Player plays horse archer

>Player plays horse archer
>Refuses to dismount his horse
>Horse archery in the bowels of the earth
>Horse archery around the inn's hearth

That old man is legit ballin. If that's your player, you shut your goddamn mouth and let him horse archery all he likes.

It's a really small horse.

Have him switch to a Shetland pony indoors. Or have the inn have one of those mechanical bull things he can sit on

>Or have the inn have one of those mechanical bull things he can sit on
10/10.

>Player bed pretty bar maid
>While still riding his horse

>invades russia during the winter
>it actually works
Fucking horse-archer players.

I know that feel
fucking unicorns players on L5R I tell you what

At a point they should really just play a centaur

Tengiri is please
Born to Ride
Live and die in the saddle

>Player insists on playing siamese twin horse archer

How would you handle this?

Take his words literally and have his character be a horse archer that is Siamese who also has a twin.

That seems a lot less interesting than someone so committed to horse archery that they take their horse everywhere. If you're just going for practical it would probably be better to just use a small race with a medium sized mount, but I think there's less novelty in that

>What are ponies

>less novelty in a gnome on a scottie dog than a mongol on a horse
I disagree.

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have the horse commit seppuku

Mike Loades is awesome. His books on longbows and composite bows are amazing.

This is discrimination!

Double horse archers

If you're going to force such a bad situation onto the character who's entirely about riding on a horse I think you should ham it up more and go full million dollar baby after the horse gets a broken leg. Ideally with some sort of speak to animals spell in play

>Play cavalryman for oneshot of some dumb old forgotten RPG
>roll high str and get to do x4 damage on any mounted attack, solving every combat encounter in one roll
>Riding though castle halls like no-ones business
>Avoid futile GM attempts to dismount me through fictional positioning
>Fuck his GF that night after oneshotting BBEG

>>Player plays horse archer
>DM says its a good idea
>dungeon crawl most of the game

>Not casting Spider climb and shrink on yourself and your horse so you can ride along the roof and remain in a single square together at all times.
Roof horse is best horse.