzzfeed tomorrow
Warhammer just added a female rape viking, and she is FIERCE!

what the fuck is wrong with me why do i want to spend money on shadespire

If the soyboy reddit audience moves to wargaming im going to be so angry
They already stole roleplaying and video games
Theres going to be nothing left these faggots havent ruined

I think that's probably the nicest female mini GW have done, the face actually looks reasonably female for once.
also I've got a thing for big meaty thighs so this model ticks all the right boxes