Warhammer 40,000 General /40kg/

Carnac pls go

What da fug is this? A LoC?

Like salty coins and milk.

Armageddon endures.

>Hurr Durr retarded yiffer
>Hurr Durr let's do forbidden stuff
>'"Woe betide he who ignores my warning or breaks faith with me. He shall be my enemy, and I will visit such destruction upon him and all his followers that, until the end of all things, he shall rue the day he turned from my light."
>- The Emperor, at Nikaea
>Bawn no fair why are we being pursued only because we broke the only rule that shall never be broken
>You guys are to blame
>Y-y-you are a-a r-retarded y-y-you
Pathetic

Only if one of the relics is a Power Staff that does 3damage with a name that makes it obvious it's just an old Entrenching Tool

>emperor gives a direct order
>decides to listen to a traitor and his ego over the emperor
>muh most loyal legion

*proud Pyro noises*

>ignoring the fact you disobeyed your orders from the emperor himself and were led astray by horus
>this quote from nikaea completely justifies everything we did!

big Ol' DP

Looks like he's making the CIA pose.

Krieg have always been Pyro in my headcanon

youtube.com/watch?v=cMoY29ESmLY

we will darken the skies with our new awesome rules and fill the threads with the ovipositor i mean offspring of hive mind.

my playing buddy rather sits at home talking to his waifu with vr set than play.

>Ignoring the fact that you sold your souls to the devil rather than accept death
>Ignoring the absolute fact that literally nothing would have happened if Magnus weren't both disobedient and ridiculously retarded

>Inquisitor Coteaz, I'm Krieg.
>Tell me about Cawl. Why does he wear the mask ?

Yes Magnus gave a fuck about his sons, and hm, seems okay when you break the rules, guess that's different though :^)

>Heretic Uprising, I'm DKK.

>Kraken Genestealers

...

Ahriman did nothing wrong.

>be daemon
>get shot

Is it at all possible to make a combat capable Company Commander? My of one is a guy with a cane yelling orders but that might be a failing of my imagination.

>Resisting arrest when the police is given free restrain to use deadly force
>Hurr Durr you're the retards

my dudes > your dudes

I don't know. He fucked over Astraeos pretty hard.

>tfw daemons can’t unto ranged combat

>resisting arrest
>no reply and not fighting back is now resisting
confirmed retard

>facing Kronos as Tzeentch Daemons

>get explicit orders to take him alive
>decide to ignore that because muh legion killer

I just finished cleaning up all my bits. There’s got to be a way to recycle all this.

How would you equip a 10 man sternguard squad if you plan to deploy it via drop pod for fluff reason s ?
Sergant with combi plasma, 4 man with plasmaguns/combi plasmas and the last 5 man with stormbolters or their special issue bolters ?

You're a big guy.

They never tried to arrest him dumbfuck

your dudes > his dudes

Thew Wolves arrived in system and immediately started attacking.

turn them into necrons

>Breaking the rules
>The Emperor give full liberties to Leman to persecute Magnus and deal with him and his legion as he saw fitting

Astraeos literally fucked himself.
>hurrdurr I'm gonna accept this daemon into myself
>hurrdurr what could possibly go wrong?
>oh shit fuck you Ahriman it's your fault!
What a complete fucking retard of a character.

His dudes > That guys dudes

>be magnus
>know you are gonna die and tell your sons to not fight the wolves
>russ has a murder boner and attacks without provocation

Read , he was meant to use any means necessary to bring magnus back to the fucking throne.

But did you organize your bits into separate bins for what type of model they come from or what purpose they serve?

Oh hey there chaosfaggots, what was that about Tyranids not being a threat to daemons?

Death Guard are love.

Pt 1.

>Facing Daemons as Kronos

Those are retards who must not know anything about tyranids
t. CSM player

is that guy vaping?

Death Guard are love.

Pt 2.

god

>Recieve new orders to kill him
>Give him a chance to surrender anyway
>He won't so much as wave a white flag
>"Hurr Russ should have known the most trusted man in the Imperium wasn't telling the truth because reasons."

>We're just going to pass these retarded bugs and go burn the Imperium down, as always.
It is that simple.

Death Guard are love.

Pt 3.

Tell me about Hive Fleet Kronos. What did they do to make Carnac so angry?

By faction.

fuck off nazi FW

Well done, my fellow autist. The unsorted should ear the sorted.

>someone with a bunch of fleets makes it clear he is going to kill you
>asks if you want to surrender
>you say no
wow what a prick

Suddenly Chaos might not be the Number 1 threat to the galaxy any more.

At long last I finally see.

>Asspull, the Hive Fleet
>Why do they make people angry? XDDDDDDDDDDD

>Multiple levels of disgusting degeneracy in one pic
Yep that's Death Guard alright.

UUUU

Good for you
Confused by the reading from the officiator but youdoyou

>get new orders from traitor
>emperors right hand man says to not follow them
>decide to ignore the guys who speak for the emperor

You know it.

Specifically tailored to wreck chaos with shadow in the warp, superior ranged weaponry and a weapon that ignores invulnerable saves. Fluffed to be the Tyranids answer to stopping the spread of chaos

Carnac BEGONE!

>The most hyper-adaptive race in existence adapted to combat something
>This is an asspull to the Chaoscuck

Wolves are awful even without Prospero baggage

How would you rate the new Dex of the Nids?

I'd give it a 7/10, it's a bit better than the Index but in no way competitive.

>Just float there and demand Magnus come account for himself
>He literally does nothing
>Follow legitimate commander's orders

>tfw chaosfag and carnac, carnaclikes, and falseflaggers are making me look bad

>mfw when I bought that hat for the resemblance

How would you equip a 10 man sternguard squad if you plan to deploy it via drop pod for fluff reason s ?
Sergant with combi plasma, 4 man with plasmaguns/combi plasmas and the last 5 man with stormbolters or their special issue bolters ?

>Not boarding a civilian ship and surrendering yourself to the police
Implying he didn't ignored all communications and only ever faced Leman when he decided he didn't want to die
>Literally lying
No they didn't, in the burning of Prospero book they give the thousand sons time to surrender and Russ tries to communicate to Magnus trough watch he believed was a Hidden one, and Magnus was way too aware anyways but didn't attempted to communicate himself and decided that forcing the wolves to raze Prospero was better idea, so no, it was all Magnus's fault, he could have stopped it and he didn't do it

>Tyranids already figured out the strategy to beating chaos in shadowbrink
>new hive fleets showing up all the time, as always
>new hive fleet specifically made to fuck up chaos using the same strategies we saw on shadowbrink
>Carnac ass-fractured worse than biel-tan

>Tyranids get attacked by Chaos at Baal
>Hurr why would the Hive Mind create a counterattack

>>Follow legitimate commander's orders
despite fellow commander saying not to follow those orders and encountering absolutely no resistance or fight from any one on the planet until attacking them

>tfw Guardfag
>tfw the horde of WAACfags that sprang up, tainting my army's good name this edition
It's unfair.

>Adapted to Bolts/Bullets btw XDDD
>Adapted to Power weapons btw XDDDD
>Adapted to Fire/Plasma btw XDDDDDDDDDDDD
>Adapted to Necron tech btw XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
You just wait your turn, retards.

>Horus given explicit power to speak for the Emperor
>So trusted Big E refuses to believe he could be a traitor
>Valedor is just his guard
>Russ gives Valedor's wishes a chance anyway
>Magnus literally sulks his way into a war because he won't answer a phone

They've done that already.

Well they're not.

And they resisted, thus forcing an all out war, sons clearly didn't listen the edict and continued their studies, even if Magnus had surrender himself all Prospero libraries would have burn anyways, the sons knew this and it's why they resisted

Oh, alright. Tyranids win. Everyone go home.

That better not be a catgirl.

Are you trolling right now? Thousand Sons didn't resist until most of the planet was in ruins.

>Saying no when you know full well you and your primarch broke death penalty laws
Yeah those wolves were in the wrong here

>spilling the raw matter of Chaos into the material realm in ever-increasing quantities.
>Nids haven't been able to slow the spread of Chaos
>This is a disaster for the Hive Mind who needs the biomass Chaos is taking

Nids confirmed for little dog.

>not wearing the regulation greatcoat
>flesh on face and chest exposed, increasingly vulnerability to enemy chemical agent
Soldier what the fuck are you doing