So, what's the hygiene situation like at your flgs, Veeky Forums? Where do you yourself stand?
Also, anyone remember that thread by some neckbeard several months back asking about hygiene and coasters for his first dnd session? He ended up eating macaroni and cheese meant for the entire group and then awkwardly offered the players money in recompense. Pic related
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There's a sign on my gaming club's bathroom door telling players they get a +2 bonus to their next roll if they remember to wash their hands.
That's contemptuous as fuck
People I game with are hygienic enough that it's never been a noticeable problem.
I'm fine, but sometimes get busy and forget to shower until it's so late that my housemates are asleep and I don't want to wake them up.
There's also a shower in the bathroom with a list of rules as long as my arm. The very first one is requesting people only leave the shower room if fully clothed.
I'm a newcomer to this club so I wasn't around for whatever events precipitated these rules. But I'm glad I wasn't.
I haven't been back to my lgs ever since some kid literally took a shit on the floor and danced around it chanting "Diarrhea cha-cha-cha" to be thrown out by the staff.
I sense a greentext story here
We all bathe and wash regular and either shave or at least trim beard.
Only ever had a problem with it once. Sperg-Lord who was visibly greasy as fuck. If you had rubbed his forehead on a wall you would have got translucent wall paper greasy. Fuck awful beard with a moustache that never seen scissors. Given the amount of collected food in it I'm pretty sure he was sifting the air for krill to devour. Not fat though, which is where the stereotype is broken. Smelt rancid. Don't think he ever bathed. Ever. Teeth entirely made of plaque, natural breath weapon.
Don't know why he was in our group. We all assumed that he was the cousin or friend or something of one of us but he only ever met him prior once or twice, he just kind of invited himself and other friend was too much of a pussy to say anything.
We asked him, politely at first, to bathe before sessions. He got indignant and claimed that "he washed when he needed to". This carried on for a while and I'm pretty sure that over the 6ish months that this went on for he didn't touch soap possibly out of defiance.
Eventually we booted him and he left in a huff claiming he was going to go to "da Polees" (he always pronounced the as da among other things) because we were bullying him. DM, bless his little cotton socks, threw a car air freshener at him and slammed the door.
Friend user who had brought the filthy sack of shit in the first place we asked if he was alright with what had happened. He was relieved. Took more than a week to get the stink out of the chairs.
Not him but what more is there for him to say?
Nah, that's really it. I was setting up to play DnD, someone notices the smell of shit, and then we hear the chant, look to see the kid and the struggling employee, and we decided to hold games at our various houses/apartments on a rotating basis from then on.