Shit that your players want to do

>players want do a pseudo-communist revolution campaign

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>my players want freedom of choice

That's fine, just make sure they're destined to fail because communism never works.

>implying any economic system has any fate aside from "doomed"

Capitalism.

>money pools among the elite, the means of production starves out, the elite fall into squalor
try again

Already Veeky Forums, here it is. The Grand Daddy of all "What the fuck?"

So my player wants to play a humanoid Chimera? Stupid enough right? Well, see how he wants to play is that it's actually 3 characters in one in that this "species "once it's reached puberty will automatically shift between A Humanoid Lion, A Humanoid Goat, and a Humanoid Snake every 24 hours. Each version has different modifiers, traits and feats because they're 3 separate "personalities" in 1 body. So he'd need 3 different character sheets. I said "well what happens to the stuff of the other personalities when 1 is in charge that that one in charge can't use?"
"He can't use it and has to carry it around or they lose it. So if the Goat Head is a Wizard, he has to find away to carry around the Snake heads Sword and Shield for his 24 hour shift that he can't use."

He seriously wants to be able to play 3 characters at once? I mean sure, he'll have to switch between them but it's crazy.

But where is the proof of this?
Welfare queens live in a state of luxury that literal queens a century ago could not have fathomed. The typical dietary problem of the poor is now obesity rather than starvation.

Meanwhile people in glorious communist Venezuela are literally hunting rats to survive.

One can be made equal with his Elders, and doesn't need such frivolous novelties for it. The practice of diablerie is ancient and proven to grant strong blood to those worthy of keeping it. Regardless of their origin.

>the means of production starves out
Capital doesn't eat user

I'm not really seeing the problem here.

There will always be more at the top than the bottom or middle, It is how you reward success. Capitalism is the only revolutionary system to lift the greatest number of people out of poverty and ensure a pleasant quality of life.

Try again.

>ywn have no Sabbat redhead qt3.14 gf

>But where is the proof of this?
>2017
>living in the age of stagnant wages and unlimited wealth for the 1%
>buh where pruf user?

try again

Mechanically, he'd basically be taking shifts between 3 different characters, but with the downside of having 1/3 the carry weight for each. The idea of a humanoid Chimera is the dumbest part, in my opinion.

So you're saying we live in socialism, not capitalism?

One of my fellow players wanted to play an actual black dragon. Now that I'm dming he wants to become a warboss

But what in that scenario is actually so horrible besides your butthurt that other people have more than you do? No one in the West is starving unless they're too crazy or criminal to avail themselves of government services. The poor are fat and have the knowledge of the world at their fingertips with the iPhones they all somehow have.

I don't care how much money Scrooge McDuck has as long as my quality of life is fine, which it is. As a lower-middle-class drudge I enjoy luxuries that would have make Julius Caesar mad with envy.

>Commie filth.
Disgusting.

So it’s not even a chimera, it’s a shape shifting furry?

Dumb.

Sure, if your definition of "socialism" is "anything that isn't AnCapistan". A social safety net that exists because of and contingent on the prosperity generated by capitalism doesn't make a society socialist.

player essentially wants the whole campaign to revolve around him. Any time I throw the party a moral dilemma that can break the party apart, maybe an encounter with the big bad of the campaign, even when I specifically write for one pc to have something horrible happen to them, he always jumps in and tries to make it about him.
When he died, he got mad that I didn't want to give him an 'epic death', and tried to say that he wasn't actually dead. Got fussy when his character didn't come back until I cracked and brought him back, only to kill him again when he tried to take the spotlight once more.

now my players want him out, might be the only time I give them mercy.

>stagnant wages

Minimum wage jobs don't rise with inflation. If you get a trade or start your own business you will see.

You are part of the 1% of the world's wealth.

I dunno, Caesar probably had slaves that did everything he wanted and stuff, nice views, soft chairs even if they're not as soft as we can make, didn't have to go shopping or anything.

I doubt he'd switch places with you until he's being stabbed.

All economic systems are destined to fail or mutate beyond recognition for the circumstances of their rise cant be mantained forever. It's just a matter of "how long?".

...

Sure, start the campaign in 1917 Russian Empire, show how fucked the situation is and how horrible all sides are. Then when tsars are done for, wait for the pot to boil and explode when october comes

But it is. It's a mixed system.

git gud commie

>Phone screenshot of a tumblr homestuck post
I don't know how the fuck you got here, but you need to go back
But, on a serious note, this is why financial aid and diversity scholarships are a horrible idea. The colleges realized that no matter how much they charged, the government would keep giving them money.

>Government pays for college
>College can charge whatever blue fucking number they please
>Government pays whatever price they ask
>School has money, Government looses money as Student Loans are unsecured
>Government has to charge higher interest to offset risk

Take Government out of private education, private life and private business and prices will come down.

>shooting the messenger

Fuck off, idiot.

>Waah he pointed out that I'm posting literal cancer
Fuck off.

Or, instead of paying private universities for work they don´t do, build some public ones at an affordable price for the middle to low class or go all the way and make them free with the money you get NOT making stupid tax cuts which only benefit the wealthy and corporations

You could also extrapolate the idea to health, close tax loopholes or even try to stop rampant lobbying by industries whose only interest is to get rich at the expense at everyone else.

Or, you could point your finger, scream COMMUNISM and refuse to try and change the system into something that doesn´t suck quite as much.

t.eurofag

>players want do a pseudo-communist revolution campaign

Give them one. Just make sure that they all get executed during inner party cleansing at the end, while their country spirals into hell, millions are dying and they can't do anything to stop criminals and psychopaths from using their cute little revolution to gain power. Just like in the real communist revolution.

>"first world" countries in which millions of people can't afford health care
Try again.

My players don't really ask to play anything and if I ask them they kinda muddle around until I suggest a type of game. So I end up picking a campaign, seeing what they think of it, then running it. Been going on for ten years now. At least they come up with neat characters.

>implying the universe has any fate aside from "doomed"

>Just like in any revolution.
FTFY

>immigrant hordes
How does Putin's dick taste? You certainly seem to like it

What if my players want a monarchist revolution? They adopted the two-year-old crown prince and everything.

Let them do it so long as someone plays as this guy

newsweek.com/venezuelan-president-eats-empanada-live-tv-while-addressing-starving-nation-701050

>system that makes subjects pursue monopoly, which is antithesis to competitive nature of itself.

A country in which people can afford health care they simply desire a the latest video game and mobile phone. At least in our system their stupid decisions don't condemn anybody but themselves and not the entire nation.

It's not, though. Socialism is common ownership of means of production. Every single developed country acknowledges the advantages of a free market. They can make attempt to regulate it, but the best they can do is just tax people and companies and redistiribute money in form of welfare.
Socialism will never work and "mixed system" is a buzzword. And as someone who grew in a former socialst country I can assure you that instead of prosperity for everyone you'd be making tanks and standing in lines. Don't be delusional.

Not all revolutions imply enslavement of other people.

>can afford health care they simply desire a the latest video game and mobile phone.

Hahaha oh wow, you never had to actually get healthcare have you? Good thing the ACA extended how long you can stay on mommy and daddy's policy right?

Healthcare is a dumb hill to die on if you're a capitalist. UK, France, Germany etc etc are all capitalist countries with free healthcare. America should just shut down the military bases and drones to pay for it cause it's obviously not working

And lose the support of its most lucrative backers?

What do you mean

I dont care who you are. You live in a mixed system. Deal with it.

We only have a problem with obesity because we serve the poor psuedofood that's incredibly cheap to produce, and has tons of unuseful calories lacking in vital proteins and fats so it pools as fat on people instead of feeding them.

Unlike glorious communist food that doesn't exist.

I don't care either, about their money that is.

I do care that I have to waste 8(9 with commute) hours of my 14 wake hours per day on something that does not directly benefit me.

Thankfully my job is not braindead and I can spend 1/3rd of my time learning and getting better.
I do care that my situation is mostly to being born in post-communist shithole. And that money gives exponential advantage at start.

Honestly I would prefer to work 6h shifts system, with 1-2h overlap.
No need to take a day off to take care official business(because everything will be still open on other shift), or to visit a doctor.

It still takes about half of your wake time (7hours with commute).

Starting your own business is not for everyone, plus it is very hard to get starting money over here. Oh and goverment has post communist mindset - low level clerks still think that they can decide your fate, and will fuck you over because they can(I used to work as one for a few months).

Jokes on you, I'm from Europe living in the US. I'm also gainfully employed.

It's very easy to champion tax payer healthcare in Europe when the vast bulk of medical research is done by private companies funded by the US. Remind me again how close the NHS is to bursting at the seems, how the computer system that was meant to cut wait times and ensure faster service blew up in their face.

Your bickering only delays the inevitable.

>Socialism is common ownership of means of production

There is no common ownership, there is state ownership. If you seize the means of production and make it available to the people, do you earnestly believe your standard of living will improve? If so, please explain it to me.

Wages will go up? Please explain how, you can artificially raise them which will cause the cost of living to rise along with it or devalue your currency.

We should still shut down all the military bases, cut the military staff down and stop bombing places though

>>players want do a pseudo-communist revolution campaign

So? Have you never run an evil campaign?

I agree on non-intervention, let the world burn. But not cut down on military spending, a strong America (albeit non-interventionist) is in the world's best interest.

>let the world burn

As if anything could stop it from burning.