Age of Sigmar General /aosg/

Naked Midgets Edition
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Core rules
>games-workshop.com/en-US/Warhammer-Age-of-Sigmar-Rules
General's Handbook 2017
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Skirmish
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Army and Skirmish Warband builder
>warhammer-community.com/warscroll-builder/
City generator
>repl.it/Lfm3/2
Art Database
>ageofsigmart.booru.org/index.php

NAKED MIRRORED MIDGETS

NAKED CHAOS WOMYN

this
Love the model tßh. I hope Darkoath gets a full release in the future.

>tßh
>to beta honest
I bet you are

Hold up, are Fyreslayers not Chaos Dwarves? If not what's the difference?

Fyreslayers are hyperjews that will fight for anyone that pays with urgold.

Well for one thing, they aren't evil.

When will we get this beautiful Stronk Waman

Chaos Dwarves are by FW, and are known to possess bull centaurs that are literally a direct upgrade over Warherd bullgors

She is quickly becoming my new waifu.
WE NEED LEWD ART NOW!

I don't give a shit if she is a woman or not, I am not that autistic, but am I the only one who thinks the face is goofy and she isn't buff enough.

>you will never have SFM porn with warhammer characters
Why even live

> Stronk Barbarian Waifu
Goddamn it GW why must I be tortured this way

NAKED MIRRORED MIDGETS
In pain, in need
This one longing to be taller
That one wants to get some pants
And do I help them?
Yes, indeed
So sad, so true
NAKED MIRRORED MIDGETS
they come flocking to my anvil
crying "Ur-Gold Runefather please"
And I help them!
Yes I do.

It's German you twat.

Aaaand I screw up. Fuck it, you know what I meant.

What do you think her personality is like?
To me, she is a crazy girl constantly on about the gods.
>Yelling "BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!" during her period.
>Having ravinous deprived sex in the name of Slaanesh.
>Making Daddy Nurgle's special Chicken Noodle soup when her lover is sick.
>Always having plans for date night and many many backup plans.
>Has a pet rat that no one likes but tolerates.
She is our perfect Chaosfu.

You can pinpoint the exact post that this thread died.

Pls stahp.

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I would like to imagine she is more of a tsundere girl that never actually loved anyone before. She would appear as that outwardly serious and unaprochable powerful leader, but in reality be a total sweetheart that has trouble responding to compliments.

>this
>She is the type of girl to hold onto you while the deamons are harassing you for being the welp of the clan
>She would probably playfully slap you when you start crying over nicking yourself on your axe
>She would run out into battle holding your collar with your half running/half dragging behind
>She would spoon you after a great battle and revel

Why even live

Cut this shit out

Nah mate, let them be autist. AoS actually needs a waifu material and some OCs

I've been playing around with an ironjawz colourscheme. It's still very rough but feedback would be appreciated anyway.

Rats for shadespire. Looking pretty good.

Looking good m8.

Did anyone here ever play this? (If not, you really should, it's awesome.)
What would you guys suggest for a suitable representation on the tabletop for the protagonist? I reckon the starting point would be that charming fellow with the impaling spear, but what about the giant two handed sword?

Oh boy, I can't wait to buy them only for their cards like with all the current and future shadespire releases.

I'm building a Skryre army so I need 3 WLCs and I also thought that it might be wise to get a Screaming Bell or two for my Verminus dudes. Looks like the Pestilens start collecting is most suitable for my needs so I might as well start a small Pestilens army (1000pts and maybe expand it one day).
Here comes the question
- Is Congregation of Filth worth running in 1000pts games?
- Is the Verminlord Corruptor a must-have for Pestilens?
- Plague monks - are they worth running in 20-men units or should I stick with 30 at least?
- Virulent Procession - I have never played with a combined battalion before. Do I need to pay points for 2 or more Congregations ofFilth battalions or just fulfill their requirements?
- Also how do I git gut with Pestilens?

It's a joke, right? There is no synergy between Greenskinz and Gobbos, yet GW decided to put them in one bundle

>No-discount bundles
I'm disappointed

>There is no synergy
They both have green skin.Lol

Is this could be found somewhere in the megas already?

We have marauders, warhounds and marauder horsemen .
Theres your army right there. What else would a nomadic race have?

>What else would a nomadic race have
Some kind of wizard or shaman would be nice. Also some ranged support - slings or bows I guess

Non-shitty sculpts would be nice, as would be more options, like archers, or some unique units.

ez

Then it makes even less sense, since now it’s saying tssh

Again, play slaves to darkness.

>Some kind of wizard or shaman
chaos sorcerer lord, just convert it to look like a barbarian.... or this guy in pic from a space wolf

>ranged support
Marauder horsemen have throwing javelins option

You do member back in the way-back times before the tommorow-morrow lands when they were the ORCS & GOBLINS?

Does anyone have a blank shadespire model card and/or the font used?

do we like the new model?
i like the new model.

Yeah, but they are not now. There is maybe a single grot unit that has some synergy with greenskinz. It's like selling seraphon and wanderers in common bundle

>regular kit - mounted Marauders with spears or javelins&axes /
>dual kit - Marauders armed with javelins or flails or spears or dual axes / Chaos Archers
>dual kit - buff raiders with big weapons / buff were-men with claws
>clampack - shaman-like wizard
>clampack - Darkoath Chieftain
>Clampack - Warqueen

>>Some kind of wizard or shaman
Sure, but it'd be nice to have matching kits. And marauders that aren't awful.

Personally I think the face is goofy and she should be buffer.

Now that the age of hope is over, and a new darkness descends o the realms, how will your dudes respond to this era of despair and grimdark?

There is now a 10% chance that they may be rebased onto circles.

It's not a whfb anymore - you can like whatever you want mate
I hope that Nagash will make Sigmar so fuckin mad that he will go full bakka and next event will be named Rage of Sigmar

Looking good user. I am working on my Ghorgon, I’m just paining the skin, the fur is done but there’s still much to do. What are the rest of you working on AoSG?

What's the difference between AoS and WHFB? are they interchangeable?

Good sir, they are almost identical! Absolutely no discernible difference at all.
In fact I had a rather comical misunderstanding in which I was playing AOS but my cheeky comrade was engaging in an act of WHFB and that realization didn't occur until deep into the fifth turn of the battle.
What a goof!

Two different games at this point. Different rules, unit profiles, list building etc.

AoS is basically the newest edition of WHFB, but it's fundamentally different. The newest factions don't exist in WHFB, bases are different (round in AoS, square in whfb) and the setting is a new one. Also AoS babbies and whfb grogs hate each other so much, that mentioning one of them in the other ones thread is usually not a good idea. Also both games are pretty mediocre, with huge balancing and identity issues, though the last true whfb edition (8th) was one of the worst rulesets ever and whfb grogs are retarded for clinging to it.

>Warqueen
Is this seriously the name they gave her?
*inhales* Y-

THIN. YOUR. PAINTS.
Your armor color scheme is nice, but jeez man... thin coats.
The axe looks weird

As a weird aside, where I'm from a "goof" is a pedophile, and a pretty serious insult.

>WFHB
>Mediocre
>Implying that ya boy hasn't been carried to the gates of Valhalla
>And that skubmar even got witnessed

I'm probably never gonna go to a shop or con and play with the grognards there (although ironically someone demoing the game for me at both is what is finally gonna get me to buy in after all these years). I'm just curious to see if me and my brother would run into any problems just picking up cool looking minis, their associated books, and having battles regardless of edition.

I have a collection of MTG dating back to Legends, and a buddy of mine has just started, so every now and then when playing that we run into weird power level or rules compatibility things.

Dear college,

I would like to personally assure you that the location of my occupation does not share your disposition towards goofing.
Goofing, gaffing and gobbing are common agenda items and can often be found lovingly placed as to do bullet points here, there and (of course) everywhere.

Regards,
with love,
user. xoxo

Fixed.
Get with the times GW

but cant change the features.
That was obviously sculpted as a white woyman, whereas this is clearly a black guy. A paintjob wont change the sculpt.

>this white primer
So many models fucked up with corax white

>Non-shitty sculpts would be nice
Just buy Frostgrave Barbarians. Those are dope.

I purposely changed the head on my excelsior warpriest because I don't have time for niggers in my army.

Who wants to buy models they can't use in a GW store?

Bump

Easy fix: Don't play in a GW store.
No reason not to use models you like better anyway.

Mind to show us your model?

This is the ideal AoS army.
This is what SQUEAK PERFORMANCE looks like.

This is the only non-black one I can find.
Even with the shit paint job, it doesn't look right. Nergoid features cant be hidden by paint

I'm not saying the other user is not a faggot for writing it like that, I'm just saying that it's not right to accuse a Glorious German Letter for a weakass greek letter.

Ha, ha, ha. Very funny meme. That was comic gold.

Phone, it's confuse. Confusing is not accusing. Stop doing that. You know it makes me look like an ass.

I've seen slavic bouncers that look similar enough.

>chub-cast eternal.

please look up what anthropology is

>hair blowing different way than cape
I hate it when people use that fucking head

it almost never looks good

I wish dinosaurs didn't go extinct.

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I have a masters' degree in archaeology, that's good enough? People who masturbate to durr osteology supports muh racism are hilarious..I guess we didn't bomb and rape enough of them in '45.

No one is doubting that blacks, spics and crackers are all different.
You're just autistic for caring so much. Fucking autists.

>american education

we seem to have a conflict

Oh goodie, looks like another race war.

All of Warhammer is a race war.
Around elves, watch yourselves,
Gas the stormkikes race war now,
Dwarven refugees must hang from trees, etc etc

America's second favorite past time after mass shootings that no one could prevent, it just can't be done.

yeah I bet you do retard

You guys are pathetic. From this post noone should replying to this troll's posts

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It's not the thinnest I've done. But I think the paints are thinner than they look because I've not done proper blends on it. The checkered pattern on the axe didn't turn out too well either.

Aren't Orcs meant to symbolize WWI/II Germans?

Your image makes no sense.
You have the same guy making positing and negative statements about SCE.
Also you are using a jew meme yet criticizing them

-Orcs are blacks
-Skaven were jews because of trickery (now SCE are jews because of shekels and forced consumption)
-brets were frenchies
- tk were KANGZ
- vampire counts were europoors
- Nippon were jap ching chong ping pongs
etc

Orcs and Orks meant to symbolize skinheads

You'll have to excuse me for not plastering my personal data on the degree on Veeky Forums, but yes I do, with specialization in archaeozoology, because astragals make me moist.

I thought orcs were supposed to represent a fictional race of warriors? Well what do I know anyhow.

>56228611
No more (you)s for you, polish trash