Catch glimpse of opponent shuffling their deck

>catch glimpse of opponent shuffling their deck
>count at least six man-eater bugs

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That's an illegal deck.

>Player cheats
>You'd rather deal with his cheating than the asshole judge who really doesn't want to be there.

Not if it's three Man Eater Bugs and three Nobleman Eater Bugs!
Also I am aware tributing to Set is really shitty, but unless you've got one of the less than a handful of cards that wipe out set monsters without flipping them when they're destroyed/banished, there's not really fuck all you can do about it.

What a fantastic movie.

Goodbye you dumbass weevil underwood bitch

>Yugioh on Veeky Forums
>more proof that yugioh players cheat.

Looks like he's planning to eat six men.

Is that fucking Dirch Passer?

from reptilicus if i remember right

>Be shuffling my deck
>Notice opponent burning the deck I am holding with his eyes in a manner I find dishonorable.
>Use simple card control to show him the same man-eater bug card 9 times in a row.
>Come to Veeky Forums and realize he is retarded.

As if players of any card game don't cheat.

>watch guy shuffle his deck
>It's a combination of YGO, MtG, Pokemon, Harry Potter, and various other card games

>oh dear god I think I saw the Dragonball GT TCG in there

HE'S CROSSING THE STREAMS

RUN BEFORE HE CUTS IN CHAOTIC, HE'S ALREADY ADDED WEISS SCHWARZ AND TANTO CUORE

TOO LATE, HE ALREADY ADDED CARDFIGHT VANGUARD

Why didn't Spellfire survived?

>opponent shuffles deck
>different brands of card sleeve in roughly the same color

THERES DIGIMON AND DUELMASTERS IN HIS SIDE DECK
THE MADMAN IS MILLING YOU WITH UNO CARDS

WAS THAT BATTLE SPIRITS

YOU HAVE TO STOP HIM BEFORE HE ADDS HEARTHSTONE AND TURNS THIS INTO A DIGITAL DUEL

You do realize that they only trigger their Flip effects if flipped face-up BEFORE they leave the board, right? So if I use, say, Wild Tornado's effect to destroy a set Man Eater Bug, it just dies like a bitch and its effect never triggers.

Unless a card specifically flips something up (and doesn't have that phrase "Flip Effects do not activate at this time"), a monster swings into it for battle (since you have to flip it up to check the stats to resolve battle correctly), or it's just plain Flip Summoned, Flips don't get their effects.

Also there's tons of monster removal that doesn't care if something is face-down first.

BUT HE JUST SET A BICYCLE CARD IN HIS GRAVEYARD
HE'S NOT EVEN USING REAL YUGIOH CARDS

>if

THE SHINY BOOTLEGS!?

What is this, Calvinball?

Goddammit, go away Reptilicus guy. You fucked up so much crap in that movie.

>There was even a bakugan in there
>How does he shuffle a sphere with cards?

quite expertly really.

OH SHIT NIGGA HE JUST PULLED OUT AN APPLES TO APPLES CARD!

AND NOW, HE'S CHALLENGING YOU TO A BEYBLADE DUEL IN THE BEY-ARENA TO SEE WHO GOES FIRST

Okay well he better not use a reverse-rotation bey.

Worse, it's one of the springy jumpy ones.

THE BAYBLADE SHOT OUT OF HIS BAKUGAN LAUNCHER

HE'S PLAYING POLYMERIZATION

HE'S FUSING HIS BEYBLADE WITH A BDAMAN

even worse, its got a magnet frame

There's no hope. Not even playing all of these games simultaneously can beat him now.

You have to cheat. Slip a Go to Jail card into his deck, but give him no dice so he can't roll doubles.

M-masaka! That's no bey-arena...ITS HUNGRY HUNGRY HIPPOS!

What the hell? Are those bingo balls in the pit?

They're d100s!!

Wait, why is the magnet frame glowing...! That's no magnet! It's a Medal!

He's going to use the Medaforce!

He's using the d100 Bingo balls to spell out words on a Ouija board!

Look, just give me 8 d6's, but with two ones, two twos, and two blanks on each die.

If I can trigger a Haunt early enough, we may just reach Jumanji before this madman connects four.

JENGA

BUT THE OUIJA BOARD JUST SPELLED OUT GRETZKY

HE JUST OUIJA SUMMONED WAYNE GRETZKY TURN 1

Oh shit, he's consolidating mana!

BUT LOOK!

THE LAST LETTER WAS ON A TRIPLE WORD SCORE!!!

THAT'S THREE WAYNE GRETZKYS TURN 1

No, you idiot! Jenga will only give him the advantage! Give him the ice hammer instead, we all know that penguin will fall when he launches the hammer from the Mouse Trap. And then? Then he'll lose.

And he still has 5 shields!

HE JUST USED POT OF GREED TO DRAW ANOTHER BEYBLADE
HE SACRIFICED A GRETZKY TO PLAY IT

ITS THE FUCKING SPINNER FROM LIFE UPSIDE DOWN

Don't look now, but that wasn't a Beyblade.

It was a Baneblade.

He's just set up a squad of battle droids led by Count Dooku!

HE JUST ACTIVATED HIS KING OF TEMARIA ABILITY AND PLAYED AN IMPENETRABLE FOG

>this entire fucking thread

Does anyone have three of a kind?

We believe in you, Yugi!

Win this duel, save your Grandpa, be the king of games!

>KING OF ALL THE GAMES

WAIT, DID HE JUST FLIP HIS REDANIAN INFANTRY POG BACK ONTO HIS BENCH WITHOUTH PAYING THE TWO GRETZKY RETREAT COST?

You're right. It's time to end this!

>Goodbye you dumbass weevil underwood bitch

Such a sick card. I think I had an illegal amount (2 or 3) in my deck

NO...IT'S WORSE HE JUST BUT DOWN A COMMUNITY CHEST CARD. THE MAD MAN JUST MADE 500 MONOPLY DOLLARS!!!

Worry not, user. The Forbidden One has already been unleashed. At last our nightmare is over.

THE CHEST! IT'S OPENING!

IT SEEMS TO ME YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND MY TWO-GRETSKY COMBO.

I ALWAYS HAVE TWO WAYNE GRETSKYS

MAN-EATING TREASURE CHEST

THE BOSS MONSTER OF THE MAN-EATING DECK

NOLAN RYAN? BUT THAT WILL LET HIM SEARCH HIS DECK FOR A GET OUT OF JAIL FREE CARD!

TH-THAT GRETZKY BELONGED TO MY FATHER! YOU BASTAAAAAARD!

user, he got out of jail free! Everyone knows that protects from Exodia!

It's only a matter of time until he captures Argentina with 10 armies!

WHICH WILL BE A CINCH, I JUST SAW HIM LOAD A DARK HOLE INTO HIS B-DAMAN BLASTER!

Can't we banish it with an Elder Sign?

Don't worry, his Black Whole will be no match for me.
I summon Wind Up Kitten in Attack Mode

But he rolled a 5 and 6 on his defense rolls!

You need to sacrifice a Wayne Gretzky to use an Elder Sign, and to summon another Wayne Gretzky we'd have to win best 2 out of 3 in rock paper scissors.

...

N-NANI?!

HE JUST CHAIN CANCELED C.S INTO S CARCASS RAID AND THEN USED THE FRAME ADVANTAGE TO SEND HIS PAWN TO E4

>manage to kill a droid unit
>have to take a prize card from him
>wait, why are all 6 YGO cards?
>unless.... those 6 you saw
>flip
>Man Eater Bug
>ALL SIX ARE MAN EATER BUGS

AND IT'S STILL TURN 1

ASK HIM IF HE HAS ANY KINGS QUICK, HE'S ABOUT TO GET A ROYAL FLUSH

It's too late for that, he's already got blackjack.

Hold on OP, I've got your back.

First, I'm gonna need this.

Actually I did have this long, convoluted, unbeatable plan, but then I remembered this broken thing exists.

I made a deck after seeing this exchange. Think I could place in WCS 2017?

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Damn! There's no winning this game...but there's always a chance to win another!

pretty good but you're missing a few integral cards to really have a chance
>you dont have MetalGreymon and WarGarurumon without Omnimon
>There's no Bicycle Instructions card, that's baseline meta nowadays
>You're better off with a SSJ4 Goku instead of Fat Buu for both better draw and another Gretzky Option
>No Bakugan or Beyblade or Life Spinner
>You only need 1 Exodia in a Man-Eater Deck
>No Extra Deck
>Only 1 Pot Of Greed
>Needs more Harry Potter for graveyard stability
>No Black Hole for Turn 1 Argentina

>No Sailor Moon CCG card
>No Bakugan card
>No Bicycle Instruction card
>No Force of Will

Absolutely howling

Since Sailor Mercury Leviathan and Peter Pan got banned those haven't been as viable in the current meta. But if your willing to run a couple more GOOJF for when the judge calls you out then it can work.
Otherwise the space is better used for GTs and Draw 4's.

So what does Pot of Greed do again?

Alright guys, finished the screenshot.

>tfw stack my cards
>tfw when move cards to top of the deck when no one is looking
>tfw when I've never been caught in my fifteen years of playing Magic

You're doing God's work you beautiful bastard

Proof that TG isn't dead

There was a spellcaster that was otherwise functionally identical to Man-Eater Bug. Old Vindictive Magician, I think?

You forgot to include a Saddam Hussein to keep them from using a judge card to undo the turn 1 Gretzkies.

but does that player have 3 coins to use the assassin they've just played?

He's got 500 monopoly dollars! A dollar is 100 cents! He can assassinate over 15,000 times!

They really need to unban Twin! How else can I make 15000 copies of Contessa to block 15000 assassination attempts?

I was going to say something clever but you don't deserve my effort. You're a faggot.

>Target it
>Then destroy it
>If you do, then banish it
Why?
>Both players reveal main decks
This card is shit

Karn is legal but this isn't even legal in vintage

>WEISS SCHWARZ

It just occurred to me you might be the first person to create TTS objects for a lot of those card games.

Guys hol up

I lost my dreidel

Fucking adore threads like this.
Is it against the rules to archive threads like this or no? And of not, anyone got links to similar threads in the archive?

>KING OF ALL GAMES
>PLAYED HUNGER GAMES
>BEAT AFRICA