What's the proper way to play a female werewolf?

>female werewolf
You mean a wifwolf?

Who is this?

So a turboslut?

>"Hurf durf how does females work" thread

Look if you're looking for an excuse to post porn just do it. Otherwise stop wasting everybody's time with these bullshit threads.

A waifuwolf?

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That’s just mestruation, user.

Don't, because furfags. Were-creatures are cursed, miserable people who range from evil serial killers who accepted the beast to evil attempted serial killers who try to contain their unholy urges without using the only sure fire method. The only good were-anything is a dead one.

Kek.

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Glad to see someone else agrees.

Go read Peter is the Wolf and play as any of the female characters.

Be Brigitte

You act like an actually happy, gleeful, non-bitchy female because you can just werewolf out of menstruation.

like a male werewolf but you suck less dick

A ravenous killing machine that bleeds once a month.

>Peter Is The Wolf.
My man.

That's a daughterfulf, not a waifulf.

Read some fucking Terry Pratchett user. Ffs

You know, like Yoko Ono

But without the reason or accountability?

Eight tits, but no bleeding crotchwound every four weeks and pregnancies are pretty safe.

It's pretty much a proven fact that Yoko was a banshee.

Here's the answer you've actually been looking for, OP:

Yiff yiff yiff.

That's a pretty cute snek you have there user

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Jesus Christ I forgot about Peter is the Wolf...

I love this meme

Fortune cookie is not optional.

Oh no, I've learned another specialized term for fucking animals.

It's not for fucking animals, it's just for referring to their parts. The fucking comes after we establish these things.

But why do you need it. It's not like a bulb on a dog's dick, that's a noticeable anatomical feature with a function. Dog vagina is just a vagina.

HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT SPADES, MY TIGGA?

You know what, I feel I'm about to.

This.

It's not "just a vagina" though. It's a puffy little entrance. It fluffs out just a little but so it really reaches the base of your cock. It's cute and aesthetically pleasing unlike meatflaps.

This is gonna be /k/ with their deer and doves all over again, right?

Right. user here is no longer allowed on werewolf hunts. Everyone else, we've got a monster to kill.

As if. You know you need me because I know more about a werewolf than the werewolf itself. The things I know may or may not be applicable for the given scenario but I sure as shit know them.

What if I would rather die in a gruesome fashion via werewolf jaws than listen to another second of what you're telling me?

Thanks for the descriptions, I couldn't live without knowing what my dog's genitals would do if I stuck my dick in her.

I'll take mental trauma over physical trauma.

Is that like a vore thing or just a rhetoric ultimatum? I can offer advice on the former if needed.

Life's greatest mysteries don't have to be mysteries.

come on, OP. if you make these threads often enough, we start to catch on.

Your wisdom might not earn you gold, but it totally can earn you geld.

TBF, if he's fucked a werewolf and isn't already, then they're probably made of adamantium.

Shadman get out.
Reeee

'Dog cunts' should totally be slang for coins of some sort.

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I swear to god Dave, it's every fucking hunt with this shit. If it's not werewolves, it's harpies, if it's not harpies, it's goddamn Deep Ones.

'Lore' only excuses so much knowledge of monster genitalia, you know?

When they called it 'favored enemy' they weren't kidding.

Yeah, that's not only creepy, it's also strictly inferior to other options out there.

Aggressive, hulking mass of fur and fangs aroused by violence and built like a muclegirlfag furry's wet dream who will just as soon eat someone as she'd pin them down and ravage them in wolf form
Sweet, demure, and somewhat plain housewife in human form with a fetish for all of the above

Okay, it may not be the proper way but it's my favorite

Am I the only bloody hunter here who actually cares about killing the things that go bump in the night and not trying to bone them?

It's you people who drive me to drink

Animal fucking is kind of weird, but you've got at least two core classes that implicitly specialize in it and there's even a skill for it. Corpse fucking, that warrants alignment checks.

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You're the only hunter here who's never been trapped at the bottom of a pit with eight rabid feet of bloodied teeth and nail-like claws and four hours left until dawn.

I'm not always carrying catnip and ping-pong paddles because I want a surprise dire tiger to be fucking happy.

Like a huge bitch. Or a small one. Really depends on their human form.

How else am I supposed to keep the damned things distracted until backup arrives? No, letting it gnaw on my dying body isn't an option.

C'mon, it could be worse.

>Badly drawn furry porn comics.

I thought I quit you...

You try to get away, but you never really had any control over your fate. Accept it.

Anyone have that picture of a guy trying to push a drunk female werewolf into a house through a small window?

technically they're wifwolves

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what about warwelfs

What about the whywolves

I'm more worried about the whowolves.

Unbearably twee, British, and fond of abducting random women for indeterminate periods.

Can't fucking wait for its release date.

That doesn't make any sense, why would you call them warwelfs?

what are they, half war half welfare?

The fuck even is that?

No, that's a completely different monster. Those're called 'Republicans'.

Sequel to picrelated, starring werewolves.

Kek

Ha ha, Humorous. But I will explain.

the were in werewolf comes from the old English. In that language all humans were called man and the difference between the sexes were denoted by the prefixes Were and Wif.

Weremen were male humans and Wifmen were female.

So if you wanted to be a grammatically accurate nerd (which I am) you could call female werewolves: wifwolves.

Oh, I knew that. I was just running with the joke.

>xirwolves

wulfman*

Neeeeeeerrrrrrrdddddd

Wifmenwolves?