The last one went pretty well. Let's see how this one will do.
What does your character say when selected, Veeky Forums?
>Made Leader:
>Select 1:
>Select 2:
>Select 3:
>Action 1:
>Action 2:
>Action 3:
>Battle Cry:
>Critial Hit:
>Critial Miss:
>Badly Hurt:
>Death Rattle:
>Bored:
>Casting a spell:
>Stealth:
>Picking Pocket:
>Inventory Full:
>Rare Select 1:
>Rare Select 2:
>Rare Select 3:
>Rare Select 4:
Gus Ryder
>Made Leader:Listen up, follow your training and watch out for eachother, we'll make it through this.
>Select 1:C'mmander?
>Select 2: Listening..
>Select 3:Got a plan?
>Action 1:Seizing the objective!
>Action 2:(half sarcastic) Hearts and minds!
>Action 3:Rock 'n' rooooll
>Battle Cry:For God and country!!
>Critial Hit:Deadringer!
>Critial Miss: Ughgh.. NUTS!
>Badly Hurt: I didn't need more scars...!
>Death Rattle:Have mercy on me.. a sinner..
>Bored:They say war is 99% boredom... This adds the last percent..
>Casting a spell:Loud! And! PROUD!
>Stealth:Time to get messy...
>Picking Pocket:Forgive us our sins...
>Inventory Full:Not enough pouches..
>Rare Select 1: Raptor 2 Actual to HQ, besides dying, what's our plan?
>Rare Select 2: I miss my couch, and my dog, and my BEER. But honestly, I missed combat.
>Rare Select 3:When all this is done, I just need hot shower with an ice cooold lady.
>Rare Select 4: Ever feel like a balloon? Like one that a clown's holding, but like there's a small leak and it makes a really sad whizzing noise and sinks. I'm more like the balloon than the clown, man. But it's all a joke.
>Made Leader: I've risked more on less, you know.
>Select 1: Booze in the bottle, arrows in the quiver
>Select 2: Let's finish this before I sober up, yeah?
>Select 3: Lets give 'em hell!
>Action 1: Now serving number...Yours!
>Action 2: [burping] which one do I shoot again?
>Action 3: Ouch. That one look like it hurt...
>Battle Cry: For Glory!
>Critial Hit: Hells FIRES I'm good
>Critial Miss: Oops, wrong blur...
>Badly Hurt: Don't worry none, I've...had worse...
>Death Rattle: Just remember my name...
>Bored: I'm running low on fuel here, chief.
>Casting a spell: hang on a sec, I'm casting!
>Stealth: They might smell me, but they sure won't see me
>Picking Pocket: No shame in peeking.
>Inventory Full: I better clean some of this shit out.
>Rare Select 1: drinksh are on meee!
>Rare Select 2: Remember the Falls. They did not die in vain.
>Rare Select 3: One day I'll find some quiet. But not now,
>Rare Select 4: [burp]
Letfaun "Lefty" Jassan
>Made Leader: If you're sure you want to Chief. Actually, I guess I'm the Chief now. Haha!
>Select 1: Yeah?
>Select 2: What's up, Chief?
>Select 3: You need me?
>Action 1: Let's play a little diddy
>Action 2: Let's see... What to do...
>Action 3: I've got just the thing!
>Battle Cry: Let's dance!
>Critical Hit: Did you see that?!
>Critical Miss: Whoops!
>Badly Hurt: I'm fine! Get someone else!
>Death Rattle: Did I do it, Chief?
>Bored: La la laaa~ la laa la la~
>Casting a spell: Ka-chow!
>Stealth: Some good old fashioned dirty work
>Picking Pocket: Snatched
>Inventory Full: But everything is important!
>Rare Select 1: I ran away to join the circus, but this is ridiculous!
>Rare Select 2: Shut up, I'm composing
>Rare Select 3: At your service, Chief
>Rare Select 4: I miss Mom...
>Made Leader: "Huh? Me?! Uh, well, okay! I'll do my best!"
>Select 1: "Just point me in the right direction!"
>Select 2: "You want me to do something?"
>Select 3: "What's going on?"
>Action 1: "I'm on it!"
>Action 2: "You can count on me!"
>Action 3: "Here I go!"
>Battle Cry: "Your ass is wizard-blast grass!"
>Critical Hit: "And BOOM goes the you!"
>Critical Miss: "It's my rat's fault, I swear!"
>Badly Hurt: "Agh... My hat's feeling a little heavy..."
>Death Rattle: "I hope this helps... even just a bit..."
>Bored: "So... Are we just going to stand around? Cool..."
>Casting a spell: "Time for the main event!"
>Stealth: "Keep squeaks to a minimum, Reggie."
>Picking Pocket: "Ooooo, Pump-a-rum."
>Inventory Full: "I know I look like a pack rat, but that doesn't mean I am one."
>Rare Select 1: "What, this vest? Well I'm more on the 'newly homeless' side of the hobo spectrum."
>Rare Select 2: "Y'know if you keep just staring like that I might get the wrong impression."
>Rare Select 3: "Reggie here only really eats garbage. I've tried to feed him real food, but he's just more of a trash man I guess."
>Rare Select 4: "I think immortality is cool and all, but I wouldn't want to go around shouting 'WRYYYYYYYYY' all day."
Anastasia "Ice" Genovier
>Made Leader: Time to jump in the driver's seat!
>Select 1: (softly) Hey..
>Select 2: What's the plan, man?
>Select 3: Hmmm'okay
>Action 1: Need it fixed?
>Action 2: How 'bout frozen?
>Action 3: Un moment s'il vous plaît!
>Battle Cry: Saint Jeanne d'Arc as my guide!
>Critial Hit: (smug) Bingo!
>Critial Miss: That wasn't in the schedule.
>Badly Hurt: I just need to hold on...!!
>Death Rattle: I'll be waiting for you, my love..
>Bored: And to think, I could be in the garage right now having fun...
>Casting a spell: Get frozen, slimeball..!
>Stealth: Hush hush, keep it down now, voices carry..
>Picking Pocket: (hums the pink panther theme)
>Inventory Full: How do they say...? Too much junk in the trunk!
>Rare Select 1: Did you know a muscle car's rumbling gets a woman... hmm.. revved up as well?
>Rare Select 2: Every day, you discover something new, fall in love a little bit more, give a little more of your heart... I'm talking about the Boss 429, of course.
>Rare Select 3: You know, right now i want a cold shower and a hot blooded man.
>Rare Select 4: Did you expect more ice jokes? Maybe a frost pun? I'm more than a cryomancer grease monkey. Ehhh, I just need to chill out.
>>Made Leader: ...Mind yourselves
>>Select 1: Yeah?
>>Select 2: I'm out in the open here.
>>Select 3: My bag of traps is heavy right now, boss
>>Action 1: I'll scout ahead
>>Action 2: Mind If I set a few traps along the way?
>>Action 3: (softly) shhhh....
>>Battle Cry: Welp, time for plan B
>>Critial Hit: ...huh, plan B is actually working.
>>Critial Miss: Yeah, pretty much as expected
>>Badly Hurt: Shit... I gotta get outta here...
>>Death Rattle: Heh... Don't get caught. ONE job...
>>Bored: *sounds of metal bits and clanking* I'll get you set up later, beautiful.
>>Casting a spell: This should give us the advantage...
>>Stealth: I already was
>>Picking Pocket: ...This better be worth the risk
>>Inventory Full: I can't secure this much crap.
>>Rare Select 1: Someone watchin' us?
>>Rare Select 2: I DO mark my traps, see that dirt pile?
>>Rare Select 3: Wait, I'm missing one... Uh oh... nobody move, let me find it...
>>Rare Select 4: I think I may have made this area safe enough, guys.
Andromalius "Antonio Marius" Jr.
>Made Leader: You freaks are running with me now, capisci?
>Select 1: What do you need, kid?
>Select 2: You get me to do it, you'll get it done.
>Select 3: Yeah?
>Action 1: May luck be a lady, huh.
>Action 2: Let's make it quick.
>Action 3: You picked the right man for the job, I can tell you that much.
>Battle Cry: Let's knock some fucking skulls!
>Critial Hit: See you in hell, jackass
>Critial Miss: Good thing I'm not picking horses
>Badly Hurt: Hey, watch the duds!
>Death Rattle: Looks like them's the brakes, kid
>Bored: I'd see more action at the goddamn dentist's.
>Casting a spell: None of you let my pops know I'm doing this
>Stealth: Nix the noise
>Picking Pocket: Learned everything I know from my old man.
>Inventory Full: You think I can actually fit anything in these pockets?
>Rare Select 1: Look kid, I don't say this often, but you're all right.
>Rare Select 2: Mr. Andromalius is my father's name
>Rare Select 3: Maybe he was right, maybe you are the Chosen One
>Rare Select 4: Hear that new Sun Ra record? Hot stuff.
>What does your character say when selected, Veeky Forums?
Bolmur, Veteran Mercenary
>>Made Leader: "Fine. Just wish they offer me less than you do."
>>Select 1: "What now?"
>>Select 2: "Uh-huh?"
>>Select 3: "Tell me."
>>Action 1: "Fine."
>>Action 2: "You don't tell me what to do."
>>Action 3: "Stop whining."
>>Battle Cry: "Another paycheck on its way."
>>Critial Hit: "All in a day's work."
>>Critial Miss: "...how?"
>>Badly Hurt: "I gonna need a raise..."
>>Death Rattle: "Bastard! I'm not... done... yet..."
>>Bored: *grunts*
>>Casting a spell: "Always have a surprise up your sleeve!"
>>Stealth: "I demand a nighttime bonus."
>>Picking Pocket: "Some bonus tip."
>>Inventory Full: "Looks like my paycheck has been too plentiful lately."
>>Rare Select 1: "What are you looking at?"
>>Rare Select 2: "There is a quite big difference between an old mercenary and an unprepared one."
>>Rare Select 3: "Let's find the poor bastard I'm hired after."
>>Rare Select 4: "Too bad retirement ain't a thing for a merc like me."
Tfw I'm an edgelord player LMAO
>Made Leader: Aye, my lord. I will command the Kill-team for this mission.
>Select 1: You are heard. Your orders?
>Select 2: Vox check.
>Select 3: Good copy.
>Action 1: Confirmed.
>Action 2: It shall be so.
>Action 3: Deathwatch on the move.
>Battle Cry: Victory or Death!
>Critical Hit: Feel the Raven's Talons!
>Critical Miss: My reach exceeded my grasp...this time.
>Badly Hurt: I've survived worse.
>Death Rattle: I...upheld my oath...brothers.
>Bored: On the field of battle, speed is essential.
>Casting a spell: Brother Librarian, some aid,please?
>Stealth: It is what my Chapter is known for.
>Picking Pocket: You ask, how can an Astartes have such light fingers? 'Tis a secret!
>Inventory Full: Equipment check. Leave behind any nonessentials.
>Rare Select 1: Travel the galaxy.
>Rare Select 2: Meet rare and fascinating Xenos.
>Rare Select 3: Kill them.
>Rare Select 4: I said SPEED is ESSENTIAL.
Glace the Knight.
>Made Leader: "You're sure you want me to do this? If you say so."
>Select 1: "Sir."
>Select 2: "How can I be of service?"
>Select 3: "What needs done?"
>Action 1: "I'll have it done as quick as I can."
>Action 2: "I'm on it."
>Action 3: "Of course."
>Battle Cry: "You'll fall to my blade!"
>Critical Hit: "Oh, It hit."
>Critical Miss: "You live for awhile longer!"
>Badly Hurt: "This isn't the end! Not even a scratch!"
>Death Rattle: "My lord...I'm coming soon..."
>Bored: "Can't wait to get to do something, sitting around is a waste of my potential."
>Casting a spell: "I don't know what the fuck I'm doing!"
>Stealth: "I hate doing it like this."
>Picking Pocket: "Sorry lad, but I need this more than you."
>Inventory Full: "I literally cannot hold anymore, sir."
>Rare Select 1: "Are you sure you gotta use me? Fine."
>Rare Select 2: "Two plus two equals five...two plus two equals five."
>Rare Select 3: "..."
>Rare Select 4: "Work never seems to stop."
>Made Leader: "If you insist. I am the most experienced fighting her, after all."
>Select 1: "Hmm?"
>Select 2: "Continue"
>Select 3: "Let's get to the point."
>Action 1: "Shall we?"
>Action 2: "Interesting."
>Action 3: "Could you explain your reasoning?"
>Battle Cry: "Your magic is mine!"
>Critial Hit: "A demonstration of superior technique."
>Critial Miss: "I've made another mistake."
>Badly Hurt: "A healer! Now."
>Death Rattle: "I should not...have rejected the gift."
>Bored: "If my presence is not necessary, may I leave?"
>Casting a spell: "Allow me to demonstrate."
>Stealth: "Eris! How did you turn invisible again? Was it something like....this?"
>Picking Pocket: "I am more accustomed to taking spells, but, if I must...."
>Inventory Full:"Is this necessary to carry?"
>Rare Select 1: "Perhaps this glyph can be reduced...which would improve...Oh, sorry, what is it?"
>Rare Select 2: "This hat is enchanted to store vast reserves of arcane power in an easily acces--alright, alright I really just like the way it looks."
>Rare Select 3: "I am no thief, I merely...borrow."
>Rare Select 4: "Tags: Incest. Age-gap. Yuri. Bondage. Tentacles. Silly Hats. "
Who would make the best party ITT? Who would make the best couple?
>Tags: Incest. Age-gap. Yuri. Bondage. Tentacles. Silly Hats.
>Silly Hats
L-Lewd...
>Made Leader: Obviously. Try to keep up.
>Select 1: I'm listening.
>Select 2: My blade stands ready.
>Select 3: Let's not waste time.
>Action 1: Consider it done.
>Action 2: Eeeasy.
>Action 3: If you insist.
>Battle Cry: I've been waiting for this!
>Critical Hit: Predictable!
>Critical Miss: Ridiculous!
>Badly Hurt: Finally, A worthy opponent!
>Death Rattle: Im...possible...
>Bored: This is a waste of my talents.
>Casting a spell: (Not available) You're better off asking my brother.
>Stealth: Quiet isn't my style, but I'll give it a shot...
>Picking Pocket: Forced to stoop to such a thing!
>Inventory Full: Too many useless baubles!
>Rare Select 1: While you wasted your days in the taverns, I studied the blade...
>Rare Select 2: (mumbling) Yes mother, I did remember to pack spare clothes.
>Rare Select 3: Did I tell you about the time I defeated the kings right hand man in single combat? I did? Several times?
>Rare Select 4: It all started when the king approached my family, and....
Garo'tho'muk Phoenix sorcerer
>Made Leader: As it should be, i'll manage the inferno and the man standing in front of me.
>Select 1: Need something charred black?
>Select 2: Hmm, What is it?
>Select 3: Need my talents?
>Action 1: On it boss.
>Action 2: Sure can do.
>Action 3: I'd prefer burning enemies but fine.
>Battle Cry: I AM ONE WITH FIRE.
>Critial Hit: SO ARE YOU.
>Critial Miss:SO IS THAT TREE.
>Badly Hurt: A PHOENIX CANNOT DIE, WEEP AT MY FEET.
>Death Rattle: ah, this is it my end... mother...
>Bored: *humming and idle drum playing*
>Casting a spell: Behold the power of flame
>Stealth: Hey i'm pretty good at this while i'm not on fire. Or lighting things on fire.
>Picking Pocket: Well, we can take a peek can't we?
>Inventory Full: I Can't carry it all, someone else is more suited for this pack mule work.
>Rare Select 1: ~Tall and tan and young and lovely...
>Rare Select 2: You ever think about all the stupid things people go on doing I do then I count myself among them.
>Rare Select 3: Allamir i've been thinking maybe you should ditch the axe and just use your shield.
>Rare Select 4: Allamir... if I had the courage to tell you...
Edward Masters, Elven Bard
>Made Leader: First smart decision you ever made.
>Select 1: Yeah?
>Select 2: What's your pleasure?
>Select 3: Make it quick.
>Action 1: No problem.
>Action 2: Too easy.
>Action 3: As good as done.
>Battle Cry: Wouldn't you rather talk this out?
>Critial Hit: Should've listened.
>Critial Miss: This is why I don't like fighting
>Badly Hurt: No, my spleen! I keep all my important files there!
>Death Rattle: Please don't kill me, I'm worth more alive than dead!
>Bored: *snorts a powder*
>Casting a spell: This'll fix you.
>Stealth: Not a sound.
>Picking Pocket: Excuse me, passing through.
>Inventory Full: I'm not made for heavy lifting!
>Rare Select 1: Stick with me, and everyone's going to be just fine.
>Rare Select 2: Trust me!
>Rare Select 3: I'd rather be relaxing somewhere.
>Rare Select 4: I'll make kings out of peasants.
bumping
Leonard "Skull" Orlich
>Made Leader: Heh, mom woulda been proud.
>Select 1: Bossman?
>Select 2: Ready.
>Select 3: Where to?
>Action 1: 10-4
>Action 2: Let's go!
>Action 3: Hot steppin'!
>Battle Cry: Lay it on 'em!
>Critial Hit: Gotcha sumbitch!
>Critial Miss: Damn me!
>Badly Hurt: Gotta find a way out of this..
>Death Rattle: No! No!
>Bored: They said twenty to life, starting to wish I had taken them up on that one.
>Casting a spell: Nebuchadnezzar!
>Stealth: Shhhh, it'll be just like going to sleep.
>Picking Pocket: Probably didn't need it anyway!
>Inventory Full: Gotta pawn some of this stuff
>Rare Select 1: ~When I hear that whistle blowin', I hang my head and cry~
>Rare Select 2: Yeah? Lets get some action!
>Rare Select 3: Hey, hey. Lets not get too familiar now.
>Rare Select 4: I wasn't in prison for THAT long.
Rook, awakened undead gunslinger
>Made Leader: Follow my lead and try not to trip anything, boys.
>Select 1: Yeah?
>Select 2: What'cha need, boss?
>Select 3: What can ol' Rook do for ya?
>Action 1: Sit back and watch a master at work.
>Action 2: On it, boss.
>Action 3: Never see me coming.
>Battle Cry: Strike like lightning!
>Critial Hit: Ha! I've still got it!
>Critial Miss: Ah, blast it all!
>Badly Hurt: I'm hurtin' bad, kid. Little help?
>Death Rattle: Dammit, not again!
>Bored: I'd say I ain't getting any younger, but...
>Casting a spell:
>Stealth: Like midnight under a rock.
>Picking Pocket: What's yours is mine.
>Inventory Full: I'm full up, boss.
>Rare Select 1: [Humming a tune that sounds suspiciously like Spooky Scary Skeletons]
>Rare Select 2: (Sigh) What is it?
>Rare Select 3: Gods, I could go for some whiskey right now.
>Rare Select 4: Y'know what I really miss? Having hair...and skin, for that matter.
Mandalore the Forge
>Made Leader: "Good choice. Let's go."
>Select 1: "Copaani gaan?"
>Select 2: "What?"
>Select 3: "Hurry up."
>Action 1: "Hukaat'kama."
>Action 2: "Sound plan."
>Action 3: "Naturally."
>Battle Cry: "Ke nu'jurkadir sha Mando'ade!"
>Critical Hit: "A clean blow!"
>Critical Miss: "Dammit...!"
>Badly Hurt: "We need to rethink this assault!"
>Death Rattle: "Maybe...it'll be different...this time..."
>Bored: "I have an entire people to save from mediocrity, I can't waste time standing around and doing nothing, di'kut!"
>Tired: "The four thousand years I have already slept was not an advance. We stop. Now."
>Using the Force: "Guess what I can do?"
>Stealth: "Ba'slan shev'la..."
>Taking something from someone without asking: "I need this. Take it back later if you can."
>Inventory Full: "I have no more room. Put that somewhere else."
>Rare Select 1: "My people once brought the Republic to its knees. How have we fallen so far?"
>Rare Select 2: "The Force is a weapon in my arsenal. I would be foolish not to use it."
>Rare Select 3: "Lightsabers cauterize. Cut off someone's head with one, you trap enough oxygenated blood in there for eight, maybe ten seconds of consciousness. Think on that next time you call it a civilized weapon."
>Rare Select 4: "I have the Mythosaur Skull. I have the Mask of Mandalore the First. I cast aside my old name. I am Mandalore the Forge. The Galaxy will burn."
>Rare Select 5: "Stop poking me."
Francis "Stitch" Dufresne, shadowrunner combat medic.
>Made Leader: "Stick close and try not to get shot."
>Select 1: "Let's get this over with."
>Select 2: "Where do you need me?"
>Select 3: "Hmm?"
>Action 1: "On it."
>Action 2: "En route now."
>Action 3: "Let's go."
>Battle Cry: "Come on, you bastards!"
>Critial Hit: "Heh, guess even I get lucky once in awhile."
>Critial Miss: "Damn, sun was in my eyes!"
>Badly Hurt: "Need a medkit!"
>Death Rattle: "[Pained] Should've stayed home..."
>Bored: "Christ, this is dull."
>Casting a spell: "Gimmie a sec to concentrate..."
>Stealth: "Going dark."
>Picking Pocket: "What've we got here?"
>Inventory Full: "Bag's full, chief."
>Rare Select 1: "Of course, I'm down to my last damn cig. Dammit."
>Rare Select 2: "Quit jerking me around and tell me what you want done!"
>Rare Select 3: "I could be home watching the game and drinking scotch, but here I am."
>Rare Select 4: [Off key humming]
>are you sure you gotta use me
lewd
nice pickpocket description
>Made Leader: "Enacting Rites of Command. I will not fail"
>Select 1: "Guardian reporting"
>Select 2: "Umbra Four, ready"
>Select 3: "Transmit directive"
>Action 1: "Waypoint received"
>Action 2: "It will be done."
>Action 3: "Yeah, I see it."
>Battle Cry: "Victory or Valhalla!"
>Critical Hit: "You'll be a feast for the crows"
>Critical Miss: "Allocating additional ammunition"
>Badly Hurt: "Armor compromised. Compensating"
>Death Rattle: "Containment loss imminent. Transmitting coordinates to Valkarie"
>Bored: "How about a song, boys? Something to pass the time?"
>Casting a spell: "Ansuz Kaunan!"
>Stealth: "Activating stealth systems. Five meter spread. No sound."
>Picking Pocket: "It's easier when I knock them out first"
>Inventory Full: "Local storage full. Excess will be offloaded to the mule"
>Rare Select 1:"Syncing with command interface and readying weapons."
>Rare Select 2: "Wolves of Midgard, ready to hunt."
>Rare Select 3: "Getting some interference on the comm. Loki may be playing tricks on us."
>Rare Select 4:"Fuck you, the Techno-Viking thing is awesome."
Toy Dispenser, mercenary android Mastermind
>Made Leader: "Leadership buffs for everyone!"
>Select 1: "You have... 44% of my attention."
>Select 2: "Ready to support."
>Select 3: "Just point and click."
>Action 1: "Let me handle it."
>Action 2: "Solving your problem with overwhelming firepower!"
>Action 3: "Bubbles up! Please don't poke the inside."
>Battle Cry: "Time to dispense the pain!"
>Critical Hit: "And /that/ is why I'm command and control."
>Critial Miss: "...that was a fluke."
>Badly Hurt: "Why am I not in bodyguard mode!?"
>Death Rattle: "Critical damage sustained. I'll be back later."
>Bored: "Could we at least go somewhere with more bandwidth?"
>Casting a spell: "Charging... Cover me!"
>Stealth: "Stealth protocols enga-... no wait, I forgot to install them."
>Picking Pocket: "...pay no attention to the rainbow colored android..."
>Inventory Full: "Any more and Mini Bot's going to start breaking stuff."
>Rare Select 1: "No, I'm not going to explain where I got my name. No, I don't dispense toys."
>Rare Select 2: Mini Bot: "WHEEEEEEEEE!" Toy: "Shut up!"
>Rare Select 3: Combat Toy: "Give me a target already!"
>Rare Select 4: "...okay fine but it'll be $5.95 for shipping and handling."
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Character: An Ultraman homage taking the human form of an office lady.
>Made Leader: Daiji Securities, Hazama speaking, may I help?
>Select 1: What do you need today?
>Select 2: I am Nova!
>Select 3: Fear not, Nova is here!
>Action 1: For justice!
>Action 2: Right away.
>Action 3: Nova is going!
>Battle Cry: Nebular powers, activate!
>Critical Hit: Try again in 10,000 years!
>Critical Miss: We need a new strategy.
>Badly Hurt: (Insistent beeping)
>Death Rattle: He's... too... strong...
>Bored: Hazama... what are these... "cat videos" you watch?
>Casting a spell: NEBULARIUM LASER!
>Inventory Full: Why don't women's suits have pockets?!
>Rare Select 1: Hello, Daiji Securities, ULTRAJOU NOVA IS HERE... I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry!
>Rare Select 2: (whistles) seven... seven... seven...
>Rare Select 3: In the name of the M38 nebula, I'll... no, that doesn't work!
>Rare Select 4: I'm sorry, I'm away from my desk at the moment, can I take a contact number?
>>Made Leader: "Put the medic on point? Yeah, that'll go well..."
>>Select 1: *irritated* "What?"
>>Select 2: "Shoot."
>>Select 3: "Oh, what now?"
>>Action 1: "Fine, i'll do it."
>>Action 2: "Watch my toolkit."
>>Action 3: "Okay then."
>>Battle Cry: "Time to break the oath again!"
>>Critial Hit: "Your condition has destabilized!"
>>Critial Miss: "Outta the way!"
>>Badly Hurt: "See what happens when the medic is on the frontlines?!"
>>Death Rattle: "I...am...not...done...!
>>Bored: "...what? Never seen a guy boil scalpels?"
>>Casting a spell: "Don't you dare die on me, you ironhided little bastard..."
>>Stealth: "My socks are getting wet."
>>Picking Pocket: "Lead? Are you asking to be poisoned? Eh, not my problem..."
>>Inventory Full: "I'm a doctor. Not a pack mule."
>>Rare Select 1: "Damnit, boss, i'm a doctor, not an adventurer!"
>>Rare Select 2: "It's not lupus. We're nowhere near causes for lupus."
>>Rare Select 3: "Sure, four extra arms would be a huge help..."
>>Rare Select 4: "Hey, let me finish being a paradox first." *eats apple*