A virtual divegrass tournament run in Pro Evolution Soccer and streamed for the enjoyment of anons everywhere.
>Why the fuck should I care?
Dank memes, top bants, bragging rights, and hype by the bucket load. For more info see implyingrigged.info
We've already got ourselves back in the Elites but tonight we face off against the foul board of /mlp/ in our last group stage match. The horse's hooves will be on the line if /mu/ defeat Veeky Forums in the game before ours. Our match is scheduled for (1830 GMT, 2:30 pm EDT)
BUT BEFORE THAT
[s4s] take on [r9k] in the first match of today (1700 GMT, 1 pm EDT) followed by /a/ vs /vp/
We have a discord server set up for all things Veeky Forums Cup-related. So pop in if you want to talk about the team or just anything in general. discord.gg/011qOR7qt0vo3Siiv
Kayden Jackson
Get HYP ya grots. WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
Dominic Rivera
WOO!
Juan Watson
DUES VULT
Thomas Lee
Oh i do hope we win this one.
Alexander Phillips
Good luck guys. If we don't join you , then at least put horses where they belong.
Leo Turner
Release the skinks
Alexander Roberts
l^)
Leo Bailey
Have we got someone recording these? I love watching the replays for the commentary and chat which is always funny but I have trouble finding so many of the matches.
Christopher Sullivan
SETTRA DOES NOT SERVE, HE SCORES
Zachary Flores
They're on the wiki (implyingrigged dot info) on the cup pages. Smashcast or klaxa. I think but don't quote me on this but the downloaded klaxa has the chat as subtitles.
Benjamin Stewart
Cheers lad.
Jeremiah Brooks
Rolled 5 (1d20)
I roll for glue don't worry about it
Benjamin Perry
Gentlemen, your Imperial Thought for the Day.
Blake Clark
Good luck today as well Blonky
Liam Garcia
>dubs on Veeky Forums thread >trips on /vp/ thread
I have a good feeling
Tyler Bailey
purge the mutants, for they are unclean and a disgusting existence
Parker Roberts
Rolled 9 (1d20)
Rolling is dangerous. Anything could happen.
Samuel Gonzalez
Rolled 8 (1d20)
Indeed.
Hudson Taylor
has settra even been subbed in once?
Gabriel Sullivan
...
Evan Turner
Quite a few times, Hopefully Tomb kings will be added in total war soon so we can steal his model.
Charles Rodriguez
December!
Jose Gomez
Check'd, and you're god damn right.
Lucas Wright
He's started a few games too.
Brandon James
...
Charles Lopez
Good to be back in the elites.
Joshua Sanchez
ahh I see I guess I just didn't a mummy model and didn't realize it was settra
Juan Brooks
/a/ need to win
Owen Watson
He has a shitty blender atm, hopefully by winter we'll have the Settra model ripped from TW.
Joshua Cox
>Discord This kills the hype.
Lucas Martin
Coupled with the Emprah out team will end up looking more gold than blue/orange
Jackson Wood
We've made a good community to discuss the team and cup. Also another place to talk about other Veeky Forums related things, we've got a blood bowl 2 league for example. it's a good place to pitch ideas about players, goal horns etc rather than having them potentially get lost in these threads.
Dominic Hill
The threads will always be here, user. Discord is mostly just for getting in contact with management.
Nathan Lopez
>it's a circlejerk Cool story bro
Christian Murphy
You haven't been watching long eh? The whole cup is one big circlejerk.
Jason Bell
And off-cup season discussions because cup threads are endangered anywhere that isn't horrible.
Adrian Price
/mu/ here Please beat /mlp/ for us, lads Thanks
John Fisher
You guys better beat Veeky Forums
Josiah Jackson
Please git gud so we can send them to Spring.
Alexander Clark
>tfw this cup has made me an /r9k/ fan Okay, the /a/ game was pretty normal, but winning a game with zero shots on target? And then that 90+ goal against /s4s/ that lost them the game but won them the group.
Oliver Hughes
Holy fuck /a/ with the come back!
Jordan Clark
>And off-cup season discussions >aka changing things behind the backs of most fans
Benjamin Sanders
Are we ever going to update our ad-boards?
When was the last time someone played or cared about ArtifICE or Joints and Jivers?
Hunter Perry
Would you rather these threads get banned because every slider change had to be discussed on Veeky Forums? All roster-related decisions are done through polls posted here.
Camden Gonzalez
>aka changing things behind the backs of most fans I'm pretty sure most changes apart from the roster have always been done by the managers without consulting anyone else.
Josiah Torres
Lurk more, fag.
Dylan Garcia
They already have polls for the roster, unless you want polls for our strategies for the game too.
>"alright guys Veeky Forums has called an entire day of timeout, for the entire board to vote on their strategy"
Zachary Phillips
So, we're the better team compared to /mlp/, but that doesn't always guarantee a win. How are we looking in testing?
Dylan Ross
Pretty good, biggest problem is /mlp/ generally have a new thing every match.
Ryder Murphy
/mlp/ isn't doing great, but they are big winners in the past. They could do something surprising.
Oliver Harris
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU GUYS DOING.
Jason James
It's time for real now!
Asher Rodriguez
Rolled 14, 11, 4 = 29 (3d20)
Alright time for a match of which the result will matter literally nothing. Rolling for win draw and loss results
Nolan Stewart
Wew, dem conditions.
Sebastian Long
YOU FUCKED UP
Brody Adams
Rolled 83 (1d100)
Rolling for cocaine levels
Jack Cruz
Hyp for this match! No bad blood against ponies, but if I remember right, our last meeting a few autumns ago ended in rigging, so some revenge is due.
Nathaniel Perry
'ERE WE GO, BOYZ!
Colton Brown
ORK ORK ORK ORK
Landon Morales
AKUR AKIR AKAM!
Isaac Ortiz
IT'S TIME FOR FOOTSLOGGIN' BOYZ!
Ayden Howard
Whatever happens good luck in Winter Veeky Forums
t. ponyfig
Wyatt Kelly
Akur akir akam-
OH GOD WHO THE FUCK VOTED FOR THIS ANTHEM
Aiden Gonzalez
/co/ here, I hope we play against each other in knockouts
Zachary Powell
LET'S GOOOOO
Isaac Baker
Strangely appropriate intro music
James Wilson
It was our anthem vs /mu/ [Spoiler]not that it's a bad anthem [/spoiler]
Adam Mitchell
>Slaanesh intro
Christian Rodriguez
And immediately we get rigged by >PAVAL.
Greaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat.
Kayden Cruz
DONT FUCK UP SPOILERS
Asher Morgan
>Nicol Bolas' blender is a great big card instead of his actual head Eh
Christopher Bennett
>shaping up to be a semen slurper >sudden rape at thirty minutes Testers not concerned about the knockouts I guess.
Charles Evans
YOU SEE
YOU SEE
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DONT AKUR AKIR AKAM
William Butler
We're still working on getting proper blenders for him, Dunkelzahn, Gork n' Mork, and such.
Jackson Diaz
>Rape
Why where the red defenders subbed off again?
Zachary Brooks
Good luck and have fun, Veeky Forums!
t. horsefucker
Jack Stewart
It also looks like Stat Me's arms aren't rigged to his skeleton correctly, they remain motionless.
Caleb Edwards
WE GAVE THEM TOO MUCH POWER WITH THE ANTHEM
Justin Wood
Holding them back for the 2nd?
Josiah Brown
The stadium is pretty impressive looking.
James Miller
They couldn't figure it out in time before the cup started, that's also on the list of things to get done for Winter.