Anyone up for cracking packs?

Anyone up for cracking packs?

No but I'm up for packing cracks.

>Dragon's Maze
Gross.

save yourself some time and just throw it into the trash

Which one should I do first?

Start with Dragon's Maze, cause it's best to get the disapointment out of the way first.
Save Kaladesh for last, cause it'd be super cool to end this with an invention.

I suck at this

Don't make it pretty, just fucking open it.

RIP massacre girl
Which next?

Yup, that's Dragons' Maze for you. Enjoy your 50 cent rare.

Let's do release order; open Khans next. Pray for a fetch

>scissors

Don't worry user, it's probably just for destroying the shitty Dragons' Maze cards once OP's done.

That's for the angel

do khans now

Probably the most value I'll get from this pack.

Whoo fetch.

WE DID IT REDDIT!

Shadows now!

I can't wait to play him in my edh deck :^)
Probably going to gift the spare cards to my nephew the next time I see him

Well, you got a fetch, that's something anyway. Good luck getting value out of Shadows/Moon/Kaladesh.

Odric is hilarious if you can run an aggro deck that lets him copy as many of the listed effects as possible in a single combat.

>dismal backwater
Is that still relevant in pauper?

Yeah, that cycle of lands sees occasional play in pauper, depending on the deck obv. I think there's a u/b control deck running around that uses dismals. Don't quote me though.

The box is valuable for me since I use those for my edh decks

Odric's kinda lame, desu. Mono white, and he doesn't copy Protection abilities.

Yes, but it's still a 5 cent common.

Got Thalia and Odric. That's some kinda theme you've got going on there.

>not using your scissors and cutting the cards up.

Last Shadows pack, then Khaladesh for the maybe possibly Invention

Like I said probably gonna give odric to my nephew
Stitchers graft seems like it wanted to be in an exert deck.

It wouldn't even be good there. Maybe if it didn't have the sac clause.

Moment of truth, ladies and gentlemen. Do we get the Invention?!?

We don't but we do get a madcap experiment so there we are

Pity.

So, to add it all up, OP reimbursed the price of the box with a lucky Fetchland pull, plus he has a bunch of chaff to give to his nephew.

Remember Veeky Forums: the real value of magic is the time we share together! Or something like that, I have no clue.

And the destruction of bad cards

Teachings?

>cutting shitty rares
YOU DUMB FUCK. You and 7 of your friends each bring 42 of those and hold a draft.

>having 7 friends
>being on Veeky Forums
Pick one.

Have you ever seen Grafted Wargear and though, how do we make this unplayable?