How would you make a campaign with Thor as big bad?

How would you make a campaign with Thor as big bad?

I imagine he seemed kind of villainous if you weren't Norse at the time

Play it from the perspective of the giants.

Ever heard of Mythender? It's an RPG about killing gods and Thor is one of the prebuilt antagonists in the book.

Is that the really edgy one that says fuck a lot?

I would have him be stern and serious, but completely misunderstand current local social mores for 2/3rds of the campaign, then having him constantly quip for the last 3rd.

Ice Giant campaign

The PCs are early medieval Christians journeying into the unknown northern lands to convert the Vikings.

Sounds great but I'm never going to play it because I'm a pagan-boo.
Sad.

But that's just him being a goodguy as usual...

What part of a campaign with pagans with real magical powers and real deities is not paganboo as fuck?
Varg pls go

^This is the proper way to do it

Have you considered not being a faggot?

>Scientists have recently discovered that rampant thunderstorms in the area and the amount of wild-ass parties being thrown in the heavens might be related
>Civilians are getting struck down left and right because a careless Thor is doing party tricks and fucking up the lands
>The Party is the local neighborhood watch trying to get him busted in part because of the accidental murders but mostly because they weren’t invited

>It was Loki all along trying to put the blame on Thor so he'd be the one to claim Odin's love instead of his brother.

Are the norse gods dicks like the greek gods?

Mostly just to each other and other mythical creatures.

Keeps running motherfuckers over in his lightning chariot, not stopping to help them
basically vehicular manslaughter: the god

>Have you considered not being a faggot?

Aren't Vikings the polar-opposite of faggots? Especially compared to pre-crusade christians.

Play as Jotun.

Note that Jotun are not giants, though sometimes they were.

Have you read absolutely nothign about Thore, Loki, and Odin?

Because cross dressing, transforming from male to female and back, and female sexual magic were all things they did.

Jotnar were always huge, but this ranged from "a really tall guy" to "skyscraper".

>judging gods by mortal standards
ISHYGDDT

>Nordic setting
>Lotsa beards and shitty land not good for farming.
>Gods are real/wander around doing people things, weaker than actual gods or just higher than party level "avatars"
>Thor's a douchey bro
>Like in the movies but more douchey
>Thor goes around getting drunk, breaking people's shit because of his godly high strength scores, not picking up the tab.
>He made out with a guy's daughter so hard that she's a quadriplegic now.
>Thanes and Skarls and other made up viking words ask the party to go tell Thor to tone it down.
>Thor won't turn down.
>Thor is BBEG not because he's evil but because he's literally Bluto with a magic hammer.
>Party has to get Thor to stop being a jackass or he'll destroy all of europe's penis shaped lands with his bar crawl of the gods.

To be fair vikings were faggots because all their women were bulldyke valkyries and all their men huddled up close to each other in boats and rubbed their moustaches together. Their gods were so gay that christians laughed at how faggy vikings were until they converted.

Made good swords though, ulfberht's better than any chinky katana shit.