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>Return of the Tok Edition

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Glad to see you back man. Thanks for the fame you gave me as the Tok Slayer, it was a nice popularity boost, but I'd feel bad if I unintentionally caused someone to stop being a cyoa author.

>he was so desperate for attention that he just HAD to be the one to start the thread
>ZBG still cucked him

Laugh at him.

>tok breaks his promise yet again
What is this, the fourth time? Not really surprised anymore desu. Just kill yourself already and spare everyone.

>assume you have 100 years to live
>the average male life expectancy is 76.4 years

Where did the extra 23.6 years come from?

>Lapshop produces endless amounts of any currency
>years of life are currency, due to the witch's shop
Buy a lapshop, get endless years. You could buy any other item too, as you have an endless supply of years.

That's pretty easy. If you really don't want to die at the average time, then just take care of yourself above-averagely.