>3 seconds to come up with a character name
Uh, Bimbledoof Bordeho.
>3 seconds to come up with a character name
Uh, Bimbledoof Bordeho.
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GUN TO YOUR HEAD
YOU HAVE 3 SECONDS TO THINK OF A COOL NAME FOR A KOBOLD THIEF
GO
Frodo Baggins.
>implying
You never said it had to be original, OP.
TRIK DICKSY.
Damn. That’s a great one!
Skrablak "Scribbes" Longtoes.
Richard Burns
Majuna Ikimoko
What the fu- I don't even do nip names unless it's a nip setting.
I once "randomly" generated the name Cour Tesan for a player in my group. The slowpoke actually did it, they named their character Cour Tesan and played the whole campaign with it.
>trying to break out of jail
>pretend we're there to deal with pests
>have to come up with fake names
>they believed that the theif was named "Lister of Smeg" and the wizard was named "Fucking Jesus"
Rance Watts.
Tony Refail.
Szulu Badae
Sliv Norloniv
Jack Baxter
PAUB BLAT
Made me chuckle
Urien Nutrient ffs
Smeg Stealer!
Aw man, I coulda done cooler than that...
Joe Hasselhoff
Jackie Chan
Gary Niger
Nice.
Cernando Cumcom
Klapf
Teef McGeef
Spaghetti Montblanc
KOOLKOLAID KOOLAID
Jack Terry
I hate inventing names on the fly. I always keep a bank of names handy.
Alex Doorcheese
Gible Fimble
TEEHEE MACARONI!
Kobe "Old Thief" Karackter
Nigha McNighus
Tucker.
Ghaz Khudesh?
It's the best I could do I'm sorry don't kill me ;-;
jerry the sou-chef
tadaa
Rodolf Taggleborn.
Benedict Cumberbatch!
Aw, shit.
Aethelwulf Hiedler
Fuck, that’s a strong name
Maverick Coswell.
I do not react well to being threatened.
Kobolds are gay, shoot me.
Fagolo Briband
Twig Bundlesnitch
Notfu.
Stalin's Organ.
Don Kino
Grimscale Shadowscream
Coffee Iguana
Jehrod Dimble
Nicholas Mage
Kup Teraz
Spoop McSpoops
Scrungus bungus
Kuss
Tree Fiddy
targon redswine
Why, my peenus weanus of course ;)
hahah! :D
it's my weeeeeeenus peanus! :) hahah
ITT: names for characters - my answer is, of course, my peanus weenus :D
hahaha!
Karl Dandleton
Snicky Snackydab
rexen halmoon
I refuse on account of not playing furfag races
Kock Suka
SORDHEIM LOGGER
Sneaks Mckenzie.
>Fighter
Montebank.
>Rogue
Montebank.
>Ranger
Montebank.
>Barbarian
Montebank.
>Monk
Montebank.
>Warlock
Montebank.
>Sorcerer
Montebank.
>Wizard
Montebank..
>YOU HAVE 3 SECONDS TO THINK OF A COOL NAME FOR A KOBOLD THIEF
Tharkwin
3 seconds isn't a lot of time.
Bib bib bib bibdiddy bib.
>His name changed from Gerry Dorsey to Engelbert Humperdinck. I mean, I just wanted to be in the room when they were working that one through: >Zingelbert Bembledack! Yingybert Dambleban! Zangelbert Bingledack! Wingelbert Humptyback! … Slut Bunwalla!
>"What?!"
>All right, Kringelbert Fishtybuns! Steviebuns Bottrittrundle –
>"No, Gerry Dorsey! I like Gerry Dorsey!"
>No, we can't, who we got? Zingelbert Bembledack, Tringelbert Wangledack, Slut Bunwalla, Klingybun Fistelvase, Dindlebert Zindledack, Gerry Dorsey, Engelbert Humptyback, Zengelbert Bingledack, Engelbert Humperdinck, Vingelbert Wingledanck—
>"No, no, go back one!"
Rek Torks
TEEHEE MACCARONI!
Bomblecrumb yiggis
Jin Son of Eric
Slips.
Lucile Phaucmoore
Glorf widderdishmanshireshale
Puck goldendrop
Bobwald Bobson
Wicket.
kek
Irkum Zrisbold
Liz Snatchgrab
Gob Mcscooty
Snikt Dickely
Duncan Huffington
Wilby Hilltopple
Scrax Clawnickle
Scratches McStealfingers
Faggot Assboy II
I'm sorry, it's the first thing that I thought of. Your post scared me.
Rasper Cromphouse
Bloombus Dinglehorff
Scribble McKnifehand
Dildo Douchebaggins
Steal McStealerton
Kaglak Slackgrab
Ifyoudon Treplytodis Urmumwilldieinhersleeptonight
NOW GIVING OUT FREE FUCKING NAMES
Alright asslickers, give me your stupid fucking character concept and I'll give you a god damned name
If you don't fucking like it you can politely ask for another one
Puglancer Fortnight immediately came to mind, which actually doesn't seem to terrible in reply to
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